Historical "facts" and popular representations of histrical figures that are wrong

Hero in a half shell

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Squilookle said:
OK, I don't know where you're getting your facts from, but I feel duty bound to correct a few errors here:
Hero in a half shell said:
The V2 was mainly a weapon to damage Britain's morale. It was targeted at London, and would scream while the jet engine was on so that people knew it was coming, then when it dropped down to hit the earth the engine would cut out and the screaming would stop. For anyone on the ground hearing this it was a massive strain on the nerves, as you knew it was coming, knew when it was about to go off, but couldn't tell where it was. And this was happening maybe multiple times a day.

The downside was that it could be detected and intercepted by the RAF or anti air implacements, so many were shot out of the sky, it was really inaccurate and unreliable, and it was really costly to the Nazis in material, money and men, which at this stage of the war they could not afford.
What you are describing isn't the V-2. you're talking about the V-1 flying bomb or 'doodlebug.' Those were the gyroscopic winged jet-propelled bombs that could be heard droning overhead, and when the engine cut out it plummeted to earth and exploded.

V-2s, on the other hand, were true ballistic missiles. They would shoot down onto England at over three times the speed of sound. Nobody ever heard them coming, and there was never any warning. In fact the most ghostly thing about them is the impact and explosion would be heard before the approach of the rocket. Not all that many V-2s were launched though, compared to the mass produced and easy to launch V-1s.
Oh balls, you're absolutely right, I mucked up badly on that one, but apparently their effectiveness as weapons of war was still highly suspect since they each cost as much as a German fighter plane, could only be used once, often failed to hit their targets, and even when they did they weren't attacking military targets, so if the resources had been used instead to make planes it would have been far more beneficial.

Squilookle said:
In fact the biggest problem the Nazis faced was supplies. They actually had the best quality planes (first serviceable jet aircraft)
Arguable, on both points. Their aircraft were top-tier, but not necessarily best quality, especially as the strain on their industry from Allied Strategic Bombing became more and more critical. They had the first jet fighter to enter production, but other countries had the technology by then as well.

the best ships (the Bismark)
Again, arguable. Most countries' fleets were bigger, The Japanese had more powerful battleships, and Germany never finished building any Aircraft Carriers. The Japanese even developed more advanced submarines than the Germans.
best tanks (The king tiger)
Outright false. The Russians had the heaviest and most rugged tanks. The King Tiger could compete with them, but against the best the Soviets had it was still at a disadvantage.
As I understand it the Russians main tank was the T-34. They had experimented with a heavier version, but scrapped it. The T-34's were vulnerable to the 8.8mm cannon most German tanks used, and their smaller 7.5mm's couldn't pierce the heavier armoured German tanks. Their advantages were their reliability and high, speed, low weight and small size, whereas the German tanks were all about armour and weaponry, meaning they were huge behemoths that often got stuck in mud or rough terrain, and broke down often, with repairs being more compliacated and spare parts more difficult to supply. This was especially bad in the invasion of Russia where the genius of Soviet planning meant that half the main roads and highways on the German's maps either turned out to be rough dirt and mud paths, or didn't exist at all yet!

But that's getting away from the point I was trying to prove with that statement. It's rather naive of me to outright state that the Germans had the best military tech in every field, since it was constantly changing and advancing. I suppose a more accurate way of saying it would be that their designs were of a really high quality, and they were often superior to the forces they were facing, but the problem they encountered was supplying their army with soldiers to fight, planes to fly, fuel to run them, tanks to command and spare parts to repair them. Especially since they went up against the combined forces of so many countries all working together and pooling their supplies to defeat them.

Squilookle said:
Moscow was 300 miles away from Russia
Moscow is in Russia, as it is is the capital.
That was a typo, I meant to say the Nazi forces were 300 miles from Moscow, to make the point that the main attack force travelled 300 miles the first week, 300 miles the second, and were 300 miles away from Moscow at the beginning of the third, but then they were diverted up to Leningrad long enough for Stalin to arrange his defences. Although I've checked my facts and this is indeed wrong.
Squilookle said:
At this point the winter was just starting to set in, and in Russia the seasonal weather really changes fast. Hitlers' paranoia led him to stop his tanks advance on Moscow to divert them North to help out the secondary Nazi advance line in Leningrad, who were a bit bogged down. They went up there, secured Leningrad after a few days
Nobody secured Leningrad 'after a few days'. The Germans encircled the city and began one of the longest and most destructively costly seiges in human history. at 872 days, it lasted two and a half years and caused the largest recorded single loss of life in any modern city: over one and a half million lives with a further 1.4 million attempting to escape under starvation and bombardment- yes, even more than Stalingrad.

