Here's Johnny!

[Damien the Pigeon]

What will get you thrown in jail very, very quickly?

A rotten apple.

 

[jackanderson]

What can most of 2008's music be compared to? (Disgusting to look at, but still edible if you really want to)

Gorillaz

 

[ElephantGuts]

What will get you thrown in jail very, very quickly?

Actually...ah, forget it.

What large primates are currently chasing me through the jungle trying to kill me?

Gears of War 2.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

What is the game that none of my friends will shut up about?

The Vatican

 

[chomesuke]

What game do I really want to see, falling flat on it's face?

A pink elephant.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

What do you get when you leave a white elephant out in the sun for too long?

Wrapping paper

 

[tomdavi]

What is just another necessary evil, to be avoided if possible?

An electric pencil sharpener

 

[COR 2000]

Where do I insert this in? *Looks down*

Forest

 

[Murrah]

Where did you kill the rabbit?

Chicken Chaser.

 

[jackanderson]

What could have you explaining to your wife about your sexuality?

Pendulum

 

[Cheesus333]

What is an object swinging rhythmnically to and fro?

On my face.

 

[chomesuke]

Where did you put the peanutbutter?

Crack.

 

[Cheesus333]

What word accurately describes both the crevice between my buttcheeks and in ineffective form of stress release?

My favourite TeleTubby

 

[jackanderson]

Who is Dicky Slicky?

SAW

 

[tomdavi]

What film best reminds me of my daily life?

36 inches

 

[ElephantGuts]

What's the size...ah forget it.

How far did I manage to run away before I was shot down?

A schooner.

 

[Cheesus333]

What is a funny word rhyming with tuna probably?

Geoff had the knife all along!

 

[ElephantGuts]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? (I think this is the third time I've come to the rescue of this thread. Shock paddles can only work so many times though).

The Cold War.

 

[Lucas113]

What would you call a series of battles fought in Antarctica?

Goatse.cx

 

[LewsTherin]

What is punishable by death for mentioning on the Escapist?

Holy Avenger +16