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Fightgarr

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I live in Montreal, a city with 4 major universities and a reputation for the particular things that hipsters find so attractive. As a result a significant population of 18-30 year-olds in my area are hipsters. I've been considered one, my roommate is definitely considered one. I only have problems with them insofar as I think their particular choices of style are absurdly stupid and because a certain population of them are extremely elitist. Personally I understand a lot of it: bikes are a really good way to get around in Montreal (even if I don't think fixies are the most practical thing ever, they are low maintenance), PBR in Montreal is very, very cheap so is an easy and flavorless way of getting drunk, and I don't really have any problems with the music hipsters listen to even if some of it I wouldn't listen to myself. I do think that ironic tattoos (tattoos being something I'm very passionate about), low-cut v-necks, skinny jeans, non-functional glasses and dirty mustaches + lesbian-style haircuts look dumb overall. Again, though, it's not hurting anyone if they want to look like idiots. Hell, I know a lot of hipsters and they can be really nice people. But, and it is a huge but (heh... huge butt), there is a small pocket of this group that will judge you for every bit of your person and those people I cannot tolerate. Here are two recent examples that I would say are the elitist population comprising a third or so of hipsterdom:

Story 1: Yesterday I was in the bookstore buying books for a class of mine (I only need books for one of my classes, since all my others are studio courses). I bike everywhere in the city because it's cheap and fast and I like the exercise. When I'm walking around, I have my helmet attached to the strap of my courier bag. As I was buying my books, the cashier looks at my helmet and my biking gloves and promptly poses the question "So what do you ride?" in a smug sort of way. This is a question I often get asked and what they want to know is the exact details of your fixie. I don't ride a fixie, I ride a very practical, functional and fast diamondback hybrid. I stated that I ride "a hybrid" since I had a class to get to and I was in a hurry. His response was a mocking "Oh..." as if I was some kind of idiot for riding a hybrid and not a fixie.

Story 2: This one happened to my sister a little while back. At a party she was being introduced to a friend of her friend who was visiting Toronto from out of town. The first thing he asks her is: "So what kind of music do you like?". I hate this question. It's the kind of question that, as an adult, you only ask if you're really interested in telling people about your own musical taste. My sister, trying to be friendly and accessible, instead of listing anything obscure begins listing more well-known artists that she enjoys: Tribe Called Quest, J5, Biggie etc. When my sister reached Biggie on that list the guy says in a skeptical voice "Oh yeah? You're into Biggie? Well go! Rap some Biggie!" Never before have I encountered someone who you had to prove your musical taste to. Someone who believes that he, in his infinite wisdom, needs to weed out people who don't actually like certain music by making them sing it. Now, my sister is a bit too nice of a person to actually give him shit for this, and she really easily could have given that she knows most of the album Born to Die by heart, so she did "prove she likes Biggie". Still, she left offended.

It's this kind of douchebaggery I can't stand. The kind of person who believes it is their right and their privilege to judge other people's tastes based on their own elite criteria. But the thing is, this isn't exclusive to hipsters at all. Every sub-culture is elitist. It's the reason I stopped enjoying being a punk, back when I was into street punk. Punks only like people who like punk. Everyone is shit to them. Take gamers, even. Have you ever judged someone for their taste in games? Or been judged for your taste in games. It's the same bullshit. Hipsters happen to be a really easy target because they look ridiculous and are incredibly widespread, but all subcultures are guilty of the same stupid shit.

Bottom line: I know very nice hipsters. I think hipster style is stupid but have no qualms with them in general. All subcultures tend towards elitism and they are all guilty of it, even if hipsters are the easiest target. If I encounter a hipster who is a douchebag it is on their own merits, not by the fact that they're a hipster.

EDIT: Also, can we put this whole "I did this before it was cool" thing to rest. Every asshole does that these days, not just hipsters.
 

Lim3

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I'm friends with some hipsters.

Their house is decorated with stuff you would find in an old ladies place, like a horrible lamp an egg sized glass globe halfway up the stem and a 1950s shaving box on the wall (well that's what they said it was).

