Hey! I didn't say that!

[Barbas]

Don't stand there - you'll get wasted by artillery!

Blin! What a close call.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I use other people's phones to call for phone sex.

You are just the worst.

 

[Barbas]

You are just the wurst.

Don't be a sauerkraut! :<

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I do unspeakable things with sauerkraut!

*sigh*.

 

[Barbas]

*Moan*.

Are you going to do that every time someone mentions sauerkraut?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

*disturbing grunting noises*

Ok put down the sauerkraut NOW!

 

[Barbas]

Ohhh, this is making my kraut unbearably sour.

Yes, well...hmmmrngh. Carry on.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I carry Hans everywhere I go.

That must be difficult.

 

[Barbas]

That must be moistening.

Well, sometimes, I guess. I hadn't really thought about it much.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Occupy Polish super market and destroy job opportunities for Greeks and Lithuanian scums.

CAN WE BRING YESTERDAY BACK AROUND
'CAUSE I KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU NOW?
I WAS DUMB, I WAS WRONG, I LET YOU DOWN
BUT I KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU NOW

~~~~OSSAAAAAMAAAA~~~~~

 

[Barbas]

ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!

All right, jeez. Once was enough.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!

All right, jeez. Once wasn't enough.

So how many would be enough?

 

[EeveeElectro]

Guys I bought a camel and it doesn't have a hump, shall I ask for a refund?

It might be a llama!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I play with landmines!

What? No! you'll lose a leg doing that!

 

[Barbas]

Who the fuck are you???

Jim Jameson Jones.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Who the fuck are you???

I'm Jim ****ing Sterling, Son!

 

[Barbas]

I'm Jiminy Cricket, you fuckpuppet, and there's gonna be changes around here, ho boy!

Woooooopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I'm Jiminy Cricket, you fuckpuppet, and there's gonna be changes around here, ho boy!

Woooooopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop!

and now I have a concussion

well that's what you get for jumping out a window head first.

 

[Barbas]

...And now I have a concussion.

Well that's what you get for attempting unqualified, energetic auto-fellatio.

How very smutty!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

...And now I have a concussion.

Well that's what you get for attempting unqualified, energetic auto-fellatio.

How very smutty!

You would know. . .