Hitler asks for forgiveness.....

[Nightvalien]

put him thru all twilight movies then handle him a gun and see where it goes from there.

 

[Freeze_L]

Oh easy i say we go with war tribunal. I am a big believer in the need for regulation in the justice system. So ya he will be killed for war crimes by unanimous vote. If they were going for fitting punishment i would say death by human testing would be a fitting end.

 

[CarlsonAndPeeters]

I actually just went to the Holocaust Museum this week...needless to say I'm feeling pretty angry with Hitler. Death/life in prison is what he deserves.

 

[toothofymir]

I'll be sure to sure to tell that to my great-grandfather. I'm sure he'll be very sympathetic.

And as for your impossibly stupid quote, perhaps you should go and have genocide inflicted on your faith, and then see how long your feelings of pacifism and refusing to take vengeance last.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I tell him that I stand behind whatever Israel decides..

 

[Skyline16]

there is no way he could ever possibly make up for what he did
so, i have found the most brutal possible way of execution
In the netherlands, i believe it was, this was one of the main ways of execution
the executioner would break every single bone in the culprit's body, starting with the digits and moving in
a skilled executioner would do this with the culprit unconscious the entire time
then, they are placed on the rack because they can now conform to the circumference of the rack
they then die on the rack
even if he went through that, it would not be enough to make up enough for what he did

 

[drbarno]

Stick a pineapple up your ass!

can you tell me what film this is from? i cant remember.

Little Nicky.

 

[The Funslinger]

OT: Get him into a boxing match with Liam Neeson, then give him to the population of Israel for one day, but make sure he's still alive by the end (general condition doesn't matter as long as he's alive.) THEN put him in the concrete room.

Out of curiosity, why Liam Neeson? Surely a Jew or a Slav would be the boxer?

He played Oscar Schindler in Schindler's List. Plus he's a fairly imposing guy.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I'm all for foregivness.

Honestly, he had a pretty shit life, so yeah, but i'd punch him in the face first,

 

[Private Custard]

There is only one punishment fit for him.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

*pats on back* "It's okay.....the commies killed 20 times more then you did"

What is it with you and communism? Every thread I see where communism can be vaguely connected to it, you jump all over it with cleats and a backpack full of cement.

I just want justice to be brought. Not enough people know the horrid of the golodes and mao's starvation techniques.

 

[Socks and Shoes]

*pats on back* "It's okay.....the commies killed 20 times more then you did"

What is it with you and communism? Every thread I see where communism can be vaguely connected to it, you jump all over it with cleats and a backpack full of cement.

I just want justice to be brought. Not enough people know the horrid of the golodes and mao's starvation techniques.

Who do you want justice done to? The two perpetrators (Mao and Stalin) have been dead for decades.

 

[Sansha]

I'd kick my feet up, point at my shoes, look him in the eyes, and then I'd tell him:

"Go get your fucking shinebox."

This.

 

[Brandon237]

Peacefully stop one major conflict. No blood may be shed, except maybe his own, and the fighting and hostilities must stop. It must have been on the edge of at least civil war. If he can do that, then he has at least tried bloody hard!

 

[Littlee300]

I'd tell him he'd have to work on a sit-com I will be the creator of where he lives in the same house as a family of Jewish people.

HILARITY ENSUES!

He would slowly take over all of their rooms one by one until eventually the Americans next door get egged by their Japanese neighbors and decide to get involved in the neighborhood.

 

[Littlee300]

I'd ask him to take it up with the survivors of those who he persecuted, starting with Elie Weisel.

Ellie Wiesel is dead.

______________________________________
Give him to Israel.

 

[Qtoy]

I'd ask him to take it up with the survivors of those who he persecuted, starting with Elie Weisel.

Ellie Wiesel is dead.

______________________________________
Give him to Israel.

Believe it or not, he's still kicking.

 

[Ikaruga33]

Something constructive

Like personally going and apoligsing to the jewish familles and handing money too them (allowing the jews to punch him on the way out)


Ratting out the nazis

And then a shitton of community service

 

[Svenparty]

I'd send him to the Friends universe where he will dance in that damn fountain for eternity!

 

[Extragorey]

...forgiveness is available to all who deserve it.

Not at all; forgiveness is available from all those who are willing to give it, regardless of whether someone deserves it or not.

But no, I wouldn't forgive Hitler. Just... No.

At least, not until he's undone his actions 10 times over and proved to every living person that he's changed. Maybe then I would consider it.