Help! Monsters have got us!

[boyvirgo666]

Get the fuck outta the bathroom. The monsters need to use the bathroom and you're just sitting in the dark. Don't be a dick to the monsters.

But they want to eat us! D:

They might want to poop after the big meal.

 

[ThreeWords]

"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Ûdun. Go back to the Shadow! You shall not pass"

 

[SplicedUp068]

You have to give the child your magical toilet scrubber to fight back the monster and re-take the house! Also, Skyrim reference, for fun you could tell her to yell at the monster to scare it away.

 

[smearyllama]

For the monsters part, well...
Can you reason with them? Perhaps you have something they want, eh?

..and now that you're zombies, I recommend you stay out of Virginia. I just got a new army entrenching shovel, which is capable of taking a head off (if swung properly), and I don't want to accidentally think you're just a normal zombie. Zombie Redlin5 seems like a kewl dood.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Get the fuck outta the bathroom. The monsters need to use the bathroom and you're just sitting in the dark. Don't be a dick to the monsters.

But they want to eat us! D:

In Monsterese, "I want to eat you" sounds a lot like "I need to take a shit". You're probably just misunderstanding them.

Blue hero you won this thread congratulations.

Anyways, lawyer up those monsters need a spook warrant to be in your house.

 

[Neonbob]

Why didn't you call for backup, Reddy?
I'd have been there in...um...about ten days, give or take.
Driving to Canada would be a long trip, after all.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You should be okay during the day.

They mostly come out at night.

Mostly.