Hi all!

[Urgh76]

Jeez, you work out much better than I did. *shudders*

I mean, just LOOK at my first post.

yes yes yes finally!! ill watch it then comment again yay im 3rd!!! revision: OMGZ!! PETEY!!! IVE MISSED HIM SOOO MUCH OR UM HER LOL CAPITAL LETTERZZZZZ! I.... I.... I wanna cast a spell.. END COMMENT!!! but seriously i have 2 theories: 1: they went back in time and saw when petey was still alive. Elaumous wins the fight and reveives petey to make him undead or something. 2: (still in the past) that is petey's girlfriend and petey works part-time as a chef with jacque. i wnat elaumous to "help" me. L0L

I was such a jackass.............

EDIT: and also, since you're new, those characters I mentioned were from Unforgotten Realms a great series which we demand you watch: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unforgotten-realms?page=3

 

[Yrgen]

Jeez, you work out much better than I did. *shudders*

I mean, just LOOK at my first post.

yes yes yes finally!! ill watch it then comment again yay im 3rd!!! revision: OMGZ!! PETEY!!! IVE MISSED HIM SOOO MUCH OR UM HER LOL CAPITAL LETTERZZZZZ! I.... I.... I wanna cast a spell.. END COMMENT!!! but seriously i have 2 theories: 1: they went back in time and saw when petey was still alive. Elaumous wins the fight and reveives petey to make him undead or something. 2: (still in the past) that is petey's girlfriend and petey works part-time as a chef with jacque. i wnat elaumous to "help" me. L0L

Hahahaha! How is that not better than my first!? xD

 

[dbungus2000]

we don't take kindly to your type 'round here!

 

[Trivun]

Welcome to the Escapist! Don't mind the body under the stairs, that wasn't our fault. There are a few trolls around, but please don't feed them, they're getting fat and poor Doug is ever so self conscious.

Be nice and we won't bite (although I'm not so sure in the case of Demented Teddy). Now grab a beverage and meet us on the veranda for world domination planning light banter.

Didn't you hear? Doug sadly passed away some time ago. It was ever so depressing, he was ill with some sort of virus but no-one knew until it was too late. Someone played an Infection card in the 'Game' Room and it was too much for him. We're going to be hiring a new pet troll soon, but whoever we hire, he/she will never replace Doug .

The funeral is next Tuesday. May he rest in pieces.

As far as biting goes, I won't, but OP, be careful not to leave knives near me. I was in the kitchen with just Sassafrass a while ago. The results weren't pretty, it took the combined efforts of Combined, Labyrinth and Sky14kemea to wrestle the knives away from me. Sass is doing okay now, apparently, with some slight memory loss about the incident. But you have been warned.

Oh, I almost forgot. Welcome to the Escapist! It's Safer Here. Apparently.

By Anoia, do I wish that the light would sparkle on my teeth when I say that little phrase. That would be so cool... maybe I should get diamond teeth just so that would happen?

 

[Urgh76]

we don't take kindly to your type 'round here!

Hol' on there Skeeter, they 'aint hurtin' no body

 

[Sir Kemper]

Thank you all! =D

Concerning the boy issue. I am certainly not an adult, so...

And what's the closet?

The Closet's nothing, just where we keep all the nitrogliceren.

The basement on the other hand...

Just don't.


Anyway, Welcome to the Escapist!

 

[Urgh76]

By Anoia, do I wish that the light would sparkle on my teeth when I say that little phrase. That would be so cool... maybe I should get diamond teeth just so that would happen?

Wait do you mean like this:

Spoiler: click

Or this?

Spoiler: Click

 

[capin Rob]

I am a 24 year old boy?
pleasures are jrpg's and Yahtzee is totally my hero.

those two things just don't sound good at all.

AND WELCOME TO THE ESCAPIST!!!!

I would break out into song and dance but I'm lazy.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I am Pimppeter2, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...

[sub]IdealistCommi's old welcome speech, gone but not forgotten. [/sub]

Welcome to the Escapist.

That is genious.
What happened to IdealistCommi?