Not to mention, Hitler's priorities ran "Leningrad first, Donetsk Basin second, Moscow third."

Also the siege was lifted: therefore the Germans never secured the city.
Hmmm, then I've got my wires crossed here. I got this info on Operation Barbarossa from a book called "the devil's virtuosos" I read quite a while ago, so I'll have to look it up again and recorrect my knowledge. I'll type it out here, mainly just for my own benefit so I can get the situation right in my own head:
(spoilered for size, because I am trying to accurately sum up one of the largest military operations in world history!)
Barbarossa began on 22 June 1941, at this point the Nazi front line was 600 miles from Moscow (not 900 as I had thought) In 5 days they had travelled 200 miles to Minsk(1/3 of the way to Moscow)
They rested here for 2 days debating the problem of the huge numbers of Russian troops behind their lines, who had refused to surrender, but had no supplies or communication to mount a proper assault on the German supply lines. They needed military forces to stay behind to keep these Russians subdued from overcoming their supply lines, but couldn't really spare any tanks or men from the frontlines to do this.
They marched on to the river Dnieper regardless (an advance of about 100 miles), reaching it by the 7th July. By this time resistance from the Russians was noticeably getting stronger by the day, and initial attempts to cross the river failed, causing a crisis where Hitler and the top German generals really wanted to go back to secure their supply lines but the frontline commanders knew that any delay would jeopardise their chances of advancing, so they charged on ahead in direct contradiction with their orders, excusing it as a "communication mishap" and only got away with it because of their success in advancing.
They fired on ahead, charging for Smolensk, meaning that in just 3 weeks they had travelled over 300 miles, and were more than halfway to Moscow. (again I got my timing and distances completely mixed up.)
Now comes the part I really got wrong:
At this point all three prongs of the German advance started to stutter. (the Northern prong attacking Leningrad, the middle going for Moscow, and the Southern assaulting Kiev.) They all needed more tank and armour reinforcement. The Nazi command had run war-games to predict what an invasion of Russia would involve, and knew this was coming. They had recommended that the pleas from the two secondary prongs should be ignored, because the most important assault was the one for Moscow, and German production was too limited to supply all three with armour.

This was where the mistake that really condemned Barbarossa happened, as Hitler decided against their advice and ordered that the other two prongs be supplied first with new armour to achieve their objectives, and then everyone could push towards Moscow.
He didn't order the main force to go to Leningrad, but did order them to halt and solidify their positions by taking care of the various divisions still active in the surrounding area: He wanted the Panzers to go South-west (Moscow was to the North-East) to put down an active Soviet division. The plan was that with the extra support Kiev and Leningrad would fall quickly, and by that time the central prong would have solidified their position enough to get restocked and rearmed for a charge over the last 200 miles or so against Moscow. It failed because the secondary prongs never managed to achieve their objectives, becoming a heavy drain on men and supplies, and there were just too many divisions coming in to attack the central prong that they could never secure their positions.

I originally condemned this as Hitler losing his nerve, and a completely stupid strategy, but apparently at the time it was a fairly reasonable move, and although it's easy to condemn with the power of hindsight, the Nazi generals really didn't know how powerful Russia was: (on 8th July one Nazi general reported that of 164 known Soviet army divisions, only 46 were combat ready. By the 23rd, 93 extra divisions had sprung up from seemingly nowhere, and three weeks after that the count was at 360 combat ready divisions! Holy crap, they really didn't have a clue!)

The first time I read this book, I was so shocked at the fact that the Nazis actually got so close, and did so well in the beginning, that I think I exaggerated in my own mind how much of a chance they actually had. After all, every history documentary and book I've seen before writes off the Russian campaign as a whitewash for the Germans, that they never had a blind hope of winning it, so hearing the facts of how far they actually did advance was a bit of a shock and I think clouded my judgement a bit. Reading it again I see that the German forces really were outnumbered, and it wasn't just Hitler's actions alone that condemned a great invasion plan, but a risky invasion plan that was condemned through indecision and the unwillingness to advance and desire to be too careful: they spent too long worrying about the Soviet forces behind their lines and North and South, instead of focusing on the only ones that mattered: the forces directly between them and Moscow. During all this dicking around and indecision the Summer passed and the Russian winter set in, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Hopefully that's an accurate summation of what actually happened, but at least it's definitely more accurate than my original understanding of the campaign. Ain't history fun!
 

