Help re-re-elect Bush

[squirrelman42]

No, it's not that I think that should happen. I don't want there to be a big political debate here. Let's all just pretend for a moment that Bush decided he was running for a 3rd term in office. Now, you're good old dubya. In one to five sentences tell us why we should re-re-elect you. Be serious, be sarcastic, use fact, use fiction. Just tell us why Mr. President needs another four more years. I'll start.

My Fellow Americans, my plan to invade China is not yet complete. I need another four years to keep digging my hole in the back of the Whitehouse. The Chinese will never expect an attack from under their feet.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

My dear fellow Americans, we still have to put food on our families. We must shift our attention where it is not focused. We must invade a country that is not friendly.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Wait... you want us to spend time taking the piss out of a man already recognized for his mistakes?

Kicking a man when he's down is like punching a pile of shit.

Its already crappy enough and you just get it on yourself.

 

[000Ronald]

Wait... you want us to spend time taking the piss out of a man already recognized for his mistakes?

Kicking a man when he's down is like punching a pile of shit.

Its already crappy enough and you just get it on yourself.

Excellent Analogy. I'll have to remember that.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Wait... you want us to spend time taking the piss out of a man already recognized for his mistakes?

Kicking a man when he's down is like punching a pile of shit.

Its already crappy enough and you just get it on yourself.

Excellent Analogy. I'll have to remember that.

I was quite proud of it myself, i took a screenshot.

 

[Dinnj]

Lower taxes

 

[Medic Heavy]

My dear people of america for many years canada has been are allies but my spies have reported a nuclear bomb there WE MUST take it down with the rest of canadadian goverment.

 

[ninja chicken]

My dear people, you are not my dear people at all so I'll have to say you're not dear.

 

[KenzS]

"My fellow Americans, I know for a fact you'd rather have me as president over a-"

I have to stop it there, I don't want to post anything sexist or racist even if Bush is one...

 

[jebussaves88]

My fellow American, I have ridden the might moon worm! I have defeated hordes of Durka Durkas (his words, not mine... blame Stone and Parker) I completed a whole crossword last week! I make the streets a safer place to walk! I once ate at Taco Bell and didn't throw up! I like jam!

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

My fellow Americans, I come to you with a matter of utmost- ooooo look at the kitty.