Home alone

[Neonbob]

Why thank you...too bad I'm not wearing one! And I see you behind that bush. The screen glow kinda gives you away...I'm gonna have to let your superior-hold on a sec-
*Grabs scope*
-Fred, know that you compromised your position...back to training with you!

D:

Muahahahahaha! You aren't moving. Why not? I'm getting my crossbow. Hold that pose, will you? It'll make a great picture!

 

[Weaver]

I've only been home alone three times!

The first time I was home alone it was something like this:

Though it happened again and it was more like this:

we'll just pretend it didn't happen a third time.

 

[Neonbob]

Muahahahahaha! You aren't moving. Why not? I'm getting my crossbow. Hold that pose, will you? It'll make a great picture!

-swiftly flees-

*leans out window*
Run, Liam! Run!
hehehe.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Torture small animals to death. Wait, what? Bruce, get back behind the mental wall! I will not allow you to disgrace me on the Escapist! Stupid schizophrenia...

Really, though, I watch TV, fool around on my computer, sing at the top of my lungs along with Metallica, Disturbed and Pink Floyd, and build Magic decks (only if I'm really bored though, asmy deck building strategy requires several hours of dedicated thought).

 

[Weaver]

Torture small animals to death. Wait, what? Bruce, get back behind the mental wall! I will not allow you to disgrace me on the Escapist! Stupid schizophrenia...

Really, though, I watch TV, fool around on my computer, sing at the top of my lungs along with Metallica, Disturbed and Pink Floyd, and build Magic decks (only if I'm really bored though, asmy deck building strategy requires several hours of dedicated thought).

Contrary to popular and continuously perplexing belief schizophrenia is NOT split personality disorder.

 

[Neonbob]

Muahahahahaha! You aren't moving. Why not? I'm getting my crossbow. Hold that pose, will you? It'll make a great picture!

-swiftly flees-

*leans out window*
Run, Liam! Run!
hehehe.

Okay I think we've filled this thread with homoerotic spam enough. TO THE NEXT ONE.

Wherever shall we go with our tag-team post boosting chats?

Torture small animals to death. Wait, what? Bruce, get back behind the mental wall! I will not allow you to disgrace me on the Escapist! Stupid schizophrenia...

Really, though, I watch TV, fool around on my computer, sing at the top of my lungs along with Metallica, Disturbed and Pink Floyd, and build Magic decks (only if I'm really bored though, asmy deck building strategy requires several hours of dedicated thought).

Good choice in music! And the small animals thing is quite fun

 

[FredFredburgur]

I play with my Zippo. =/. Kinda sad.

 

[ri0thex]

I usually occupy myself with redundant tasks. The occasional writing of a song, playing and or practicing said song on my guitar ungodly loud, then getting a call from my landlord about the neighbors complaining. Games help too at times, but I find alot of the time I just sit there thinking about playing one, and never end up actually doing it, while I listen to other music or do dirty things you don't want to know about. It varies greatly I suppose, but something I have noticed is some of you fellas are just freaks.

Oh and I'll channel surf too, until I find something semi interesting to watch. Which rarely happens whenever you just have basic cable, and not digital goodness .

 

[flare09]

I practice on my musical skills. Very quietly though, since I live in an apartment building. However there are people in my building way louder than me that don't get bitched at...

 

[RagnorakTres]

Contrary to popular and continuously perplexing belief schizophrenia is NOT split personality disorder.

It isn't? Whoops...

 

[Gizmo]

I'll just game and crank the music. UNLESS A HOCKEY GAME IS ON in that case i go down stairs with 2 pillows and a 2L bottle of pop or juice a bag of chips and then turn the big screen on tune in and enjoy.

 

[ri0thex]

I practice on my musical skills. Very quietly though, since I live in an apartment building. However there are people in my building way louder than me that don't get bitched at...

See that's my issue too, but until my fellow neighbors turn down their shitty music, and ridiculously loud TVs, I'll strum the shit outta my guitar until they can't stand it anymore. It's like a war, but instead of guns, it's fought with ridiculously loud noises. Maybe guns would be more fun, and probably even a tad bit more interesting..... I must look into making this change. >_>

 

[Doom_bringer58]

well, if no one's home, i ditch all my clothes and put on a hula skirt while juggling three tangerines with faces drawn on them. but seriously, i just sit back and watch the simpsons

 

[mrhockey220]

Perhaps you could defeat thieves using hilarious dangerous booby traps, all tied precariously togethor based only around the notion that each trap will be encountered in the sequence you expected.
The villians will also recover from explosion, burns and extreme force to the skull with ease.

Do I feel Home Alone coming on?

 

[mrhockey220]

I'll just game and crank the music. UNLESS A HOCKEY GAME IS ON in that case i go down stairs with 2 pillows and a 2L bottle of pop or juice a bag of chips and then turn the big screen on tune in and enjoy.

Dude who doesnt do that do that when a hockey game is on? Unless your team is eliminated from the playoffs like mine

 

[ri0thex]

I'll just game and crank the music. UNLESS A HOCKEY GAME IS ON in that case i go down stairs with 2 pillows and a 2L bottle of pop or juice a bag of chips and then turn the big screen on tune in and enjoy.

Dude who doesnt do that do that when a hockey game is on? Unless your team is eliminated from the playoffs like mine

Mine is still goin strong lol, go pens!

 

[ri0thex]

Well getting naked is obviously a given, it's what you do when you're naked that's interesting....

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Practice drums, because no one is around to ***** that they can't hear the fucking disney channel...

 

[Weaver]

Perhaps you could defeat thieves using hilarious dangerous booby traps, all tied precariously togethor based only around the notion that each trap will be encountered in the sequence you expected.
The villians will also recover from explosion, burns and extreme force to the skull with ease.

doesn't he get shot in the dick with a nailgun too?

 

[BubbleGumSnareDrum]

I like to lounge around butt fuckin' nekkid when I'm home alone.