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Eddy-16 said:
Hitler did not invent the Nazi party, nor was he one of the early members he was like the 600th or something.

Most velociraptors were actually about the size of turkeys and had feathers.

The pyramids were originally white with gold capstones, the gold was stolen over the years and the white rock was eroded.
Actually he was the 55th member but when they got more popular they added an extra 5 to look better.

TheRightToArmBears said:
I could be completely wrong, but I do seem to remember the thing about people being shorter in the past not being completely correct. The lower classes would have been, but the actual knightly class weren't, lots of them were pretty brutish dudes because they'd been trained for most of their lives. The impression is given because lots of suits of armour we see around today are actually only ornamental, made in 3/4 scale to show of the workmanship better.
They were short compared to modern standards as Richard II (i believe) was 6" 2 and no-one could believe anyone was that big, so much so that George IV dug him up to as he didn't believe anyone could be that tall.
 

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srm79 said:
The British and the Americans supplied the Soviets with guns and aircraft, as well as provisions, ammunition and all the other various bits and pieces an army needs to function. Within two years though, Soviet military production was running at a crazy pace. Their dependency on western imports was incredibly short-lived.
The Soviets did indeed start producing weapons at a breakneck pace later in the war.

They did this, however, by not producing the other materials that were essential to the war effort.

Things like railway track, locomotives, aviation fuel, tires, trucks, radios, aluminum, food and so on. They were largely dependent on the Lend-Lease program for those materials, and that dependency would carry on through to the end of the war in the Pacific, where the Soviets were barely present at all.
 

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Alexander Graham Bell isn't the inventor of the phone, but [a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Meucci]Antonio Meucci[/a]. In the race for the patent, being an Italian immigrant, he was beaten by Bell and his American funding.
 

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From what I remember, it was speculated that George Washington's dentures were made of wood. Other sources however, say that his dentures were in fact made of ivory.
 

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DugMachine said:
My friend also claims that Hitler really wasn't at fault and that some other guy named Himler or some shit was the real monster. Hitler was just a poster boy according to my friend.

He's one of these people who spouts bullshit and doesn't really know what he's talking about but he's impossible to argue with because he never shuts the hell up and admits he's wrong... like a certain someone in this thread..

Anyways, confirm/deny this?
Heinrich Himmler was the leader of the SS, some say he was Hitler's puppetmaster but I think they're both equally at fault. Basically, he was the number two man in all of Nazi Germany.
 

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Jerram Fahey said:
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Christopher Columbus did not discover North America. He rediscovered it several hundred years after the Vikings.
And the Vikings "discovered" it several thousand years after people crossed over the land bridge from Asia. Everyone always forgets the natives...
I think that's sort of implied, since I don't know a single person that went to school and doesn't know how the Native Americans got to, you know, America.
 

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Boudica said:
I think Hitler was a great leader. He did a few things during the 30's that he shouldn't have (like dissolving the SA with a knife and locking up the socialists) but underneath the mess there was a fantastic leader. He gets misrepresented and demonized much more than he might deserve.

If he hadn't come into power during the depression, if the upper class had been slightly more varied in ethnic makeup, if the socialists didn't cave to public pressure and open the door for him... Under different circumstances, Hitler may have been the greatest leader Germany had ever known.
What about the whole "let's eradicate the Jews" thing?
I already answered that and added several "if onlys," too;

If he hadn't come into power during the depression, if the upper class had been slightly more varied in ethnic makeup, if the socialists didn't cave to public pressure and open the door for him... Under different circumstances, Hitler may have been the greatest leader Germany had ever known.
What about Otto Van Bismark? He pretty much created the country's imperialistic identity long before Hitler arrived on the scene. He was able to unite the country with out the genocide of his own people.
 