He got fed up and left during the whole Pub Club thing. I don't blame him.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Welcome to the Escapist! Don't mind the body under the stairs, that wasn't our fault. There are a few trolls around, but please don't feed them, they're getting fat and poor Doug is ever so self conscious.

Be nice and we won't bite (although I'm not so sure in the case of Demented Teddy). Now grab a beverage and meet us on the veranda for world domination planning light banter.

Didn't you hear? Doug sadly passed away some time ago. It was ever so depressing, he was ill with some sort of virus but no-one knew until it was too late. Someone played an Infection card in the 'Game' Room and it was too much for him. We're going to be hiring a new pet troll soon, but whoever we hire, he/she will never replace Doug .

The funeral is next Tuesday. May he rest in pieces.

As far as biting goes, I won't, but OP, be careful not to leave knives near me. I was in the kitchen with just Sassafrass a while ago. The results weren't pretty, it took the combined efforts of Combined, Labyrinth and Sky14kemea to wrestle the knives away from me. Sass is doing okay now, apparently, with some slight memory loss about the incident. But you have been warned.

Oh, I almost forgot. Welcome to the Escapist! It's Safer Here. Apparently.

By Anoia, do I wish that the light would sparkle on my teeth when I say that little phrase. That would be so cool... maybe I should get diamond teeth just so that would happen?

Doug died? This is indeed a dark day for The Escapist. His poor troll children are fatherless. My sympathy goes out to them.

And why am I never in when the interesting things happen. And for that matter, who the hell let you near knives in the first place. I'm going to put the lapse in judgement down to grief over Doug.

Well so long as Sass doesn't mind the surprise lobotomy I suppose all is well, so long as that scarring heals over. I had wondered what happened to him, and now I know. Although I'm not sure that's such a good thing.

I'm assuming that particular Anoia is a Terry Pratchett reference. If so, good choice.

 

[Snotnarok]

Welcome Yrgen, have some good times. Just avoid NeonBob, that guy is a jerk. He nukes whales you know! :O!!

The Truth: He's cool, honestly makes me laugh all the time, hard to miss the guy too, his post count must be 30k right about now :|

 

[AndrewOfHell]

Welcome, welcome to The Escapist. You have chosen, or been chosen...it's safer here. =)

Hi!

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Hello there. Dont go in the basement.

Or the closet.

DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THE CLOSET?

Or the living room, or the kitchen or the....

JUST RUN AWAY GOD DAMMIT!

Watch out for the space under the bed, too.

Though, I could have sworn the basement was where they locked Max. And no one told me about any kitchen.

 

[Urgh76]

AW CMON! REALLY?!

None of my threads (i think) have EVER made it this far..

And now... you..... are able to just waltz in here and overaccomplish me at what I have worked months to do?

MADNESS!!

[sub]Im happy for you though, just a bit miffed[/sub]

 

[Trivun]

By Anoia, do I wish that the light would sparkle on my teeth when I say that little phrase. That would be so cool... maybe I should get diamond teeth just so that would happen?

Wait do you mean like this:

Spoiler: click

Or this?

Spoiler: Click

The second one

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Hello there. Dont go in the basement.

Or the closet.

DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THE CLOSET?

Or the living room, or the kitchen or the....

JUST RUN AWAY GOD DAMMIT!

Watch out for the space under the bed, too.

Though, I could have sworn the basement was where they locked Max. And no one told me about any kitchen.

Don't you remember bill? With the butterscotch in the kitchen?

 

[mexicola]

Hello and welcome to the Escapist, you will enjoy my single-sentence posts.

 

[Yrgen]

AW CMON! REALLY?!

None of my threads (i think) have EVER made it this far..

And now... you..... are able to just waltz in here and overaccomplish me at what I have worked months to do?

MADNESS!!

[sub]Im happy for you though, just a bit miffed[/sub]

Hehe, sorry about that. =)

 

[I Resurection I]

Welcome,

I'm a 16 year old male who loves animals, birds specifically.

 

[WorldCritic]

Hello and welcome. Quick tip don't go making posts that sound iffy when you say them out loud. Oh and I also learned this one the hard way don't insult Shamus Young because I got put on probation when I did.