Historical "facts" and popular representations of histrical figures that are wrong

Altorin

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Stu35 said:
Shag the women and drink the beers... because god damn it we're British, and we love to put our dicks in women and alcohol down our throats.
I'll drink to that.
 

Korolev

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DugMachine said:
My uncle told me something about how Abraham Lincoln was actually really racist or something. No idea if that's true or not but it seemed far fetched to me so I just agreed with him so he'd shut up.
He was a racist in that he felt that blacks were inferior to whites and that he opposed interracial marriage. He said so in letters. He didn't HATE black people - he wanted freedom for them to, but he grew up in a time where people were taught that it was "obvious" that blacks were "inferior" to white people, so that's what he thought. You can't really blame him for that - you very rarely get entirely enlightened people in past societies. The vast, vast, vast majority of people in the US during the 1800s were racist and that's not surprising because that was the society they grew up in.

Lincoln didn't hate blacks. But he didn't really respect them all that much either. Oh well - no one is perfect. I think we can forgive Abe. He was progressive FOR HIS TIME. He lived in the 1800s - it's a little bit harsh to judge him by 21st Century standards. For what it's worth, I still think he was the best damn President you Americans ever had.
 

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Kathinka said:
americans claiming that the atomic bombs were necessary to defeat japan without an invasion. it's history revisionism at it's best, japan had already signaled willingness to surrender prior to the bombings but was ignored. the consensus among historians is pretty much that it was to field test those things and to intimidate the soviets, which were perceived as a growing threat.
also, slightly related: pretending like the germans would have won the war in europe without american assistance. no. just...no. (pacific is a different deal though)
Japan tried to negotiate a peace that would have allowed them to keep pretty much all of the land they had conquered before the outbreak of the war. The Allies refused (since they wanted unconditional surrender) and used the bombs as leverage. A captured American pilot, Marcus McDilda, also told his interrogators that the U.S was mass-producing atomic bombs and that Kyoto and Tokyo were the next targets. The Japanese government decided to surrender unconditionally instead of risk annihilation.
 

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TheRightToArmBears said:
I could be completely wrong, but I do seem to remember the thing about people being shorter in the past not being completely correct. The lower classes would have been, but the actual knightly class weren't, lots of them were pretty brutish dudes because they'd been trained for most of their lives. The impression is given because lots of suits of armour we see around today are actually only ornamental, made in 3/4 scale to show of the workmanship better.
Well, I've been to and seen structures built in the 1700's and 1800's and I'd have to say I disagree on some points. Some of the buildings had ceilings just barely higher than my head, and I'm 5'8", that and the furniture that is still there for the tourists to look at is very small.
 

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OK, I don't know where you're getting your facts from, but I feel duty bound to correct a few errors here:
Hero in a half shell said:
The V2 was mainly a weapon to damage Britain's morale. It was targeted at London, and would scream while the jet engine was on so that people knew it was coming, then when it dropped down to hit the earth the engine would cut out and the screaming would stop. For anyone on the ground hearing this it was a massive strain on the nerves, as you knew it was coming, knew when it was about to go off, but couldn't tell where it was. And this was happening maybe multiple times a day.

The downside was that it could be detected and intercepted by the RAF or anti air implacements, so many were shot out of the sky, it was really inaccurate and unreliable, and it was really costly to the Nazis in material, money and men, which at this stage of the war they could not afford.
What you are describing isn't the V-2. you're talking about the V-1 flying bomb or 'doodlebug.' Those were the gyroscopic winged jet-propelled bombs that could be heard droning overhead, and when the engine cut out it plummeted to earth and exploded.

V-2s, on the other hand, were true ballistic missiles. They would shoot down onto England at over three times the speed of sound. Nobody ever heard them coming, and there was never any warning. In fact the most ghostly thing about them is the impact and explosion would be heard before the approach of the rocket. Not all that many V-2s were launched though, compared to the mass produced and easy to launch V-1s.


