Help me name my baby...

[Blobpie]

Whitey McFarland

 

[ThatGuy]

Danger, Shitrock, or Lefty.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Dickballs. It is always Dickballs.

what about fagballs instead?

Personally I never use the word fag, but different strokes for different folks I suppose.

hey i was only using a Yahtzee quote that's all
(FYI:Zero Punctuation: Zelda Phantom Hourglass review)

I believe mine is Brentalfloss in a rather roundabout way. Lots of people make jokes about how you can make your name dirty words in RPGs. Dickballs is my favorite, and is now forever saved into my phone's spellcheck. This pleases me.

 

[soren7550]

Name it after me! Soren car work for both a boy and girl, and besides, I got the name from a bird. ( this bird to be exact! [http://guardiansofgahoole.wikia.com/wiki/Soren])

 

[TheAmokz]

Sir Drinkalot. Or Charlemagne.

 

[Ix Rebound]

Fullyhecticsick
Its what my friend wanted to name his pet

 

[Vern]

I would honestly call it "Grey". It sounds nice to me, and it reflects the fact that it's an African Grey Parrot, and if you want to teach it a name, you'd probably be better off using a simple one word name. Parrot's and most birds are relatively intelligent animals, and they can learn a word/name associated to them, but it's best to keep it simple. And really, would you ever feel bad about saying "Hey Grey" and having your parrot respond? My two cents. If I was pressed about it, I might call it Gary. With a bird that can mimic human sounds, you don't want to name it something that it would have a hard time mimicking, just a simple one or two syllable word. And that's the difference I see with naming a bird versus naming a dog or cat. A bird, especially a parrot will learn it's name. Do you want it saying "fagballs" everytime you enter the room, or do you want it saying "grey" or "gary". Not that those are the best name, but your parrot will most likely say the name you give it.

But yeah, I'm not a huge fan of birds, but I respect them as animals. And the African Grey is a beautiful bird. And some species of birds have the amazing ability to recreate human sounds, so they impress me. I just don't like when I wake up and go to work in the morning and I have three giant turkey shits on my windshield.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Name him "Velarn" and teach him to say

Ah yes, "owner" I have dismissed that claim.

 

[minimacker]

Janitor.

For all that is holy, name him Janitor.

Or, you know, just Macker.

 

[FunGuy155]

Stormageddon, destroyer of worlds or maybe just Alonso..... I love Doctor Who wayyyy tooo much....

 

[Guffe]

Zeus
or Odin...
Maybe Thor?
or then Mars or Venus...
Tapio...

yeah I'm tired and not good with names.

 

[idarkphoenixi]

Congratulations on acquiring a bird that is noted for getting terribly depressed in captivity. Name it Victim.

That's not depression you're thinking of. Feather plucking is a result of lack of sosialising and/or boredom which considering the effort I've been putting into it's care wont happen. Visual stimuli is important as well which is why my tv is on whenever I'm not in. It also has free range to come out of the cage and fly/excersise, as long as I'm there to supervise.

 

[Frostbyte]

Razputin, or Notlob. Either of the two are suitably reference-y enough to me.

 

[Isalan]

Go down the WoW route and call it Cat.

Or if you don't like that you could always call it Carrot. Carrot the Parrot.

 

[ryanxm]

Archimedes!

Or

Rodgrigo El Dizores, wearer of bandana masks!

 

[arnoldthebird]

Your bird can be named Dog or Cat, or Fish. To confuse people

 

[Hannabella Doe]

Bellaluna. It's the name of a OC (original character) I made.

 

[putowtin]

Paint parts of it's face blue and call it Garrus

you sir win!

 

[Ciartan]

Icarus.

Spoiler: This is why