Holiday Debacles

[Tekyro]

Nothing happens me, my life is boring...

Except that one time where I saved earth from aliens, but I don't remember much. I was sleepy that day.

since this is my thread, what is you avatar?

Made of awesome.

 

[Keepitclean]

For me. A couple of years back we did the whole gift giving and receiving stuff and at about 9 am we all go down to the beach (just across the road) and dont come back for food until about 4pm by that time noone can be bothered with christmas lunch so we all jsut grab a bit of fruit or whatever, then its back to the beach until about 8 pm.
We had Christmas lunch on boxing day.
The funny bit about his is (and I can assure you this was not funny at the time) the whole time I was on the couch in massive pain(major headaches,sore muscles, nausia etc). I was suffering from dehydration because I had spent about 10 of the previous 48 hours on my mountain bike in the hot summer sun and only drinking about 6 litres of water a day.

 

[wizzerd229]

Nothing happens me, my life is boring...

Except that one time where I saved earth from aliens, but I don't remember much. I was sleepy that day.

since this is my thread, what is you avatar?

Made of awesome.

...is this thread.

 

[wizzerd229]

For me. A couple of years back we did the whole gift giving and receiving stuff and at about 9 am we all go down to the beach (just across the road) and dont come back for food until about 4pm by that time noone can be bothered with christmas lunch so we all jsut grab a bit of fruit or whatever, then its back to the beach until about 8 pm.
We had Christmas lunch on boxing day.
The funny bit about his is (and I can assure you this was not funny at the time) the whole time I was on the couch in massive pain(major headaches,sore muscles, nausia etc). I was suffering from dehydration because I had spent about 10 of the previous 48 hours on my mountain bike in the hot summer sun and only drinking about 6 litres of water a day.

hmm, massive pain, sore muscles, reminds me of Christmas 09 when i had a bad cold, ahh good times, like it was only 2 days ago

 

[Latinidiot]

Nothing happens me, my life is boring...

Except that one time where I saved earth from aliens, but I don't remember much. I was sleepy that day.

yeah i was there too.
I still haven't forgiven you, those aliens had the best intentions.
those 'weapons' they pointed at you were in fact space flowers, to welcome us to the interstellar council of awesome species.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Nothing happens me, my life is boring...

Except that one time where I saved earth from aliens, but I don't remember much. I was sleepy that day.

yeah i was there too.
I still haven't forgiven you, those aliens had the best intentions.
those 'weapons' they pointed at you were in fact space flowers, to welcome us to the interstellar council of awesome species.

Meh, I don't want to be member of some group that dies so easily.

 

[Aur0ra145]

My girlfriend and I were going to the movies Christmas Night (it's the only damn place open.) She got all dressed up and looked gorgrous. Well, after I picked her up we walked about fifteen feet outside of her front door, she broke a heel and just totally busted ass. It was hilariously funny, thankfully she thought so as well and she was okay.

Sorry mate, we've got different colloquilisms here, could you clarify. 'Busted ass' meaning falling over, ripping her clothes or ?
Don't mean to be rude, but I found the story funny and I enjoy different phrases from around the world.

For me... eating lunch at 4pm due to a whole series of unfortunate accidents.

"Busted Ass" generally refers to falling down in a very ungraceful way.

 

[Casual Shinji]

One Christmass my dog stole half the turkey off of the stove.

I come down stairs and I find the bastard eating it of the kitchen floor. Then he looks at me and starts waging his tail, completely oblivious of the amount of whoop-ass I'm about to unleash.

 

[wizzerd229]

One Christmass my dog stole half the turkey off of the stove.

I come down stairs and I find the bastard eating it of the kitchen floor. Then he looks at me and starts waging his tail, completely oblivious of the amount of whoop-ass I'm about to unleash.

reminds me of A Christmas Story