Hey Guys! here are 5 things that will make you a lot more attractive to women

[William Dickbringer]

Great thread. I especially like the usual suspects taking a joke far too seriously.

10/10 would grow a beard again.

to be honest if this satire it's failing but satire is hard to pull off

 

[Thaluikhain]

So, what you're saying is, buying some gasoline, a book of matches, and a Fire extinguisher will guarantee me a date for the prom?

I'm not allowed to actually guarantee anything, and the Escapist rules don't let me advocate things that are crimes.

However, on a totally unrelated note everyone in our society has been brought up watching movies where a moment's heroism means a guy is entitled to a girlfriend. And, more recently, that violent crime is exciting and cool.

 

[FPLOON]

Well, at least one of my friends passed the test...

Other than that, does it matter if he's wearing [fake] glasses or not? And if so, does the [fake] glasses have to be made by a shoe-based company or a clothing-based company? The future of his lifestyle depends on it!

 

[sky14kemea]

9/10 would lock again.

I'll admit, I cackled when I saw this.