Holy Sh*t !

[Kaptajn Emil Alfred Conan Swagga Benzon]

Øv! Du er da vist en pølse!

 

[dragonburner]

AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Fuck!

I guess...

 

[TehCookie]

GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

Fun fact: Jesus's middle name is Fucking.

 

[Burst6]

me: so i told him "why don't you do it"
friend: umm... dude?
me: what? What could possibly be more important than my story
friend: your shoulder
me: what about it
friend: you just took a shot
me: don't be silly. I don't drink.
friend: no let me rephrase that, you got shot.
me: "have been shot" you mean
friend: no need to turn grammar Nazi on me.
me: it's just how i am. Heil Lehrer!
friend: lehrer?
me: means teacher in german
friend: aah clever... what were we talking about?
me: i forgot. want to get a sandwich?
friend: sure.

 

[Dyme]

Krankenhaus. Schnell.

 

[DanielBrown]

Aaaaah! Vad i helvete?!
"What the hell?!"

 

[Mechsoap]

''Fuckstickle!'' no really, its a word.... in my world at least...

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"OH SWEET F*CKING HELL WHAT THE F*CK!?!?"

 

[Trilbi]

I'd hold whatever I want to say in and istead direct my focus to killing the sonnuvabitch who shot me.

 

[faspxina]

 

[LogicNProportion]

GOD-DAMMIT!

 

[martin's a madman]

Haha, I'm actually pretty articulate when I get hurt.

For example, we were making motors in physics, and we have to run battery energy through wiring, it gets very hot when doing this.

I accidentally touched the wire, and in the time most people would take to say 'fuck' I said 'Ah, the coil is extremely hot and it burned me'.

 

[Tenky]

"Tu est un petit merde et ta mere est un chienne du merde!"

Put that in Google translate, if you dare.

Yeah... don't use google translate to cuss... it's just not coherent at all in french.

Interestingly enough, the french canadian swears or cusses are ususaly all about desecrating church relics/words. Of course "fuck" kinda went international... Then again I never got why "Fornication Under Conscent of the King" ever became something everyone would yell as a cuss in State that went Independant. Can someone enlighten me on that one?

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

I would look directly at the person who shot me and say "you bumder!"

 

[ultimateownage]

LOOK AT ME, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM

Cookie for reference :3

Louis from Left 4 Dead?
O.T. Probably "Oh for the love of god I can't feel my arm!"

 

[UltraDeth]

Fucking gobshite this hurts! Oh, shitting hell, it stings so bad!

 

[smearyllama]

"Tu est un petit merde et ta mere est un chienne du merde!"

Put that in Google translate, if you dare.

Yeah... don't use google translate to cuss... it's just not coherent at all in french.

Interestingly enough, the french canadian swears or cusses are ususaly all about desecrating church relics/words. Of course "fuck" kinda went international... Then again I never got why "Fornication Under Conscent of the King" ever became something everyone would yell as a cuss in State that went Independant. Can someone enlighten me on that one?

Actually, I know the French myself, but I'm not that fluent.
My sentence structure is pretty bad, but I've only been in class since September.
Still, that's better than a lot of people in my class can do, so there.

 

[MrShowerHead]

LOOK AT ME, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM

Cookie for reference :3

Left 4 Dead, Louis, if I remember right

OT: WHAT? MY HAND!
or
As you can see, I've taken a hit to my shoulder. It's nothing serious but I'm bleeding badly.

Cookie for references

 

[moloha]

Cypriot: A GAM... TIN MAN... MAL... TIN MANA SOU RE MALAKISMENE MASTRAPPA GEMATE PUTTOZUMO! AAARGH GAMOTO!

English: Ow Fu... Your moth... Assho... YOUR MOTHER YOU JERKED OFF BUCKET OF **** JUICE!!!! ARGH FUCK!

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

NO WAY!

HAX!!! GET THE MODERATOR TO BAN THIS GUY!

Freaking hackers.

Because I hate being shot in cod by damn hackers.