Hey! I didn't say that!

[Barbas]

I feel somewhat horny in such company.

Sounds compromising and difficult. I'll leave you to it.

 

[Twintix]

I like to make sex jokes on the internet to fill the empty void in my heart... Fuck it! I am ending it all now and here!

Awesome! Can I have your stuff when you're done?

*gasp* How dare you make light of this! A good man may lose his life, and you ask for his belongings? I can't believe you!

 

[Rabbitboy]

Hey people I am a tentacle monster.

How much would the zoo be willing to pay for you?

 

[Rabbitboy]

Hey people I am a racist, so I can reliably tell you that all Japanese would love nothing more then to enslave people to build a new railway through Birma while spending time with a couple of "comfort woman".

Well that wasn't very nice. I am telling mummy about this!

 

[Barbas]

Well now I shall have to fetch the salad cream and Twiglets.

Can you at least wait five minutes?

 

[Rabbitboy]

Can you at least wait 5 minutes and 30 seconds?

No

 

[Barbas]

Om nom nom nom nom, salads.

 

[Twintix]

D:<

Why are you so angry today?

 

[Barbas]

Why is your skin so smooth today?

 

[Twintix]

Why is your skin so smooth today?

Of course! It all makes sense now!

We're through the looking glass now, people

 

[Twintix]

I hope Barbas Senpai notices me...

Hands off, he's MINE!

 

[Barbas]

Bring me a gin and tonic or I'll kick your ass!

Yes, ma'am.

[small][sub]Send for the police, James! Quickly![/sub][/small]

 

[Rabbitboy]

Bring me a gin and tonic or I'll kick your ass!

Yes, ma'am.

[small][sub]Send for the boys, James! Quickly we have got a very rich and special customer![/sub][/small]

What's going on here?

 

[Barbas]

What's on the boob tube?

Friends, I think.

 

[Twintix]

What's on the boob tube?

Boobs. DUH, you idiot!

Hey now, that was uncalled for.

 

[Barbas]

Why don't you get your ass to Mars!

*Cries*.

 

[Twintix]

Why don't you get your ass to Mars!

But I'm there already! Haven't you followed the Serial Killer Round 62?

Hm, I guess you're right. You win this time! *shakes fist*

 

[Rabbitboy]

But I'm there already! Haven't you followed the Serial Killer Round 62?

Hm, I guess you're right. You win this time! Here do with me what you want as reward.

Nice Barbas. I know what I would do if I were in your shoes.

 

[Rabbitboy]

But I'm there already! Haven't you followed the Serial Killer Round 62?

Hm, I guess you're right. You win this time! Here do with me what you want as reward.

Me too, Barbas! You can do what whatever you want with me.

Spoiler: Whatever you want...~!

Orgy at my house. don't forget to bring your own chains.

Oh, Am i invited to?

 

[Barbas]

I invite you to slap my ass.

Is it Friday already? :/