The girl also wears horrible large glass beads and she bought a $300 vintage bike to ride to work. It doesn't have gears or new breaks, so there goes function over fasion.

The guy carries around an old brief case made of camel hide, and when they stayed in NY for one night then went to France for a few days he refered to it as "touring the northern hemisphere" without the slightest sense of shame.
 

TheTim

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No i am not a hipster and i don't like them. all of the ones i know are arrogant little pricks that think they're better because they listen to non-streamlined music and feel like the can bag on anyone they want to.
 

DannyJBeckett

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I've known a few hipsters, and people who subsequently turned into hipsters after school, college, etc. And they were ALL the sort of people I wanted to erase from existence, there and then, but my complex blend of friendly agression and extreme level of self-control prevented me from helping rid the world of a pretentious, condescending scourge that is rife amongst the developed world's youth.

IF ONLY I HAD HAD NO CONSCIENCE!!
 

6_Qubed

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It was a sad day for me when I realized that my life might actually be improved by hipsterism.
 
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Yeah all those people just go under the label of "annoying person, possibly an asshole" in my head.

They don't really deserve anything more than that.
 

DanielBrown

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I once saw a guy with a beret, big glasses and a fail mustasch. He also was clothed like a teacher from the 60's in spite of being my age. Assuming that was a hipster. Tried my best not to laugh in his face when I saw him stepping out of the elevator.

Looked something like this(can't believe I found this picture!);


As for opinions... I'm not entierly sure just what a hipster is and I'm not very intrested in learning. Seems like a sub-culture for douches though.
 

Vault101

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ehh I guess the Idea of being an elitist douche and hating things purley because of populaity is stupid

however Im not going to criticise anyone for their style
 

janerowdy

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I joined the Army just before heard of Hipsters. Since then I've been in a closed environment or stationed oversears, so I haven't even seen a hipster. From everything I've heard though, that's a good thing. :p
 

FamoFunk

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Who gives a fuck?
I don't care about hipsters, I don't care about any other sort of label thing (Goth, punk, chav)

I judge people on whether them themselves are an asshole, not because the look like a certain way.
 

Sectan

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Listen to Radio Broker from GTA IV. I like to think that's what a hipster is. "If riding a rusty bicycle from the 1980s is your idea of cool, welcome to Radio Broker." "Oh no, someone caught you smiling and it wasn't ironic." "Look at my jacket with all of these patches to concerts I never went to." "My friends are into social networking, but they are too cool to ask people to be their friends." You get what I mean ;P
 

Rainbowloid

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individual11 said:
http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/790

This about covers hipsters' attitudes. Now that you are aware of this webcomic, you will check it weekly. If you do not already.

And this about covers non-hipsters attitudes to hipsters/dickheads.

http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/540
I came here specifically to post that second comic if no one else had yet. It pretty much sums up how I feel about the whole "hipster" thing right now. I'm not even sure what hipsters really are anymore since everyone gets called one.

But... I do have one question that I am rather curious about. If someone "ironically" pretends to be a hipster and like hipster things, what does that make them? I have a lot of friends who do this.
 

Aeshi

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I've found that "hipster" usually refers to anything non-mainstream but still cool-to-bash.
 

Hamish Durie

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Daystar Clarion said:
Oh goody, I get to post this video again.


Not liking something, simply because it's popular, makes you a dickhead.

Spending more time trying to look like you don't care about your appearance than people who do care, also makes you a dickead.

Haven't you heard? Being a dickhead's cool.

Obviously, I'm only referring to the pretentious, condescending hipsters (to be fair, if you're neither of these things, then you're probably not a hipster).
i'm adding you to my ninja hitlist >.<
 

DolorousEdd

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I've heard they're really big into Calvin & Hobbes and other "alternative" comics. And I suppose coffee shop philosopher is another word? Anyway, I've never seen anybody who doesn't like popular things just because they're popular. No wait, the super nerds in the RPG Codex. But I don't think you would pile them with that group... Maybe it's something you see a lot at high schools nowadays but I don't know anything "you see at high schools" that would be worthy of much respect. But it seems it's mostly a term to feel safe in your own group. I like popular things if they're good.