hey im back

[Macgyvercas]

Your sister did what? Why would you stab someone in the eye unless you're trying to kill them?

 

[The Rockerfly]

Replying to your title: If it's not in black or with a new rap I will be pissed off...

OT: Seriously?!? Fucking hell! What the hell was your sister thinking, get the police on her or stab her back

 

[GuerrillaClock]

Well done on your recovery so far, good luck in the future.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I wish you all the best with your recovery.

Also your sister stabbed you in the eye, in the eye! I mean, please don't take this the wrong way or anything, but please tell me she received some kind of law enforced punishment.

 

[Bat Vader]

ive been away for a lil while becasue basicly well ill just come out and say it my sister stabbed me in the eye with a 13 inch knife and ive been in rehab. i lost the use of my left side for a lil while but here i am typing withone hand(despite what my mom always told me bout that)now im just making progress learning to walk again and using stairs and a canewell the food isnt too good but it aint thew worst but the best news is i should be out and home by the end of the month they say, root for ne to nake a full recovery!

Why did she stab you? I thought my sister was bad.

 

[Disaster Button]

I can't believe the amount of Grammar Nazi's in this thread WAAAAAAAAAHHHH'ing over punctuation. Cry some more.

The guy was stabbed in the eye and lost control over half his body, cut him some goddamn slack.

Good luck OP dude.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Wow, that sucks, hope you, ya know, get the use of that side back.

So, what'd you do to her to pay her back?

 

[Kpt._Rob]

I've seen a couple of "I'm back from x" posts on the escapist before, but this is by far the most bizarre. I don't mean to be crass, but I can't help but observe that this story is strange enough I can't really bring myself to believe it.

 

[Hafnium]

That's insane.. hope you make a full recovery, good luck.

One of my friends almost stabbed another of my friends in the eye a few years ago. One was holding the knife quite unsafely and the other turned his head quickly and stopped about an inch from the tip. My brother has actually been shot in the face (not hitting anything vital), it's a crazy world, man!

Also, please wear a cool eyepatch.

 

[credop]

You seem like your doing fantastic. Good luck in the future (Y)

 

[The Kangaroo]

I normally wouldn't condone violence but you know, an eye for an eye.

[small]I'm sorry I just could not let that joke pass by[/small]

OT: Good luck with the rehab

 

[Kollega]

[HEADING=3]Oh Mein Gott.[/HEADING] Your sister should be jailed for trying to kill you and destroying one of your eyes (i guess that they don't recover from such gruesome wounds). And i thought my brother was bad. I wish i could help you. Best of luck to you.

One and only - and pretty irrelevant - benefit you've got is that eyepatch or a proper glass eye will make you most badass guy on the block. I suggest crafting some kind of new,intiminading image for yourself,so you'll at least get SOMETHING out of that disaster.

 

[UnravThreads]

I've seen a couple of "I'm back from x" posts on the escapist before, but this is by far the most bizarre. I don't mean to be crass, but I can't help but observe that this story is strange enough I can't really bring myself to believe it.

Low post count, recently joined... And this is one of the first things he does?

I'm in agreement, but his posts a month ago might give it some credibility.

Proof [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.148387?page=2#3439443].

OP: If it's true, then I wish you a speedy recovery.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

And I care...why?
Seriously though, why tell us about this?
Now you can have an eyepatch like a pirate!
Don't worry, about a thing.

 

[Hookman]

Good look for a full recovery. My sister did something similar(just not with a knife) several years ago and now the only effect is colourblindness in my right eye.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Having a hard time believing you.

Anyway, welcome back whoever you are.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Don't really believe you

Sorry, but it's a pretty vague story. 13 inches? Good grief

If, by some horrible deal of fate, this is true, god speed your recovery

 

[A Weary Exile]

That is really tragic and all, but it's almost impossible to read. At least use punctuation.

He has one working arm, give him a damn break!

OP: Hope you get better man, stupid crap like that happens to good people much too often.

 

[DigitalSushi]

And I care...why?
Seriously though, why tell us about this?
Now you can have an eyepatch like a pirate!
Don't worry, about a thing.

*ahem*
Or an eyepatch like the daddy of all things awesome, no I'm not talking about Eeyore, i'm talking of ....

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42051000/jpg/_42051626_dangermouse_203b.jpg

 

[Weaver]

Should I know who OP is??