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manythings

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I would call this a conditional jackpot. I don't know if I'd want to have sex with someone I don't actually know.
 

Jark212

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If your going for it (I wouldn't recommend it) keep this in mind:

1) It may be a trap
2) USE PROTECTION
3) It may be a trap
4) USE PROTECTION
5) USE PROTECTION
 

PurpleLeafRave

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KaiRai said:
I'd say leave it, if she's willing to 'show you the ropes' then despite what he says, she is a slut.
In fact, she almost sounds like a prostitute.
That last line made me piss myself. Shes a metal head. I swear you don't get metal head sluts.
 

Angry Caterpillar

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KaiRai said:
I'd say leave it, if she's willing to 'show you the ropes' then despite what he says, she is a slut.
In fact, she almost sounds like a prostitute.
Yeah, pretty much this.
"I'm not a slut or anything, I just like to have sex with every guy some other guy happens to tell me about on the phone."
Yuuuuup.

That said, I wouldn't do it simply because hopefully my future loved-one would get a laugh out of the nervousness.
 

EeveeElectro

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MCDeltaT said:
Is she fat?
There's more to life than looks and a girls size. I'm fat and have a boyfriend. *gasp*

Anyway, I'd prefer to find my own boyfriend who I want to sleep with. Sounds very formal and arranged. She might have a little time table on the fridge.
8PM: sex
8:15: cigarette
8:20 spooning
8:30 sex again
8:45 sandwich.

Haha. Anyway, I'd say no. You don't want to lose it that way.
 

Liberaliter

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Go for it, wear a condom and chances are you'll be fine. Besides, opportunities like this should be taken without thought.
 

Angry Caterpillar

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PurpleLeafRave said:
KaiRai said:
I'd say leave it, if she's willing to 'show you the ropes' then despite what he says, she is a slut.
In fact, she almost sounds like a prostitute.
That last line made me piss myself. Shes a metal head. I swear you don't get metal head sluts.
Saying you don't get [x] [y] is ridiculous. You get every kind of every thing eventually, that includes metal head sluts. Your call, but don't rule something out just because you feel like it.
 

Davrel

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If she is attractive, disease-free, and not liable to go around saying you raped her then: you are perhaps one of the luckiest men alive.

That is all. Though it could make things between you and your friend awkward.

/thread.
 

MCDeltaT

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Well then it all really depends on how desperate you are to have sex. Some of my friends were so desperate they did it with any girl who would, I did with my girlfriend of 2 years, another friend of mine is considering going to Amsterdam to find a prostitute. I doubt anyone is in a position to judge you for whatever you choose to do, but most people would kill to be in your position.
 

Lemon Of Life

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Nah, best let me go in first, I'll give you the signal when it's safe to follow.

But seriously, it depends on how much importance you place on having sex with someone you love, though honestly, if this girl is being serious, and is attractive, then I'd probably do it.
 

tunnel b1

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GET THE FUCK OVER THERE RIGHT AWAY YOU LUCKY SON OF A *****!!!Why the hell are you asking complete strangers?Are you sure you're not gay?
 

PurpleLeafRave

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Lemon Of Life said:
Nah, best let me go in first, I'll give you the signal when it's safe to follow.

But seriously, it depends on how much importance you place on having sex with someone you love, though honestly, if this girl is being serious, and is attractive, then I'd probably do it.
Ok, you can be the bottom of the trench coat.

She is being serious, she is attractive, and my best mate assures me she is not a slut. Although how sure he is I don't know.
I think she is experienced, but only like 2 or 3 times experienced.
I say only because sluts have it more than that.
 

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Simalacrum said:
Ok, seriously, don't go through with it.

Its perfectly normal to be a virgin at your age dude, no need to hurry things along with someone you don't even know.

Also, why is this in gaming discussion? Its an off-topic thread, mate :p
I agree with this. Don't do it you should wait until your ready and until you find that special someone. I didn't lose my virginity until i was 18 i waited until i felt it was right and i did it with someone i love.