High-Speed Porsche-PlayStation Chase Lands Idiot in Jail

Canid117

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He really caused thousands of dollars of damage to his girlfriends Porsche just because he couldn't go eight hours without Uncharted? Jesus Christ that girl is bad at finding people to date.
 

VanityGirl

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Yay a story that casts gamers in a bad light! Thanks a lot you stupid jerk hole.

Who in their right mind would do that over a console?! Jesus, it's a $200-300 piece of equipment and he's willng to risk his girlfriend's life over that?

What a megadouche.
 

Autofaux

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So, two idiots living together, except one is earning money.

Have I got that right?
 

Tom Phoenix

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Good. Maybe jail time will finally convince him to get off his lazy bum and try to contribute to their relationship.
 

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Questions as to why a woman whose other car really is a Porsche would keep an unemployed bum around the house while she went to work every day were unanswered at press time
Dam'mit. The most -puzzling- question of them ALL
 

MR.Spartacus

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I am Omega said:
*Facepalm*
This is a two-way fail.
Girl liking this guy in the first place and leaving her car keys out.
Guy... well, just read the article... most of this is his fault.
All of this is his fault. It's generally expected that one must behave in a civil fashion. Wait that doesn't work entirely. Stupid guy broke the law. She'll be fine as long she dumps him and has good insurance.
 

mjc0961

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*facedesk*

Naturally it's the fault of the Playstation. Not because the guy is just a fucking idiot. Watch them blame Playstation.
 

fulano

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Jesus...women.

Some chicks just wanna stick around and "fight the good fight," even when the fight in question involves a jobless, lazy, potentially psychopathic bastard as her other half that is fully capable of taking her porsche and running her off the road for trying to do him a solid...

If I had that woman face to face I'd tell her "Colleen, you can pay for two fucking porsches. No matter how lonely you may get, how down you may feel; not even in your worst day did you ever need that fucking bastard, not before he rear ended your porsche with your other porsche, and not after."

I blame society for this. Women should be bred to be independent creatures so they don't have to be conditioned to suffer these kinds of assholes.
 

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I love how half the people are blaming the woman in this. Amazing. Yes, the woman should have broken up with this man, but I know several people who are dating someone unemployed at the moment. Have you seen the job market, or rather lack of it? Now, if she is still dating him and willing to give him another chance AFTER this, then she's an idiot. Not before.

The guy is a moron, plain and simple. "I would never hurt her." Yeah...that explains why you rammed her with a car. I hope when he gets out he finds himself living on the street. The sheer stupidity of this man should have him locked away. "I don't see what the big deal is..." Right. You wreck a car that is worth more than some people's home (that doesn't even belong to you, mind you), but you get upset over a console that costs about $300. Do us a favor and jump off a cliff.
 

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What a fucking fool...Really now? Trying to kill her just to get his PS back...

It really baffles me that idiots like these exist.
 

Lucifron

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The Escapist doesn't necessarily attempt to write all articles in a neutral manner.

I like that.

OT: Rofl.