To be fair that one scene from that Resident Evil movie (the third one I think...) with all the zombie birds that explode in a giant fireball was pretty badass... Major highlight of that movie.
As for my favorite bad movie... Shoot 'Em Up. It's just filled with moments where you can see something coming and then it happens and you groan. But in a really appreciative way.
It's nice to see a movie that isn't trying to be anything but mindless gunfights and fun. A movie where every problem is solved by guns, murder and carrots. A movie where you keep watching to see how they could possibly overstep the bounds of reality MORE than they already have.
And let me tell you, when in the first minute of the movie you see a man get stabbed through the throat with a carrot, its difficult to top... But it is topped. Constantly. Mid air gunfights, a gunfight with bits of string and wood. More carrots. A lactating hooker who caters to wealthy businessmen...
Know what...? I'm gonna watch it again. Best $5 spent of my life.
Also, Clive Owen is pretty awesome. Imagine if Clive Owens character Dwight from Sin City had an entire movie to himself, but instead of gritty film noir it was a story told by a 12 year old.
