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Shru1kan

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I turn 18 in about 4 hours. I need good ideas on what to do with my newfound "adult" status. I know I'm gonna buy the fanciest pipe I can find and just carry it around because I can.

And for another point.. this has been bugging me a little. The ads! For parental controls and drug intervention. I think those 2 missed the target demographic here by about a mile (restricted internet and drug advice for moms? Who wants/ is either? (inb4 lolz I want your mum)). I know it's cash and keeps the Escapist free, but I can't help but laugh when one pops up.
 

Timotei

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Happy Birthday I guess. Make it one to remember, because your next big one you might not.
 

MentalBakura

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Happy soon-to-be birthday! Umm... you could always go buy yourself a pint? I dunno, turning 18 wasn't a holy crap moment for me. It's very handy being a legal adult, but it didn't really hit me quickly.
 

JRCB

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Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear (insert name here)!
Happy birthday to you!

Wait, maybe I shouldn't have copied that cue card word for word. Oh well.

And I do not understand that ad thing. The ads for me are for the CityKids foundation.
 

teisjm

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dunno, if you're american (just guessing since most people here are) 18 is pretty different from denmark.

In Denmark you can get a drivers licence when you turn 18, but you already have that earlier.
You can go to bars, which you'll have to wait 3 more years for as far as i know.
And i can vote, which is kinda useless, cause i's assume your politicians is pretty much the same bunch of filthy liars as they are here in Denmark.

Also, i wanna lulz at your mom.
 

quiet_samurai

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Go out and buy a pack of cigaretts and smoke the shit out of them. And if you live in anywhere but the USA go buy a beer too.
 

DemonicVixen

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Believe me, being 18 isn't all that much fun. And you loose a lot of fun things in life, such as you can't hit anyone who is younger then you because you are now an adult.
 

Generator

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Hey, it's my birthday too! Unfortunately, I'm only 17, so you got a leg up on me.

Well, Happy Birthday! Make it one to remember!
 

Kuchinawa212

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Happy birthday

Yeah what are with these ads. I clicked on and the lady uses the apple iphone app to type in a game in which "Lasers fired from arm cannon causes robots and limbs explode" But the game back cover had E10+ So what was so what's up with that?
 

Dorian

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Go flash someone your naughty bits while you're still classified as a minor and shielded from becoming a sex offender! :D

Option 1: Ignore them, like I do.
Option 2: Take it up with the Tech Team.

Take your pick.
 

Tiny116

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If you don't have a friend to do it to you like I did (this was my 20th but hell should have been my 18)

Make a Dirty Pint, bloody fantastic. (Lots of shots topped up with Ale)
If you're American...unlucky leave that idea til you're 21. If you're T-Total, fair enough.
 

Shru1kan

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Tiny116 said:
Make a Dirty Pint, bloody fantastic. (Lots of shots topped up with Ale)
If you're American...unlucky leave that idea til you're 21. If you're T-Total, fair enough.
Gah. Yeah I'm American but that does sound great.