Hiliariously ironic-A message I've recieved

[The Potato Lord]

I'm not sure if this can be put here but I'd like to share this message i've recieved about one of my "EVAR" threads. The message has not been altered this person has/had an account on the Escapist, which scares me a little but the idiocy of thier messages is much funnier.

WARNING!: The correspondence below(Except for the parts that were typed by me) may harm your brain cells with its extreme stupidity. Read with caution.
Also contains Bad:Grammar,Spelling,etc.

The Potato Lord:

Basically this is the opposite of the Biggest Badass ever thread. Who is the biggest failure as a protagonist has no special abilities(or regular human one they have are sub-bar)are stupid and basically make you feel like you could do thier job better.

!NOTE! do not say Master Chief because the only way you find major flaws with him is using the legendary version of him(the Difficulty setting) or nitpicking

I'm not tagging a poll to this because I can't think of enough options at the moment. QUOTE

THE FACT THAT HES A FACELESS EMTIONLESS (ALTHOUGH HE IS SEXY INFACTUATED WITH A COMPUTER WHICH MAKE HIM A NERD) DOOCHE BAG WITH SEEMINGLY NOFLAWS IN COMBAT MAKE HIM A TERABLE CHARITOR AND THEIR THE ONLY CHARITOR TRATES HE HAS. HES NO BETER THAN MARIO OR BOMBERMAN FROM THE OLD DAYS AND THE RESON THEY MADE HIM THAT WAY WAS SO LIFELESS GEEKY DIPSHITS (LIKE U) WOULD IMAGEN THEM SELFS AS HIM WHICH IS JUST SAD. (WELL IS EVER THAT OR BUNGIE ARE THE LAZYIST FUCKTARDS IN THE GAMEING INDUSTRY. AND BY THE AMOUNT OF EFFERT THEY PUT INTO TO CEEP THE STORY AND GAMEPLAY FRESH SUPPROTS THIS PHEORY.

P.S. I DO OWN A 360 AND AM NOT A PS3 FANBOY
ALTHOUGH MY BOYFREIND DOSE OWN ONE AND I DO THINK ITS GRATE

Lernimacate yersulfe summe engliush /irony
Also Ad Hominem responses show a lack of wit and intelligence. Now, please extract yourself from the gene pool immediately.

P.S. Cursing and total capitalization do not make people think you are mature.[/quoTE

SO WHAT U CANT ATTACK MY ARGUMENT SO U ATTACK HOW I PUT IT FORWARD. U FUCKIN LOOSER

EDit:the part directly above this was not typed by me.

 

[Haliwali]

You never told us who sent that. I'm guessing... MGG's brother?

 

[Singing Gremlin]

His brother?

MY BOYFREIND

I doubt it, they strike me as the type of insecure 12 year old to whom accusations of homosexuality are of Shakespearian intellect and wit.

Or it could be both, and he could be a sexual hypocrite.

 

[tiredinnuendo]

Was it me? I'm right, aren't I? It was me?

I'm totally right.

- J, so absolutely right and you know it.

 

[mitsoxfan]

Grate, there gose another IQ point.

 

[Melty Blood]

Grate, there gose another IQ point.

Melty blood uses "Inspire knowledge"! Mitsoxfan gains 3 IQ!

It's a useful spell, especially when you're working in tech support.

How come we aren't naming names?

 

[mitsoxfan]

Grate, there gose another IQ point.

Melty blood uses "Inspire knowledge"! Mitsoxfan gains 3 IQ!

It's a useful spell, especially when you're working in tech support.

How come we aren't naming names?

Ding! Back up to level 2!

 

[monodiabloloco]

That was awsome! I love seeing these totally uneducated lack-wits mentally wanking all over other people's posts! They are a constant source of entertainment and something to use/abuse when I have the time to waste.
Could this poster's name be 'mGGzh4wt0rzb0ifr4nd' by an chance? You should make a thread to invite this obviously pleasant sod into a fun time debate!

PS. DOOCHE is my new word of the day.

P.S.S.............dooche...........lol.

 

[mkahmvet]

I know who it was!!! It's Gee-dubya Bush!

 

[Melty Blood]

I know who it was!!! It's Gee-dubya Bush!

Just. No. You're not funny. You're not witty. You're a dumbass.

 

[Melty Blood]

I hate you enter key

To commemorate this double post:

Raine: What's Lloyd's power level Genis?
Genis: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!

 

[ComradeJim270]

I smiled at the part about the Chief being a nerd for his "infactuation" with Cortana.

 

[Alphavillain]

At the risk of offending those illiterate/semi-literate people out there, how come the most dumb-ass ideas are voiced by people that cannot for the life of them spell proper-like?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Holy Crap.
That email may as well be the personifictaion of every single young, annoying online gamer I want to beat with multiple sledgehammers.

Seriously though, I have yet to have an 'ignorant gamer attack' as serious as that.

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

Because they lack the proper motors skills required to think before acting.

...and spell-checkers!

 

[Melty Blood]

@ Alphavillain: Not necessarily:

Horribly fucking presented retort. It brought that thread to such a low standard that I couldn't read past your first and thread crippling response. The next time you respond to something make sure your typing into a blender whose occupation used to be making HIV martini's for a gay vampire disco.

By a dumbass yahtzee wannabe.

 

[The Potato Lord]

Ahh this thread has gone better than I expected. also the person who sent this to me isn't named by his attempt at quoting me because it failed at using the quote button.

But for those who want this person's name on The Escapist thier name isOOSH B

 

[mitsoxfan]

But for those who want this person's name on The Escapist thier name isOOSH B

Apt

 

[Melty Blood]

Ahh this thread has gone better than I expected. also the person who sent this to me isn't named by his attempt at quoting me because it failed at using the quote button.

But for those who want this person's name on The Escapist thier name isOOSH B

After further thread investigation, it's in your post, and apparently he's banned. Regardless, I sent him a message with a link to a very nice mental hospital, and rehab centre.

 

[Singing Gremlin]

@ Alphavillain: Not necessarily:

Horribly fucking presented retort. It brought that thread to such a low standard that I couldn't read past your first and thread crippling response. The next time you respond to something make sure your typing into a blender whose occupation used to be making HIV martini's for a gay vampire disco.

By a dumbass yahtzee wannabe.

Good god. Mindless flaming pretending to be intelligent. That is a nightmare vision. So much more annoying.