hey im back

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Even though nobody actually noticed your disappearance, I congratulate you on your recovery.

Also, your sister sucks.

 

[sneakypenguin]

Pics or it didn't happen. Just saying, lack of detail and outrageous story does not lend itself to credibility.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Wow.. What the hell is wrong with your sister? Kick her ass..

Also, sorry to sound like a dick, but, who are you? And why are you posting this?

I mean, at least provide us with a backstory or something, instead of just assuming that we had known that you left, and that we know what the hell happened to you.

 

[Soxafloppin]

I wish you a speedy recovery.

 

[Nomad]

And I care...why?
Seriously though, why tell us about this?
Now you can have an eyepatch like a pirate!
Don't worry, about a thing.

Obviously you don't. Which makes me wonder why you took the time to both read and reply. Every single person on the forums doesn't have to be interested for something to be a valid thread.

Um....unlucky.

Out of curiousity surely a 13 inch knife would go straight through you're eye and into you're skull?

I'm guessing it did, since he lost control of half his body. Simply having lost an eye normally doesn't do that to you.

 

[happysock]

I was gonna say about grammer and punctuation, but after I started reading it I'm glad I didn't. I wish you good luck in making a quick and full recovery.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Wait, who are you and when did you leave?

Also, congrats...

...I guess.

 

[thepj]

ive been away for a lil while becasue basicly well ill just come out and say it my sister stabbed me in the eye with a 13 inch knife and ive been in rehab. i lost the use of my left side for a lil while but here i am typing withone hand(despite what my mom always told me bout that)now im just making progress learning to walk again and using stairs and a canewell the food isnt too good but it aint thew worst but the best news is i should be out and home by the end of the month they say, root for ne to nake a full recovery!

wow, why the fuck did she stab you like that?

good luck on the recovery dude

 

[AkJay]

Haha, Jesus Christ. 13 inches in your head? how are you alive xD

 

[Erana]

Pics or it didn't happen. Just saying, lack of detail and outrageous story does not lend itself to credibility.

Really, isn't it better to look like a trusting, caring member of the community than it is to look, at best... a skeptic?
Yeah, there's an overwhelming likelihood that this isn't true, being on the internet and all, but at worst, one person is going to be laughing at you. You can't make a humiliating meme out of, "Oh, I'm sorry you got stabbed in the eye. I hope you recover."
I just don't see the point of posting like this; people have already asked for details/information.

 

[Chipperz]

Haha, Jesus Christ. 13 inches in your head? how are you alive xD

Via the ancient technique of (hopefully temporarily) losing control of half of his body, from the sounds of it.

Pics or it didn't happen. Just saying, lack of detail and outrageous story does not lend itself to credibility.

Really, isn't it better to look like a trusting, caring member of the community than it is to look, at best... a skeptic?
Yeah, there's an overwhelming likelihood that this isn't true, being on the internet and all, but at worst, one person is going to be laughing at you. You can't make a humiliating meme out of, "Oh, I'm sorry you got stabbed in the eye. I hope you recover."
I just don't see the point of posting like this; people have already asked for details/information.

Pretty much this for all the rest of you. There's no real reason not to believe this is true. I can't believe the ammount of arseholes on the Escapist sometimes...

OT - Good to have you back! Allow me to chime in with the "How/why the fuck did she stab you in the eye!?" crowd.

 

[sneakypenguin]

Pics or it didn't happen. Just saying, lack of detail and outrageous story does not lend itself to credibility.

Really, isn't it better to look like a trusting, caring member of the community than it is to look, at best... a skeptic?
Yeah, there's an overwhelming likelihood that this isn't true, being on the internet and all, but at worst, one person is going to be laughing at you. You can't make a humiliating meme out of, "Oh, I'm sorry you got stabbed in the eye. I hope you recover."
I just don't see the point of posting like this; people have already asked for details/information.

Eh, not so much a fan of catering to the internet trend of trolling for attn. Lol even if my reply doesn't contribute much, it still makes me feel better to acknowledge the ridiculous story as such.

 

[sneakypenguin]

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Pretty much this for all the rest of you. There's no real reason not to believe this is true. I can't believe the ammount of arseholes on the Escapist sometimes...

There is a very real reason not to believe this as true. There is no evidence of such, this is his one and only post in like 3 weeks. And there is not any clarifying statements as to why/how this happened. Why is there an obligation to trend towards acceptance. Especially when there is no supporting data?

 

[Snotnarok]

That is really tragic and all, but it's almost impossible to read. At least use punctuation.

A man gets stabbed with a knife in the eye and is in rehab and you're asking for punctuation?

Anywho welcome back, I dunno you but good luck and all that.

 

[MelziGurl]

I thought that my partner getting stabbed by his brother with a screw driver (close to the groin) when they were kids was bad. Best of luck, hope the recovery goes well.

 

[Erana]

Pics or it didn't happen. Just saying, lack of detail and outrageous story does not lend itself to credibility.

Really, isn't it better to look like a trusting, caring member of the community than it is to look, at best... a skeptic?
Yeah, there's an overwhelming likelihood that this isn't true, being on the internet and all, but at worst, one person is going to be laughing at you. You can't make a humiliating meme out of, "Oh, I'm sorry you got stabbed in the eye. I hope you recover."
I just don't see the point of posting like this; people have already asked for details/information.

Eh, not so much a fan of catering to the internet trend of trolling for attn. Lol even if my reply doesn't contribute much, it still makes me feel better to acknowledge the ridiculous story as such.

So, at best, you're a cynic, and at worst, you're telling a guy who got stabbed in the face by her sister and can't use half his body, "You're just an attention whore."

That's you're choice, and I guess I can't stop you.

 

[sneakypenguin]

So, at best, you're a cynic, and at worst, you're telling a guy who got stabbed in the face by her sister and can't use half his body, "You're just an attention whore."

That's you're choice, and I guess I can't stop you.

Nope, i'd gladly take back my skepticism, but the cynical side is screaming. Heck even if he just posted one more time in the thread it would lend enough credibility for me to retract previous analysis. I personally don't see that even if I'm wrong that its a mean position to take. Just a careful one.

 

[Chipperz]

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Pretty much this for all the rest of you. There's no real reason not to believe this is true. I can't believe the ammount of arseholes on the Escapist sometimes...

There is a very real reason not to believe this as true. There is no evidence of such, this is his one and only post in like 3 weeks. And there is not any clarifying statements as to why/how this happened. Why is there an obligation to trend towards acceptance. Especially when there is no supporting data?

OK, let's look at this with the facts we've been given. He has said he's been in rehab for a month. You say you won't believe him because he hasn't posted anything "in like 3 weeks". I assume you don't see the blissful irony of two supporting statements?

Seriously, if he came back and said "I'm sorry, I've been away from a month at hooker school, but I'm taking time out of teaching girl on girl mud wrestling to post an update", I'd be first in the pics or it didn't happen line. As it happens, the people on here telling him they don't care or that they don't believe him are either ridiculing someone who's been stabbed in the eye, or are trying to look clever for bonus intarwebz - neither is particularly brilliant...

 

[Kuchinawa212]

*thumbs up* Hey man, you're back!
Good luck with the rehab

 

[Kriptonite]

I wish you all the best and am glad that you are recovering.
May I ask why she did it?

My sentiments and question exactly.