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Squilookle said:
the best ships (the Bismark)
Common misconception since the first time the Bismark was sent to battle, it destroyed one of the most venerable ships in the British fleet, the HMS Hood. However, it wasn't because the ship was better or the crew was better trained, it was because a lucky shot landed through some area of the ship (I think it was the smokestack) and hit the ammunition, causing a massive explosion. Not only that, but the only other ship in that engagement, the HMS Prince of Wales, had the newer 4 barreled main guns that jammed quite frequently. That was luck, and under any other situation, the Hood as well as the Prince of Wales should have completely destroyed the Bismark. As it was, the Hood was lost as well as most of her crew and the Prince of Wales ran away with guns jammed. If you really want to talk about best ships based on their armament as well as their tonnage, the IJN Yamato as well as her sister ship Musashi were the largest and most powerful ships built before the American Nimitz class carriers.

best tanks (The king tiger)
Another common misconception, the King Tiger was among the largest, not the best. It had some of the best armor and guns, but they cost way too much to be mass produced. The IS-2, on the other hand, was easier to produce, had thicker sloped armor (160mm to 185mm), and a better gun (88mm to 122mm). Plus, I believe that Germany only manufactured about 2 thousand Tigers and King Tigers while Russia managed to manufacture around 3 thousand IS-2's. IS-2's could take out King Tigers from upwards of 800 meters. Plus, they were lighter by around 11 tons (something like 55-59 tons to 44-47 tons) so they were faster and could be salvaged if they were disabled or damaged.
 

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bl4ckh4wk64 said:
Squilookle said:
the best ships (the Bismark)
Common misconception since the first time the Bismark was sent to battle, it destroyed one of the most venerable ships in the British fleet, the HMS Hood. However, it wasn't because the ship was better or the crew was better trained, it was because a lucky shot landed through some area of the ship (I think it was the smokestack) and hit the ammunition, causing a massive explosion. Not only that, but the only other ship in that engagement, the HMS Prince of Wales, had the newer 4 barreled main guns that jammed quite frequently. That was luck, and under any other situation, the Hood as well as the Prince of Wales should have completely destroyed the Bismark. As it was, the Hood was lost as well as most of her crew and the Prince of Wales ran away with guns jammed. If you really want to talk about best ships based on their armament as well as their tonnage, the IJN Yamato as well as her sister ship Musashi were the largest and most powerful ships built before the American Nimitz class carriers.

best tanks (The king tiger)
Another common misconception, the King Tiger was among the largest, not the best. It had some of the best armor and guns, but they cost way too much to be mass produced. The IS-2, on the other hand, was easier to produce, had thicker sloped armor (160mm to 185mm), and a better gun (88mm to 122mm). Plus, I believe that Germany only manufactured about 2 thousand Tigers and King Tigers while Russia managed to manufacture around 3 thousand IS-2's. IS-2's could take out King Tigers from upwards of 800 meters. Plus, they were lighter by around 11 tons (something like 55-59 tons to 44-47 tons) so they were faster and could be salvaged if they were disabled or damaged.
Why are you quoting me? I'm not the one that made those claims.
 

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Squilookle said:
bl4ckh4wk64 said:
Squilookle said:
the best ships (the Bismark)
Common misconception since the first time the Bismark was sent to battle, it destroyed one of the most venerable ships in the British fleet, the HMS Hood. However, it wasn't because the ship was better or the crew was better trained, it was because a lucky shot landed through some area of the ship (I think it was the smokestack) and hit the ammunition, causing a massive explosion. Not only that, but the only other ship in that engagement, the HMS Prince of Wales, had the newer 4 barreled main guns that jammed quite frequently. That was luck, and under any other situation, the Hood as well as the Prince of Wales should have completely destroyed the Bismark. As it was, the Hood was lost as well as most of her crew and the Prince of Wales ran away with guns jammed. If you really want to talk about best ships based on their armament as well as their tonnage, the IJN Yamato as well as her sister ship Musashi were the largest and most powerful ships built before the American Nimitz class carriers.

best tanks (The king tiger)
Another common misconception, the King Tiger was among the largest, not the best. It had some of the best armor and guns, but they cost way too much to be mass produced. The IS-2, on the other hand, was easier to produce, had thicker sloped armor (160mm to 185mm), and a better gun (88mm to 122mm). Plus, I believe that Germany only manufactured about 2 thousand Tigers and King Tigers while Russia managed to manufacture around 3 thousand IS-2's. IS-2's could take out King Tigers from upwards of 800 meters. Plus, they were lighter by around 11 tons (something like 55-59 tons to 44-47 tons) so they were faster and could be salvaged if they were disabled or damaged.
Why are you quoting me? I'm not the one that made those claims.
My bad, misread your post.
 

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Wyes said:
Swords were not common battlefield weapons; they were not heavy; they were cutting weapons, not bludgeoning weapons.

