Holiday Debacles

[wizzerd229]

So, my mom had bought my dad Blazing Saddles collectors edition for Christmas, yet today, he goes and buys the same exact DVD not knowing that my mom had already bought it, and hilarity ensued. My question is, what hilarious events have happened at your house on any holiday, Christmas or otherwise. Please, light hearted ones, not tragic ones, I intend this thread for laughs.
Edit: Can be any holiday, and doesn't have to pertain to gifts.

 

[Omikron009]

I got an Xbox magazine that I had already borrowed from a friend and read cover-to-cover. That one's sort of lame, but I can't think of anything better.

 

[Cabisco]

This christmas i got conned out of £5 for being nice. Me and a mate (via phone) said we would both pay halfs on a foofighters cd, i thought for £5 why not. I proceed to get a call about 20mins after buying it from a crazy friend saying she bought it for him for christmas. I proceeded to be nice and just pretend i didn't buy it, like i just forgot between putting the phone down and handing over cash what was happening...


One year i also got three copies of the same dvd, seriously fucked up. Especially when you consider i had the boxset! One look around my room would have avoided so much...

 

[Cherry Cola]

Nothing happens me, my life is boring...

Except that one time where I saved earth from aliens, but I don't remember much. I was sleepy that day.

 

[wizzerd229]

Nothing happens me, my life is boring...

Except that one time where I saved earth from aliens, but I don't remember much. I was sleepy that day.

bet that was awesome

 

[Ultress]

A year or two after my grandma died we started having Christmas at my Uncles house. So we have a white elephant gift exchange and one of the presents is this phallic shaped bullet, we had a hell of a good time making lewd jokes about it.

 

[BillyShakes]

When I was ten I got three copies of Junior Monopoly. I killed myself the next day.

 

[wizzerd229]

When I was ten I got three copies of Junior Monopoly. I killed myself the next day.

and yet you still were able to post

 

[BillyShakes]

When I was ten I got three copies of Junior Monopoly. I killed myself the next day.

and yet you still were able to post

I got better.

 

[wizzerd229]

When I was ten I got three copies of Junior Monopoly. I killed myself the next day.

and yet you still were able to post

I got better.

wait, you were turned into a newt, i thought you killed yourself

 

[Tekyro]

Nothing happens me, my life is boring...

Except that one time where I saved earth from aliens, but I don't remember much. I was sleepy that day.

Did you use your avatar's special move? Please tell me you used your avatar's special move.

 

[BillyShakes]

When I was ten I got three copies of Junior Monopoly. I killed myself the next day.

and yet you still were able to post

I got better.

wait, you were turned into a newt, i thought you killed yourself

It was a huge confusing situation. I don't want to talk about it.

 

[ultrachicken]

I ended up getting four copies of lego star wars. The strange part is that I didn't even put that on my wishlist

 

[wizzerd229]

When I was ten I got three copies of Junior Monopoly. I killed myself the next day.

and yet you still were able to post

I got better.

wait, you were turned into a newt, i thought you killed yourself

It was a huge confusing situation. I don't want to talk about it.

come on talk bout it

 

[wizzerd229]

Nothing happens me, my life is boring...

Except that one time where I saved earth from aliens, but I don't remember much. I was sleepy that day.

since this is my thread, what is you avatar?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Nothing happens me, my life is boring...

Except that one time where I saved earth from aliens, but I don't remember much. I was sleepy that day.

Did you use your avatar's special move? Please tell me you used your avatar's special move.

You mean give the aliens a seizure? Sure, and then I kicked them in their spaceballs. T'was awesome.

Nothing happens me, my life is boring...

Except that one time where I saved earth from aliens, but I don't remember much. I was sleepy that day.

since this is my thread, what is you avatar?

A flashing ninja-monkey.

 

[wizzerd229]

Nothing happens me, my life is boring...

Except that one time where I saved earth from aliens, but I don't remember much. I was sleepy that day.

Did you use your avatar's special move? Please tell me you used your avatar's special move.

You mean give the aliens a seizure? Sure, and then I kicked them in their spaceballs. T'was awesome.

Nothing happens me, my life is boring...

Except that one time where I saved earth from aliens, but I don't remember much. I was sleepy that day.

since this is my thread, what is you avatar?

A flashing ninja-monkey.

all right

 

[Shru1kan]

Nothing gift related, but we DID lace my vegetarian cousins pasta with beef broth and I DID hit on his girlfriend.

Gotta suck, being 28 and having a 17 year old entertaining your 26 year old girl. Then his dad made fun of him for that.

We don't hate him, we're just dicks.

 

[Aur0ra145]

My girlfriend and I were going to the movies Christmas Night (it's the only damn place open.) She got all dressed up and looked gorgrous. Well, after I picked her up we walked about fifteen feet outside of her front door, she broke a heel and just totally busted ass. It was hilariously funny, thankfully she thought so as well and she was okay.

 

[wizzerd229]

wow, I'm surprised only a few people can think of funny occurrences that happened during the holidays, so I'm retconing this to be funny things that have happened at any time