Hilarious t-shirts

[Ren3004]

I saw a good one with dark humor, but I don't know if I can get in trouble for posting it here. So I'll go with the ones that say 'I look better on myspace/facebook' and

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Now that I've got your attention, go get me a beer​

 

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[Pegghead]

I saw this one in a store years ago

I thought it was pretty funny.

Mind you, I had a rather funny t-shirt a few years back. It was from Mambo and it had a picture of a banana and a roast chicken duking it out

Spoiler: Guess what it said

Food fight...hahaha

*Sigh* Mambo, what have you become, their Ts are barely even funny any more, now they're just appealing to the bloody teenage demographic *Shudder*

 

[Pegghead]

Oh, I almost forgot, being a fan of homestarrunner, there's a pretty clever t-shirt here

http://www.homestarrunnerstore.com/clshreadsi.html

It's the you-reeka shirt, I couldn't find a picture.

 

[aruseusx]

In a certain situation (near or inside a church/vatican) wearing a cradle of filth, mayhem or decide shirt can be very funny.

 

[RanD00M]

My friend has one that say Shes's fat
I´m drunk.
It's on.

And i once saw a t-shirt that had a flashing nun on it.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Tshirthell is a great website for funny shirts. I would never wear any of them in public though.

I really hate those shirts that have a really long message on it that says something about how you're a loser for reading their shirt. I've seen so many people with that shirt and it was never witty or clever. I just want to get a shirt that says "You have to be a real loser to pay for a shirt with a long message on it and then make fun of people for reading it."

 

[Froobyx]

Sorry! I like Animal Crossing and thought this was rather funny

Spoiler

 

[Metalchair]

© SplitReason.com [http://www.splitreason.com/product/683]

 

[pirateninj4]

I would like to see this on a tee shirt: If the fetus you save is gay, will you still fight for it's rights?

That's the best quote i've heard in a fair while...

Anything to fuck with conservative pricks my friend.

 

[Madcat555]

I can't find a picture but my friend used to have a shirt that said:

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"Save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl."

EDIT: just remembered my favourite of all time!

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"F**k you, I have enough friends"

 

[sneakypenguin]

Keynesians, the retarded economist.

Liberalism, the haunting fear that someone somewhere can help themselves.

Ted kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

Chappaquiddick swim team

 

[Darth Brownie]

I got one with the picture of Darth Vader saying: who's your daddy?

 

[Blow_Pop]

I had two shirts that said "it's all fun and games till someone loses a nut." the other one goes the same way only instead of "nut" its a "weenier"

would that happen to be one with two stick figures sitting around a campfire roasting hot dogs and one of them falling in the fire? Cause if so, I've had that shirt for a few years now

I have one that says try not to let your mind wander its much too small to be outside by itself

and i use to have one that said you have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you...(i wonder what happened to that one)

i also have one that says i fucked your girlfriend and me being a girl makes that shirt funnier

that be the one! the one with the nut had squirrels and one drops a nut XD

you are awesome because you have a similar shirt to me

 

[tbare]

ahh... always makes me smile...

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and this....

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[rhyno435]

What are some of the funniest jokes you've seen on a t-shirt? Or just shirts that look hilarious in their own way. I found this thing, that I just must have. Just for the laughs.

Spoiler: Warning for immature joke

Wouldnt that technically be more true of bass players? Just wondering.

You will never get a stranger look than the one you get when someone walks past you just as your mate says "... But then I tried to finger a minor and the g-string broke...".

What? We were talking about him testing his new guitar strings.

Ok, my friend really wants to know where he can get that bomb disposal shirt. Do you know where he can get one?

 

[wordsmith]

What are some of the funniest jokes you've seen on a t-shirt? Or just shirts that look hilarious in their own way. I found this thing, that I just must have. Just for the laughs.

Spoiler: Warning for immature joke

Wouldnt that technically be more true of bass players? Just wondering.

You will never get a stranger look than the one you get when someone walks past you just as your mate says "... But then I tried to finger a minor and the g-string broke...".

What? We were talking about him testing his new guitar strings.

Ok, my friend really wants to know where he can get that bomb disposal shirt. Do you know where he can get one?

The image is http://www.teeshirtsdevon.co.uk/cart/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=80

But I'm sure splitreason or somewhere has them?

 

[ottenni]

'Its only funny until someone gets hurt, then its hilarious.'

Fond memories of that shirt.

 

[Superior Mind]

I saw a chick in the street wearing a t-shirt reading "STOP STARING AT MY CHEST!" My head exploded.