As someone else said above, Edison didn't invent shit. Tesla, however...

Other than that, I probably don't know enough about history to make anymore informed comments.
That's hardly fair to Edison. His Menlo Park facility was the first of its kind. He gave research money to notable inventors and guided them to great discoveries (which he tended to abuse for his own personal financial success and fame). His system is now the standard way research is done today at universities, anonymous inventors and all.

He was a monopolistic, egotistic jerk though. That much is true. And he tortured an elephant to prove a point about DC current
 

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Call me Baz said:
Mussolini made one train run on time, that was to carry him to Rome when he rose to power (I believe that was what it was for)

There was NO evidence that Hitler had one ball, that was Chairman Mao the dictator that had one undescended testicle (so he still had 2, but only 1 dropped)

Winston Churchill was depressed for the majority of his time in power & an alcoholic throughout

Ghandi's name was Mohandas K. (standing for something very long that I forget) Ghandi; not Mahatma.
he was injured by shrapnel during ww1 in either the thigh or groin area, I've never seen or read any evidence that this lost him a testicle though.
would explain why he was such a baddie I suppose.
 

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Raesvelg said:
direkiller said:
The British and the Americans supplied the Soviets with guns and aircraft, as well as provisions, ammunition and all the other various bits and pieces an army needs to function. Within two years though, Soviet military production was running at a crazy pace. Their dependency on western imports was incredibly short-lived.
The Soviets did indeed start producing weapons at a breakneck pace later in the war.

They did this, however, by not producing the other materials that were essential to the war effort.

Things like railway track, locomotives, aviation fuel, tires, trucks, radios, aluminum, food and so on. They were largely dependent on the Lend-Lease program for those materials, and that dependency would carry on through to the end of the war in the Pacific, where the Soviets were barely present at all.
psst you quoted the wrong person or something because I never said any of that
 

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C. Cain said:
8-Bit_Jack said:
this is true, despite what i assume is an attempt to troll. Hitler took a disenfranchised nation who essentially went through the Great Depression ten years early, and made it STRONG again. He fixed the economy, the infrastructure, and paved the way for a military and scientific strength germany hadn't had since before the first world war. Sadly, he chose to build this power on racism, conquest, brutality, and his own private religion. He then mired Germany in an unnecessary war and reduced his people to eating sausages stuffed with newspaper.

So, good start, but flinched the landing
There, fixed it for you.
(...) Hitler took a disenfranchised nation who essentially went through the Great Depression ten years early and took credit for making it strong again, since it was already well on its way to recovery by the time he took over. He 'fixed' the economy by borrowing money from nations he later DoW'd, fixed the infrastructure by merely continuing what the Weimar Republic started before he came to power, paved the way for military recovery, and didn't interfere with the already strong scientific community other than removing the oftentimes excellent scientists who happened to be Jews. (...)
So, your argument here is that hitler was a BAD MAN? shocking. that really should have come through with the line "built his power on racism, conquest, and brutality"
not to mention the flippancy of the last line
 

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8-Bit_Jack said:
So, your argument here is that hitler was a BAD MAN? shocking. that really should have come through with the line "built his power on racism, conquest, and brutality"
not to mention the flippancy of the last line
I don't quite see how you come to the conclusion that my argument boils down to "Hitler was a bad man"Which is true but utterly irrelevant to the topic at hand..
So no, my argument was that you were giving him credit for things he didn't actually accomplish.
 

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That the Scots were a brave little nation of freedom-loving libertarians who just wanted to get on with their own lives, but those damned English tyrants kept trying to steal their homeland.

In fact, the borders of "England" and "Scotland" fluctuated regularly throughout the early and high middle ages, with neither side having a clear claim to them. And the Scots were often the aggressors - during the reign of Stephen, King David conquered much of northern England and sold many of its inhabitants into slavery - a practice abandoned by the English centuries before.

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gh0ti said:
That the Scots were a brave little nation of freedom-loving libertarians who just wanted to get on with their own lives, but those damned English tyrants kept trying to steal their homeland.

In fact, the borders of "England" and "Scotland" fluctuated regularly throughout the early and high middle ages, with neither side having a clear claim to them. And the Scots were often the aggressors - during the reign of Stephen, King David conquered much of northern England and sold many of its inhabitants into slavery - a practice abandoned by the English centuries before.

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And even later on we had the Border Reivers - Families from Scotland and England raiding eachother

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Reivers