Here's Johnny!

[Hey Joe]

What's the best cure for what ails you?

In the name of love

 

[Labyrinth]

Why did you crucify that priest against his church door?

Black paint and pigs blood.

 

[Ultrajoe]

What dont i want to know about?

8

 

[Labyrinth]

Which ball did he just sink?

Sniper rifle.

 

[dalek sec]

How else am I going to get those kids to stay off my lawn?

Bag of rocks.

 

[Lucas113]

What are you all getting for Christmas this year?

404 feet.

 

[Xhumed]

The number of feet possessed by 404 Heather Mills impersonators.


Grape-flavoured powerade.

 

[COR 2000]

Where can I find rambling stupidity?

System-wars.com

 

[TommyGun465]

What site has the lamest name ever?

G-strings and Chocolate.

 

[Lucas113]

What two things should never be combined?

A sense of decorum.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

What do I lack, alongside any clothing below my waist?

Batman, but without Robin.

 

[Labyrinth]

What's slightly less of a waste of time than chewing your own feet off?

Gouging out eyes.

 

[ElephantGuts]

How do I relieve stress?

The Torah.

 

[Jobz]

What do you read for fun?

Ham and eggs

 

[ElephantGuts]

What's an important part of a healthy breakfast?

Waffles.

 

[Birras]

What makes a good cone?

Band-aid

 

[SpiritCorsair]

What do you get when you put the Backstreet Boys in a blender and turn it on?

A voided warranty.

 

[Jobz]

What happens when you use the parts of a PS2 to build a death ray?

Kittens.

 

[Birras]

What is my favorite mid-morning snack?

Big,twirly, evil guy moustache

 

[Lucas113]

What is the most absorbent thing on the planet?

Three lefts and a right.