In fact the biggest problem the Nazis faced was supplies. They actually had the best quality planes (first serviceable jet aircraft)
Arguable, on both points. Their aircraft were top-tier, but not necessarily best quality, especially as the strain on their industry from Allied Strategic Bombing became more and more critical. They had the first jet fighter to enter production, but other countries had the technology by then as well.

the best ships (the Bismark)
Again, arguable. Most countries' fleets were bigger, The Japanese had more powerful battleships, and Germany never finished building any Aircraft Carriers. The Japanese even developed more advanced submarines than the Germans.

best tanks (The king tiger)
Outright false. The Russians had the heaviest and most rugged tanks. The King Tiger could compete with them, but against the best the Soviets had it was still at a disadvantage.

Moscow was 300 miles away from Russia
Moscow is in Russia, as it is is the capital.

At this point the winter was just starting to set in, and in Russia the seasonal weather really changes fast. Hitlers' paranoia led him to stop his tanks advance on Moscow to divert them North to help out the secondary Nazi advance line in Leningrad, who were a bit bogged down. They went up there, secured Leningrad after a few days
Nobody secured Leningrad 'after a few days'. The Germans encircled the city and began one of the longest and most destructively costly seiges in human history. at 872 days, it lasted two and a half years and caused the largest recorded single loss of life in any modern city: over one and a half million lives with a further 1.4 million attempting to escape under starvation and bombardment- yes, even more than Stalingrad.

Not to mention, Hitler's priorities ran "Leningrad first, Donetsk Basin second, Moscow third."

Also the seige was lifted: therefore the Germans never secured the city.
 

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As for my historical 'fact', General Custer was a fucking idiot, not a heroic martyr.

I don't know where people actually get that misconception. At Little Bighorn he was history's biggest dumbass, but at Gettysburg he saved the Union line from a Rebel cavalry charge that would have won them the battle.
 

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Machiavelli was not a scheming little rodent. Rather he was a typical career diplomat who just so happened to witness such intrigues. Later in life he wrote down what he saw and his theories that came about from them. The problem is, he wrote two major books and most people only bother to read one of them, i.e. the notorious one.
Ultimately what he wished to do was to compare despotic and republican forms of government. The Prince concerns the former, whilst 'Discourses on Livy' discusses the latter. It is simply incorrect to have read 'The Prince', and then claim understanding of Machiavelli and his motives. Since, what typically happens is that people seem to imagine 'The Prince' as a guide book on how to be evil.
It is nothing of the sort, rather it is a warning of the demands on any individual should they seek absolute power. He goes into great lengths to reveal the violence, deceit, and treachery required to acquire and maintain such authority.
 

Hellcat 13

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Dr. McD said:
Hilter was a fucking genius, you just have to ignore:

Most, if not ALL of the the economic policies!

Most, if not ALL of his personality1

The fact he ignored ALL of the opinions from his advisers!

The fact that he was notoriously lazy (Not do ALL of the evil dictatoring!)

Yet he insisted on doing so much (Do ALL of the things!)

If you're wondering, I'm Australian.
So, just ignore that he was Hitler?
 

Flutterbrave

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Spartans were awesome.

No, they weren't. They were the real life Proud Warrior Race Guys, with all the associated flaws taken up to eleven.
 

Hellcat 13

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Dr. McD said:
Hellcat 13 said:
Dr. McD said:
Hilter was a fucking genius, you just have to ignore:

Most, if not ALL of the the economic policies!

Most, if not ALL of his personality1

The fact he ignored ALL of the opinions from his advisers!

The fact that he was notoriously lazy (Not do ALL of the evil dictatoring!)

Yet he insisted on doing so much (Do ALL of the things!)

If you're wondering, I'm Australian.
So, just ignore that he was Hitler?
Basically. I was mocking Boudica.
Oh, sorry. Missed the joke.
Also, Serbia caused WW1. Germany was just fufilling treaties.
 

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Ljs1121 said:
"America is and always has been a Christian nation!"

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What really boils my blood is when people insist that because of this "fact", our president needs to be a Christian or else God will rain fire and brimstone upon the country or something like that.

