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[Johnn Johnston]

On any fast-moving object (i.e. Trains in a multi-player map)that is part of the scenery, there would be an animation of me doing a hip-thrust in the direction that the object is traveling. The only thing worse than seeing a bullet train speed towards you is seeing a bullet train speed towards you while a guy does hip-thrusts towards you as well.

 

[Jumplion]

I would want my face on Solid Snake's face as an FaceCamo unlocable, you know, cause my life is totally like the crazy shit that happens in the MGS series It would have a random special effect, sometimes making the PMCs go crazy with laughter, sometimes making them cry, sometimes thinking you're a friend, sometimes giving you random items, sometimes not seeing you at all, you know a bunch of crazy stuff.

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

goldeneye or perfect dark. i'd get joanna into bed, then zero suit samus, then both.

 

[RedRingRico]

I was going to say "KotOR", but IIRC there -was- a face-mapped guy in KotOR 2 and he looked hilarious. So I'll go for having my face be a cursor, and I'd pull a face whenever you clicked on something.

 

[Blayze]

That Black and White 2 creature you love so much? That Spore creature you so lovingly crafted? My face. The horror.

 

[Calobi]

On all bullets in any game. Normal bullets, though, and not rockets or missiles. No one would notice unless they zoomed way in on a very detailed image of them, but I would know, and game developers would too. It would be great when/if someone noticed and then realized I was everywhere that had guns.

 

[Perwer]

Inside G-man's briefcase.

 

[Danny Ocean]

I'd put my face, hmm..

You know all these HUDs that games have? I'd put a veery small image of myself hidden somewhere.
Or, on the outside of every game's skybox.

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Inside G-man's briefcase.

So he wipes his ass with your face....

(There was toilet paper in there, he needs it when he travels through time)

 

[Altorin]

hrmmm... off the top of my head, I think having my face on the end of the thrawmesher in Mass Effect would be pretty funny..

although, I was playing GTAIV, and I found a guy who looks exactly like me.. some fat chinese guy with dark glasses, a brown coat, short greasy black hair and a fuzzy face.

IT WAS GREAT

 

[Danny Ocean]

Inside G-man's briefcase.

So he wipes his ass with your face....

(There was toilet paper in there, he needs it when he travels through time)

Maybe Perwer just really loves the G-man?

 

[kinch]

This thread makes me weep for humanity.

 

[Copter400]

You know what would be really good? Having a Sackboy version of you.

 

[DanOBrien]

i'd actually choose to have my ass on lara crofts..