Welcome to our humble corner of the internet. I feel that pretty much everything i would say has already been said. So have fun, see you round the forums.
Haha! I can tell I'm going to enjoy this place. =)SnipErlite said:No, it's- Ah yes. It.......is........it's wonderfulllll. Everyone go on down to The Basement, while I fetch mygarlicncow said:Hey the basement is a fun place full of books and potatoes!SnipErlite said:Hey. Welcome.
First may I say....STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT.
Seriously. You do not want to go in there.
Other than that, don't be a troll and welcome. Hope you have a good stay.headphones to drown out the screamscookies.
SnipErlite said:No, it's- Ah yes. It.......is........it's wonderfulllll. Everyone go on down to The Basement, while I fetch mygarlicncow said:Hey the basement is a fun place full of books and potatoes!SnipErlite said:Hey. Welcome.
First may I say....STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT.
Seriously. You do not want to go in there.
Other than that, don't be a troll and welcome. Hope you have a good stay.headphones to drown out the screamscookies.
We have a very unique, but similar, state of mind here, don't we. It's threads like this that demonstrate just howTdc2182 said:Hello there. Dont go in the basement.
The welcome speech got a lot blunter and to the point since I last saw it, hasn't it?Furburt said:Hello!
Hope you have a pleasant stay. Remember to check up on the forum guidelines, get to know the community, and just generally not be a dick. Adhere to those simple tasks, and it'll all go smooth.
Hehe, yea let's hope he doesn't.PHOENIXRIDER57 said:Hey broseph. Whats Yrgen mean?
*Yahtzee comments in this thread, Yrgen immediately dies* No! He was so new to the Escapist!!
I believe the term is "Man-child," but boy is faster.Omikron009 said:Welcome to the Escapist! I hope you have a pleasant stay.
Also....24 year old boy?
indeed, welcome toThe Maddest March Hare said:We have a very unique, but similar, state of mind here, don't we. It's threads like this that demonstrate just howderangedawesome we at the Escapist are.
I think we should petition to the staff to put a little title under the main banner:
[HEADING=1]The Escapist[/HEADING][HEADING=3]Full of normal people.[/HEADING]
SHHH, Don't even mention it!!!! And for Christs's sake, STAY OUT OF THE ATTIC!Urgh76 said:Or the closet.Tdc2182 said:Hello there. Dont go in the basement.
DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THE CLOSET?
Thank you. =)Sassafrass said:The welcome speech got a lot blunter and to the point since I last saw it, hasn't it?Furburt said:Hello!
Hope you have a pleasant stay. Remember to check up on the forum guidelines, get to know the community, and just generally not be a dick. Adhere to those simple tasks, and it'll all go smooth.
Anyway, welcome toHella NORMAL SITE WITH NO MENTAL USERS AT ALL! NONE TO BE FOUND!
... ...Think he bought that?
But seriously, welcome to The Escapist, heedthe O Mighty GodFurburt's advice above and generally just hang around, relax and shoot the breeze with your fellow Escapians.
That is genious.Pimppeter2 said:I am Pimppeter2, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...
[sub]IdealistCommi's old welcome speech, gone but not forgotten.[/sub]
Welcome to the Escapist.