I especially like how my Bible teacher put it when we were debating over Romney vs. Obama.

"Obama's pro-abortion and he wants gay marriage and he gave us lots of debt and *insert hundreds of other examples of 'bad things' here*."

"But on the other hand, Mitt Romney is a Mormon."

That's literally all he used as his entire reasoning as to why Romney shouldn't be president. I wanted to hit something.
personally speaking, not sure if it's entirely correct but, I'd prefer someone who has actually worked in business rather than politics getting our economy back up and running. Obama has done very little in the way of helping the people, having just mostly traveled around and done apologies to numerous countries, and add to the fact that technically, he really isn't an America seeing as how he was born in Hawaii and Hawaii isn't technically a state, rather, through a chain of underhanded tactics, the US forcibly acquired Hawaii and illegally turned it into a state, going against the UN charter article 73. In 1999, Bill Clinton officially signed a document denying the United States' rights to claim ownership of Hawaii, so officially, Obama might have been born by American parents but because he was born in Hawaii, that makes him Hawaiian, not American, and therefore not capable of holding the title of American President.
 

Barciad

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Kings Henry VII and Charles II also deserve a lot more credit than what they were ever given. Henry VII was simply the smartest man ever to sit on the English throne. Like Octavian, he was fortunate in his timing (i.e. come along at a period in a civil war when most of the other players were already dead), but he took his opportunity brilliantly. His consolidation of his hold on the throne choked out any chance of the war reigniting.
He decisively crushed baronial power once and for all, and shifted his support base towards the nascent Parliament. In order to enrich the country and move it away from purely agrarian and primary industries, he enacted a series of mercantile policies to create, from scratch, an English manufacturing industry. It was just a shame that his son was a paranoid lunatic.

Charles II on the other hand could be called the first modern monarch. In that he recognised that there were legal and constitutional limits on his power and that he would have to work within them. More than that, he had to bend to popular attitudes and beliefs. Though he was of Catholic persuasion, he kept this neatly under his hat. He might have liked the idea of absolute kingly authority (like his French contemporary Louis XIV), but that kind of attitude was what led you to having your head chopped off.
Plus, he recognised that the British people wanted a bit of fun and to get away with the drab religious zealotry that had dominated the past 150 years. Thus, he was able to die peacefully in his bed, remaining king till the day he died. Most unlike the fates of either his father or his brother. Thus it could be said, come the settlement of 1688, and the final defeat for divine right, it was Charles provided the blueprint for what would replace it. I.e. a Constitutional Monarchy, a system that has to this day, been copied the world over.
 

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Hellcat 13 said:
Dr. McD said:
Hellcat 13 said:
Dr. McD said:
Hilter was a fucking genius, you just have to ignore:

Most, if not ALL of the the economic policies!

Most, if not ALL of his personality1

The fact he ignored ALL of the opinions from his advisers!

The fact that he was notoriously lazy (Not do ALL of the evil dictatoring!)

Yet he insisted on doing so much (Do ALL of the things!)

If you're wondering, I'm Australian.
So, just ignore that he was Hitler?
Basically. I was mocking Boudica.
Oh, sorry. Missed the joke.
Also, Serbia caused WW1. Germany was just fufilling treaties.
I'd go with Austria-Hungary. They should have realised that annexing the recently independent Bosnia would cause trouble. I mean, do you think that people living there, having just gained their freedom from the Turks, would just accept Germanic overlords? They really should have known better.
 

Hellcat 13

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Barciad said:
Hellcat 13 said:
Dr. McD said:
Hellcat 13 said:
Dr. McD said:
Hilter was a fucking genius, you just have to ignore:

Most, if not ALL of the the economic policies!

Most, if not ALL of his personality1

The fact he ignored ALL of the opinions from his advisers!

The fact that he was notoriously lazy (Not do ALL of the evil dictatoring!)

Yet he insisted on doing so much (Do ALL of the things!)

