Home alone

[Double A]

Booby-trap your house.

 

[micky]

dechila and all your closest friends and maybe some girls, its always fun

 

[Flying Dagger]

Urgh a little put off at the amount of people suggesting a 15 year old has orgies...

Though the only answer you can have is have a few mates over and... STAR WARS MARATHON.
(if not a fan of Star Wars, Saw is an adequate replacement, or lord of the rings.)

Remember a proper star wars marathon starts with episode 4, then once you've watched them all once, you watch the original three again so you end in the right place.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Get a friend round, look up a pancake recipe, make about 4-5 times as much as the recipe says, smoke some, and eat pancakes all weekend. Pancakes only. You can have your liquids and drinks and stuff, but only if it's in your pancakes. It'll be a challenge, and it'll be tasty.

That's probably the best suggestion I've ever read. That beats the shit out of any party ever.

OP, you MUST do this!

 

[Tsunimo]

Dance party with some good techno.

YES! best idea i've seen.

 

[The Bum]

Learn to speak tanzanian.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Masturbate, just to get it out of the way. Get someone to buy a bottle of Jack for you, and drink everything in the fridge straight out of the container.

As the wise Wizard Gandalf said..."Fap, you fools!"

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

HAVE LOTS OF SECKS.

or whatever.

 

[SliverBlade]

Sweet rave party/party with everyone.

 

[Hazy]

good techno.

Oxymoron detected.

Objection.

Anyway, relax and have a good time. Throw a party if you must, but have fun.

 

[TheTim]

Dude, party all weekend long. get like 10 thirty packs and go to town.

 

[kalakashi]

I can't wait 'till sunday evening, find out what he got up to in the end. I hope he ate loads of pancakes.

 

[ottenni]

Go cow tipping. Its bound to be entertaining!

And if you don't have access to cows.

go to the hardware store, buy a 2" valve, a 4" by 4 foot long length of PVC pipe, a 4" pipe end cap, a 2" by 6 foot long length of PVC, PVC connecting supplies, a pressure gage, an air pump hookup, and adaptor parts to get 4" down to 2".
Make an air cannon.
Spend the weekend battering your back fence with whatever fits down the barrel.

This will do just nicely.

 

[Code Monkey]

You have the house to yourself, and an internet connection.

Need I say more?

 

[hyperhammy]

wow... the weekend is mostly over sooo no need to comment anymore. KTHXBYE

 

[Duskwaith]

Pizza+alcohol+drunken people you dont know+hot drunken people with no standards for the night+your own bed= How you should celebrate a free house

 

[firedfns13]

good techno.

Oxymoron detected.

I'd propose eating. Foods always good. Don't if you're fat.

In a sea of garbage music... no genre is good.