Holiday Pet Peeves

[Ultress]

I may love Christmas lights on all the houses, but I FUCKING HATE when people set them up before Thanksgiving. It's over a month in advance, why can't you celebrate one holiday at a time????

Pretty much this, I understand it's better to put them up when it's somewhat warmer but please wait till after thanksgiving,iyou look like a dumb ass having the lights flashing on November 1st.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Schools calling it "Winter Break." We all know it's Christmas break, just freaking say it out loud!

EDIT: Ohhhohohohoho, I remember this one. In late August, (August, people! It's still summer!) I saw a commercial for a Christmas princess Dora the Explorer on a horse or unicorn or something last year. I had a field day with my therapist on that one.

EDIT 2: Converters and Salvation Army.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The fuckwads that wake me up every morning at 08:00 giving me fliers and asking me to come to some boring, pointless seminary the day before Christmas about the life and death of Jesus Christ. I should sue them for harrasment...

The neighbour kids coming to my door and singing me Christmas songs, expecting me to give them treats or money when they're done. No, you batch of fuckwads, I won't give you sweats nor money because frankly I don't eat sweets and I'm not giving away my hard earned money to someone who spent 3 minutes annoying me. The other annoying thing is their parents coming to "lecture" me about how they're just kids and how I should give them something because if I don't I could "hurt their feelings". Yeah? Well they're your fucking waste of space, air and money, not mine. YOU should give a crap about their feelings, not me

Stores renting cars, putting loud speakers on them then using those speakers to advertise their products. Now appart from the fact that these speakers can pierce through even the most elaborate "shielding from sound" techniques, they also start "broadcasting" at 9 o fucking clock. Yeah, nice ruining my sleep schedule assholes.

I hate Christmas so, SO much.

That was quite a bit... do ya feel better?

 

[Chester41585]

Carolers. I get the awkward feeling that I should tip somebody.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

That was quite a bit... do ya feel better?

Appart from the sudden urge to kill someone, A-OK.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

That was quite a bit... do ya feel better?

Appart from the sudden urge to kill someone, A-OK.

Good.

 

[Smagmuck_]

When ever people get all hollly jolly... It really pisses me off...

 

[dex-dex]

the smell of actual pine trees in people's houses
i hate the smell of pine oh and the fact that people want me to be grinning from ear to ear 24/7
and they think i hate the holidays