If you're wondering, I'm Australian.
So, just ignore that he was Hitler?
Basically. I was mocking Boudica.
Oh, sorry. Missed the joke.
Also, Serbia caused WW1. Germany was just fufilling treaties.
I'd go with Austria-Hungary. They should have realised that annexing the recently independent Bosnia would cause trouble. I mean, do you think that people living there, having just gained their freedom from the Turks, would just accept Germanic overlords? They really should have known better.
But the Serbs hired the guy to kill Arch-Duke Ferdinand hoping to provoke the Austria-Hungarian Empire, and in the end cause it's destruction.
 

BNguyen

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Boudica said:
Mr_Spanky said:
Boudica said:
Mr_Spanky said:
Boudica said:
Mr_Spanky said:
Look im not sure EXACTLY about the definitions of communism and facism but isnt it pretty contradictory to say that Hitler, probably the most famous fasict who ever lived) could have been communist but for a few small differences?
He basically wanted communism without the men doing the work getting the credit. It was a warped nationalism.
Honestly I think trying to "pin it down" like that is a mistake. Hitler, like just about every dictator that has ever existed, wanted power and didnt want to share it with anyone. Trying to exact his political motives from history and rumour is essentially impossible.

In the end communism and facism and most other dictatorships fail for the exact same reason. They are dictatorships. Every dictatorship ends. And the more the dictator wants to continue their rule the bloodier and nastier the war that comes after. Thats why democracy was invented so that there could be a smooth transistion of power from one dictatorship to the other. And it also gives the great masses the misguided impression that they have a genuine choice.
I'm fervently communist and believe it to be the great form of government one could have. Sadly, people treat it as a dictatorship (often at least a borderline military dictatorship, to boot) and its message is muddied.

There's never been true communism because people keep fucking it up lol. A girl can dream, though.
I completely agree on that. Communism would be the good way to run a society but it requires those who govern to be utterly selfless and make judgements based on the greater good of the people rather than on ANY of their own personal beliefs. Bad people for the job are already corrupt and most good people dont get there. The good people who DO get to the top of the greasy pole end up not being good people anymore.

Perhaps im too cynical but I genuinely dont think that ANY political regime can be good because its always run by a man or woman. Apart from the fact that the people who want power the most are the least appropriate ones to handle it. Men and women are human. The only things that seperates you and me from the position of US preseident of Galatic overload is ambition and oppurtunity.

Ambitious people want power and will sacrifice most things (or everything) to get it. That makes them more likely to get it. And then when they get there? MAYBE 1 in a thousand is a good decent kind of person. The rest are in it because theyre greedy (for money or power or whatever) and so make choices based on what THEY want.

No human society can be governed well and no human society can be GREAT (in my eyes) when you always get those kinds of people making the biggest descions.
It's about progress though, right? We've come a long way as a species over the last two thousand years--a long way. I believe we will achieve something like perfection eventually, and maybe not as far into the future as you'd think. Assuming we survive that long lol.
the reason we can't reach perfection is because it means having no problems with one's self or one's environment, and because human desire always makes us strive to want more than we can realistically acquire we shall never attain perfection. If we can get rid of our environmental problems, highly unlikely, and can find some middle ground to meet for human differences, also unlikely and practically impossible because there will always be someone who doesn't like something about a person or group of people, then we can be perfect, but as long as we're going to be idealistic, maybe the economy will fix itself and there won't be any debt between nations sooner than we think, and maybe oil will turn out to be a renewable resource, and that diseases are just a figment of our imaginations and negative human emotions are caused be thetons and can be gotten rid of by forking over thousands of dollars.

Note: I'm not saying being idealistic is wrong but at least think about what is possible to get to rather than fighting nature and turning people into something not human. The fact is that humans are stupid and will always go after what satisfies them the quickest rather than the long-run which is why we typically end up with crappy governments and wars. And besides, we've only advanced technologically, not evolved into something than what we were 2000 years ago; I mean, as a species, we've barely gone beyond what we were 10,000 years ago in terms of how we think and act towards one another.
 

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I heard that the whole George Washington chopping down the cherry tree thing was made up.