Holy Sh*t !

[UltraDeth]

GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

Fun fact: Jesus's middle name is Fucking.

I always wondered does saying Jesus Fucking Christ mean just that? Him actully fucking himself?

Have you ever heard the curse "Christ on a bike"?

 

[joemegson94]

AAARGH!


(Better type some stuff here to reduce the chance of getting a message about short posts. I did just want to post that first bit originally, but don't want to end up getting suspended or something.)

 

[Latinidiot]

Every single one. I will shout every single word I can think of.

AGH! SODDEN PROCRASTINATION!

I'd probably never been hit at all. you know, with me being such a fine young gentleman and eve-*BLAM*

ow....

*sob*

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

I'd probably use mother fuckin fuck fucker and **** in a sentence probably multiple times as well.

 

[TehCookie]

GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

Fun fact: Jesus's middle name is Fucking.

I always wondered does saying Jesus Fucking Christ mean just that? Him actully fucking himself?

Well since Christ is his last name it could be his family. However that's even worse, I'm just going to forget I said that.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

suck it up and grit my teeth.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

LEROY JENKINS!!!!

But all seriousness probably some thing like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CK76]

French the llama!

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

Swear and wonder why I was walking around in Manchester!

SAY WHAT NOW?

[retreat] I mean..it's a lovely part of town! [/retreat]

[target=Kaboose the Moose]/cast very sinister stare

Feeling... urge... to... SHANK U UP BLAD, WA' U BE SAYIN' 'BOUT MANCHESTA MAN A GET ME MANDEMS N PUT U IN THA GROUND.

Sorry, my Mancunian senses were overwhelming... blad.

*twitches*

 

[gabe12301]

*looks at shoulder* *stares calmly at nearest person* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA my F**king shoulder!!!!!!!!.

 

[TimbukTurnip]

'You're a shit shot mate!'

 

[Jodah]

*Glance at wound* Ouch...that hurt...

 

[Lekonua]

"OW! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?"

Then, later...

"So that's what being shot feels like."

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

me: so i told him "why don't you do it"
friend: umm... dude?
me: what? What could possibly be more important than my story
friend: your shoulder
me: what about it
friend: you just took a shot
me: don't be silly. I don't drink.
friend: no let me rephrase that, you got shot.
me: "have been shot" you mean
friend: no need to turn grammar Nazi on me.
me: it's just how i am. Heil Lehrer!
friend: lehrer?
me: means teacher in german
friend: aah clever... what were we talking about?
me: i forgot. want to get a sandwich?
friend: sure.

Win!

OT:AAAHHH There's Red Jam on my face! Oh well, It'll evaporate in a second and then i can go back to this sandwich..... [looks at empty hands; then looks at floor]......************!

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK?!

 

[strangemoose]

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

 

[Loud Noise]

Nothing. Too much shock.

 

[TheStickman]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

DAMMIT! *Stomps on ground*

 

[The Wykydtron]

Oh... i appear to have been shot...Righto let's mosey on down to this helpful ambulence shall we?

 

[whycantibelinus]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMMIT!

Probably that, then just a whole slew of muttering profanity.