Home Invasion. What would YOU do?

[aebonhawk]

Heres the scenario:
4 men enter your house armed.
They tie up your family in the kitchen but you manage to hide under your bed on the second floor.
There is no way out but to incapacitate the invaders.
You have no gun, knife or otherwise obvious weapons.
There is one man on the floor your on, two guarding your family, and one in the basement.

What do you do?

Will you play it like Sam fisher and take them out silently? or Macgyver something out of bathroom products to use as a weapon or signaling device? Or are you just a brute who can snap a man in two?

The more fanciful the better.

EDIT: you have no way of contacting the police.

 

[Zetsubou]

I'll use my mutated anthrax on them. It's normally used for duck hunting, but it'll have to do. Reference cookie up for grabs

Probably stealth for me, an improvised weapon or two for quick kills on the move.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I would call the police... and then when they are distracted, kill them with a wiffle bat.

I'll use my mutated anthrax on them. It's normally used for duck hunting, but it'll have to do. Reference cookie up for grabs

FUTURAMA! Woot.

 

[Curtmiester]

I'll throw my Wii at them.

 

[lwm3398]

Grab a lamp that is on. Screw the light-bulb out, and shove it in the guys neck while it's hot. Take his gun or whatever weapon he was using to guard the room, then run down and do what I can.

Really, I think I'd barrel down quick, tackle one guy, shoot the other, take whatever shots tackled guy gives and then put a bullet in him.

If I'm extremely lucky.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Call the police, and grab my penny bank which weighs about 6 lbs (it's an eagle that you give a penny too and it drops it into the nest, it's really old), smash it over the head of the one who's on my floor, grab his weapon, and wait for the cops to come. I live less than a mile from the PD, they'll be here soon enough.

 

[Radeonx]

Pull out the cane sword in my room and go Bruce Willis-Pulp Fiction on their asses.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I would shoot them, as I have a gun underneath my bed. Seriously man, I live in Texas. Don't fuck with people who live in Texas... We have guns.

 

[Buschmaki]

Run the hell out leaving my family and friends. One of them probably has something to do with it like owning a bank screw those guys

 

[lwm3398]

I would shoot them, as I have a gun underneath my bed. Seriously man, I live in Texas. Don't fuck with people who live in Texas... We have guns.

And dogs that are allowed to kill home invaders.

Making that gun unnecessary.

Just a thought.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Well that sucks, doesn't it. There's no way you can take out the two that are together without getting everyone else killed. Why are they in my house anyway? They get kicks from randomly holding people hostage?

 

[Zhalath]

Use my magic hourglass, go back in time, and don't let them in my house.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

No obvious weapons in my room? Anything can be a weapon, in the right hands. I have hockey sticks and power cables and weights. What would I do? I'd tool the fuck up.

 

[Zetsubou]

I would call the police... and then when they are distracted, kill them with a wiffle bat.

I'll use my mutated anthrax on them. It's normally used for duck hunting, but it'll have to do. Reference cookie up for grabs

FUTURAMA! Woot.

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/super_mario_cookie.jpg
Not quite sure how to paste a picture or do spoilers.... but that was the first result for cookie lol. enjoy

 

[aebonhawk]

Well that sucks, doesn't it. There's no way you can take out the two that are together without getting everyone else killed. Why are they in my house anyway? They get kicks from randomly holding people hostage?

for the sake of this hypothetical situation yes.

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

I have a loaded 12 gauge under my bed. They wouldn't make it past the first room.

 

[geldonyetich]

This is why you install AI controlled gatling cannons in the ceiling.

Honestly? I've got a cell phone. Cops could be right over.

Granted, given my apparent psychic powers to know how many invaders there are and where they're located at from the comfort of my bedroom, I'd probably just explode their brains by willing it.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Fatality, Fatality, Animality, Friendship...psyche, Fatality. Sexual Harassment Panda wins. Flawless victory.

 

[Deathman101]

Get out my Baseball Bat
...Bonk!

 

[LockHeart]

I'd grab the Napoleonic-era sabre that's stashed in the corner of my room and make a horrible mess of them. Bah, damn firearms laws in this country...