Hey, i'm new.

[sky14kemea]

HAI WELCOME!

Just kidding.

Hi, welcome to the Escapist Watch out for Max, he's dangerous and he doesn't like his stuff being moved.

Also watch out for Me, I've been told I can derail a thread before it even starts...
But feel free to ask me for help. =D

YOU derail threads before they are thought of...

...Thanks? O.O

Uh oh, must go, I can sense another Futurama thread about to be made *flies away*

I think I'll stay here...

away from futurama...

And the ultimate master/mistress of derailing (your Bio has no fe/male)

That's to add mystery dude =D

oh good god... ive already done it! D= dun dun dunnnnnnn, poor thread, never stood a chance

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

And the ultimate master/mistress of derailing (your Bio has no fe/male)

She's a girl
*points at breasts*

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I'm waiting for the Welcome Speech to pop up >.>

You mean...?

Welcome to the Escapist! I hope you enjoy your stay. Please ignore the body under the stairs and go easy on Doug, the troll outside, he just got back from his holiday in the Congo.

Well, the Posting Guidelines and the Search Bar have been covered, so have fun and Hello

Thank you Cpt, and I think you should get rid of that body, might be smelling a bit...funky by now no ?

 

[wolfy098]

HAI WELCOME!

Just kidding.

Hi, welcome to the Escapist Watch out for Max, he's dangerous and he doesn't like his stuff being moved.

Also watch out for Me, I've been told I can derail a thread before it even starts...
But feel free to ask me for help. =D

YOU derail threads before they are thought of...

...Thanks? O.O

Uh oh, must go, I can sense another Futurama thread about to be made *flies away*

I think I'll stay here...

away from futurama...

And the ultimate master/mistress of derailing (your Bio has no fe/male)

That's to add mystery dude =D

oh good god... ive already done it! D= dun dun dunnnnnnn, poor thread, never stood a chance

Actually I did it by reating to your secondary point...

Welcome to the Escapist, don't forget to use the Search button, avoid feeding trolls, and be sure to contribute to discussions.

Now, who wants cake?

MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Me too! Yay, cake!

Spoiler

enjoy

 

[Deleric]

Welcome! Have fun in Escapistland.

 

[wolfy098]

And the ultimate master/mistress of derailing (your Bio has no fe/male)

She's a girl
*points at breasts*

looks at the avatar...

does that mean I'm a wolf

 

[Neonbob]

Welcome to the Escapist! Watch out for some people, relax, and enjoy. If you haven't been here long, I'd advise just hanging out and getting a feel for what's appropriate, as well as what's frowned upon. It'll make everything easier. Welcome again, good to have ye here! And don't worry about Neonbob, he's harmless.

:-(
Aw, really? Damn. I must have misplaced your complimentary dead baby...
<color=white>[sup]I'm trying to keep an image here, Chef!
You're exempt from the threats due to your established physique.[/sup]
Welcome to you, Adambot.
Don't do anything stupid, and you won't find any...surprises...in your bed.
:-D

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'm waiting for the Welcome Speech to pop up >.>

You mean...?

Welcome to the Escapist! I hope you enjoy your stay. Please ignore the body under the stairs and go easy on Doug, the troll outside, he just got back from his holiday in the Congo.

Well, the Posting Guidelines and the Search Bar have been covered, so have fun and Hello

Thank you Cpt, and I think you should get rid of that body, might be smelling a bit...funky by now no ?

Max gets a new one every so often. Parts of it slowly disappear at meal times.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Are we really going to go with the whole corpse under the stairs routine again?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Whats about new ember threads that gets everyone in the jokeing mood?

I guess were a happy people!

 

[historybuff]

random crap

Dont sass me boy, im hung over. I wasnt rude! Either way i woke up on the good side of the bed, it was just once i got up and fell over that it all went down hill.

Awww. Sounds like you need a hug.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Welcome to the Escapist! Don't feed the trolls, they're getting fat. Watch out for the incredibly amounts of cynicism you will be facing, it can get overwhelming, and that's just when you're talking to me. Grammar is your friend, don't abuse the poor soul, it gets enough of that at home. Now grab a complimentary beverage of your choice and be on the patio in 5.

Ciao.

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Welcome to the escapist

 

[Stoic raptor]

hey im new too. just registered now

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Max gets a new one every so often. Parts of it slowly disappear at meal times.

So that's what he's been doing with the hammers, and I was wondering why we kept having meat for dinner...
<color=white>Quoting fixed

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Welcome to the escapist, as long as you treat everyone here with respect they will completely cripple you with cynicism respect you back, have fun.

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

hey im new too. just registered now

I'm going to run out of leather jackets reeeeaaally quickly.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Welcome to the Escapist. I am Lord Fondant, resident aristocrat and the last of 'The Old Gang' of Escapist veterans (by the last of, I mean the last to join). The Escapist is a fine site, full of interesting and amusing people, many of whom may wish to enslave you, set you on fire or simply kill you and harvest your organs for fun and profit. In essence, this site is fairly madcap and silly. Please refrain from posting the following:

1. Vs. Threads. They are wrong on so many levels, and every time I see one I wish to weep salty tears and purge the OP within the flames of hell.

2. Requests for relationship advice - this is not a dating site. You may not, under any, any circumstances, create a thread related in any way to your relationship with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Or else I will hunt you down and hound you to the very depths of Tartarus.

3. Be an ass. It will get you banned. And then, I will laugh.


__________

Death or Glory, Sturm und Drang

Lord Fondant.

 

[Nerdfury]

Welcome. Ignore the assholes, keep your spelling and grammar neat, read the posting guidelines in each forum and follow them, don't post in threads with things like 'first!' or similar (or to bump your post tally) and remember that there's a lot more to this place than Zero Punctuation and the other videos.

 

[chefassassin2]

:-(
Aw, really? Damn. I must have misplaced your complimentary dead baby...
<color=white>[sup]I'm trying to keep an image here, Chef!
You're exempt from the threats due to your established physique.[/sup]
Welcome to you, Adambot.
Don't do anything stupid, and you won't find any...surprises...in your bed.
:-D

I didn't mean it, I swear! I'm just getting him ready for you! If he thinks you're harmless, he'll come closer before he figures it out! [sup]Can I have my dead baby now?[/sup]