Holy Crap!

[Tiny116]

Make a Dirty Pint, bloody fantastic. (Lots of shots topped up with Ale)
If you're American...unlucky leave that idea til you're 21. If you're T-Total, fair enough.

Gah. Yeah I'm American but that does sound great.

Damn that does suck, In which case the only thing I can suggest is do everything that was illegal to you previously, just like your planning to do with your pipe! (Or spend your birthday somewhere in Europe)

 

[Shru1kan]

Make a Dirty Pint, bloody fantastic. (Lots of shots topped up with Ale)
If you're American...unlucky leave that idea til you're 21. If you're T-Total, fair enough.

Gah. Yeah I'm American but that does sound great.

Damn that does suck, In which case the only thing I can suggest is do everything that was illegal to you previously, just like your planning to do with your pipe! (Or spend your birthday somewhere in Europe)

I figured I can vote while smoking and gambling at a strip club, scratching off lottery tickets.

 

[darkless]

Remember if you leave the pub on your own power you didn't do it right.

 

[Tiny116]

Make a Dirty Pint, bloody fantastic. (Lots of shots topped up with Ale)
If you're American...unlucky leave that idea til you're 21. If you're T-Total, fair enough.

Gah. Yeah I'm American but that does sound great.

Damn that does suck, In which case the only thing I can suggest is do everything that was illegal to you previously, just like your planning to do with your pipe! (Or spend your birthday somewhere in Europe)

I figured I can vote while smoking and gambling at a strip club, scratching off lottery tickets.

*grins* you'll be just fine

 

[x0ny]

Happy 18th birthday Shru1kan!
I didn't make a big deal of becoming 18, for a start I had my A-Levels to worry about (the qualification you need to get into university(college)). But hey, at least you can now buy 18+ games all by yourself.

 

[Shru1kan]

I love how half of these are like "sweet!" and the others make me want to cry and cut myself.. ahh the internets. Haven't failed me yet.

 

[Akkiko]

Go to a porn site, bypass the "I am 18" warning and think to yourself that for once you're not lying about it.

 

[thenoblitt]

I turn 18 in about 4 hours. I need good ideas on what to do with my newfound "adult" status. I know I'm gonna buy the fanciest pipe I can find and just carry it around because I can.

And for another point.. this has been bugging me a little. The ads! For parental controls and drug intervention. I think those 2 missed the target demographic here by about a mile (restricted internet and drug advice for moms? Who wants/ is either? (inb4 lolz I want your mum)). I know it's cash and keeps the Escapist free, but I can't help but laugh when one pops up.

you sir are a genius for that pipe idea

 

[Shru1kan]

I greet you all from the land of being 18! Tee hee.

Now to go buy a pipe... I hope there's a snow day today. (its just past midnight here)

 

[madcap2112]

As Patton Oswalt says, 18 is special because you can buy a gun and you can vote. Go celebrate by shooting a hole through a voting ballot.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Guns?

Hookers?

Guns and Hookers?