Hi, new here

[Gabanuka]

Hola senorita! Bienvenida a The Escapist. Mi casa es su casa. I'm Gab your resident Hungarian jew/Moleman

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Welcome to the Escapist.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Welcome to the Escapist! Forget about the basement, you should really check out the Olympic size swimming pool on the roof!

Isn't that were we keep the squid?

Anyway, welcome to the Escapist! As others have said stay out of the basement, be polite, and try not to question what little sanity we have; maddness is quite infectious.

Isn't it more of a Kraken? It cost an arm and a leg, that's all I remember! Literally...

 

[vivalahelvig]

FUCK YOU!!!
now that that's outta the way, welcome, have fun, and stay outta the basement.

I still cant figure out spoilers....

 

[Jedamethis]

Wurds

More Wurds

Neither of you are as cute or cuddly as The Red Panda.

Spoiler

 

[Palademon]

Welcome.
I'm the not-know-by-many-people-negative-opinionated-guy.

 

[Jedamethis]

Hi , I just found this website, looks really nice, just wanted to say hello if i posted this in wrong section I apologze, didn't see a section for new people.

Oh, this will be handy

 

[Charisma]

ITT:

girl attempts to use otherwise fairly caustic gaming forum as a facebook social network

gaming nerds say hi and act pleasant

lol@humanity

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Greetings and salutations. I am Inferno. Please, disregard the inane claims of some of the users above.

Incidentally, I would like to take this opportunity to extend my invitation to you to join the Dark Side of the Force Escapist. We have an all you can eat buffet of all your favorite foods, as well as all you can drink of all kinds and varieties of alcoholic beverages as well as normal drinks, and free smokes. You don't have to join, it's just something to consider.

Please, enjoy your stay.

 

[JLML]

WELCOME TO THE BEST PLACE THERE IS TO FIND ON THE INTERNET!!!! *hands out welcome cards and hugs and prepares a big celebration*

Please tell your friends about us, and help spreading the awesomeness of this friendly, helpful, funny, awesome and nice community.

Ok, enough with the escapist fanboy-ism... Welcome and I hope you will like it here. Feel free to send messages to me if you want to talk with someone who's always friendly and understanding. =P

Also, whatever you do... do never, and I mean NEVER, look at some members (Hubilub and Onyx Oblivion especially) avatars. You may lose yourself forever in the hypnotic powers of- ALL HAIL HYPNO-TOAD! (Seriously, don't look at them! They're dangerous!!! =P)

 

[Mondai Randy]

welcome , I am new here as well , hope you like it here

 

[DC_Josh]

Here are some pills, better grab everything you can!

Welcome!

 

[Jfswift]

Hiya, hope you enjoy this site.

 

[Bocaj2000]

did you really get three pages of people saying "Welcome to the escapist"?

...envy.

 

[Au Naturel.]

Salutations, and welcome to the Escapist! We might look crazy, but we're really nice people.

 

[Jedamethis]

Spoiler

*YAR* thats not a panda! it's a fox. raccoon. yeah, foccoon. [small][sub]yeah, how do you like dem apples[/sub][/small]

Ah ha! It's a Red Panda!

[sub]You can have those apples back.[/sub]

 

[3aqua]

Good morning! And in case I don't see you again: good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Hi there, enjoy your stay, and for god's sake, STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT!.

She doesn't have to stay away. Remember, for all the evils down there, there's also free pie and bacon. I go to the basement all the time for the delicious key lime pie.

How the hell did you get back up here?! Back! Back I say! Back to the depths of the basement with you! Take your false promises of pie and go back to the basement, no one here will fall for your trickery.

The pie is a deceit.

Ow ow OW! Okay I'm going, quit with the stick already! But there is no deceitful pie down here, it's very undeceitful. Very undeceitful, indeed.

[sup][sub]See for yourself...[/sub][/sup]

speaking on behalf of the cake I would like to say that the cake did not intent at any time to mislead or falsify information the cake has an impeccable character and deeply resents any claims that have been made that it constitutes a misleading example of cake-liness and repudiates such accusations with cakey indignation those who seek to impugn the cake are suspected of motives that render their attitude to cake highly ambivalent. Perhaps the doubters in person rather like cake and this has led to an attitude to cake where love is inextricably mingled with suspicion and hate. Please think carefully and practice constraint before levelling further accusations against the existential identity of the cake... now what was this thread about? OH right welcome Beth zeller : D

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

We have a basement here? Why didn't I realize that? Sounds pretty cool, I'm gonna go check it out.

OT: Welcome to The Escapist! You'll probably have a lot of fun here (I know I have). Tread carefully though, its an interesting place. I'll tell you how the basement is after I come back.

 

[The Stonker]

And remeber whatever happens!
Then don't lose the game.

Crap I lost it.

But I'm the stonker and you will probably notice me in the religion&section and sometimes in the gaming section it's just I really just don't like the games that people generally love

And don't spank the bear. Plus if your doing this for the giggles....

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! *chop*

 

[dragonslayer32]

hello and welcome. Hope you have a good one here