Horrible stuff that makes you laugh

[blackrave]

Spoiler: RIP Paul Walker

Stolen from Ze Escapist Paul Walker article

Shame on us, doomed from the start
May God have mercy on our dirty little hearts
Shame on us for all we have done
And all we ever were. Just zeroes and ones


I think there is new circle of hell under construction just for a-holes who laugh at this tragedy
Well, at least I'm not going to be lonely there :'(

 

[Strazdas]

I was watching Elysium few days ago, and there is a scene where a guys face is blown off by a granade. Like very graphically blown off face liquifying it from the blast. Dont know but i bursted out laughing.

I also like saying "Jew/Jews" because it rolls off the tongue well and NOT because I'm Anti-Semitic, I swear

Wait, so we cant say Jew now?

 

[Queen Michael]

There was a woman who had died, and gone to meet God.
"WELCOME, MY CHILD," God said. "YOU HAVE BEEN FAITHFUL TO ME AND HONORED ME ALL YOUR LIFE, SO I WILL REWARD YOU BY ANSWERING ONE QUESTION THAT YOU HAVE, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS."
The woman only needed to think for a second. "The Holocaust, oh Lord. Why? Just... Why?"
God was quiet for a while, and then answered:

Spoiler: Extremely offensive punchline inside. Do not click if you're not okay with that.

"WELL, I SUPPOSE NOT EVERYBODY CAN APPRECIATE THAT KIND OF HUMOR."

 

[Mangod]

Terrible things that make me laugh?...

Every episode of What The F*** Is Wrong With You. Every. One.

Here's a link. http://blip.tv/radio-dead-air/wtfiwwy-how-much-is-that-baby-in-the-window-8-5-13-6627413

 

[joest01]

Is it just me or does Benny Hill make everything funny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1bJnd4Yy7s

 

[mrhappy1489]

The orphans in Futurama. They just get so pathetically sad it just makes me laugh.

I don't think that's a bad thing, I find the orphans hilarious. A scene in particular that stands out is the episode leela makes then TV show, and Bender starts blackmailing her and for no reason he's just standing on Albert and he just kind of pathetically says "Why is someone standing on me?" That scene just had me balling with tears of laughter.

OT, I don't quite know. I appreciate humor in all of its forms so if something is well delivered and genuinely hilarious I will laugh at, but I couldn't narrow down something specific.

 

[Mangod]

Is it just me or does Benny Hill make everything funny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1bJnd4Yy7s

Swedish comedy "show" Knappnytt acually did this once, where they were counting down communist genocides throughout history, interrupting the segment halfway through to announce that "Benny Hill music makes everything funny!".

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

In the same vein, This made me laugh waaaaay more than it probably should have.

Spoiler

Oh My God... I laughed so hard, I'm sorry. That was freaking hilarious.

As for the OP, pretty much everything posted in this thread, Cyanide and Happiness' Depressing Comic Weeks, and this joke ---->
The joke starts around 0:40.

 

[windlenot]

Spoiler: Extremely offensive punchline inside. Do not click if you're not okay with that.

"WELL, I SUPPOSE NOT EVERYBODY CAN APPRECIATE THAT KIND OF HUMOR."

Thaaaat was a pretty funny joke. I can really laugh at these terribly offensive jokes. It's all about timing, anything can be used as a joke, I'd say. I continually proclaim that the best way to get rid of world hunger is to eat all the hungry people.

 

[Vausch]

The orphans in Futurama. They just get so pathetically sad it just makes me laugh.

I don't think that's a bad thing, I find the orphans hilarious. A scene in particular that stands out is the episode leela makes then TV show, and Bender starts blackmailing her and for no reason he's just standing on Albert and he just kind of pathetically says "Why is someone standing on me?" That scene just had me balling with tears of laughter.

OT, I don't quite know. I appreciate humor in all of its forms so if something is well delivered and genuinely hilarious I will laugh at, but I couldn't narrow down something specific.

I know, right? That one episode where they show up at the skating rink Leela's date rented out just had me laughing so hard but feeling guilty for doing so.

Leela: This might be the only chance they ever get to skate here their whole lives!

Nina: We came here instead of eating today.

*later*

Warden: Come on kids, you can all skate around in the gymnasium in your socks.

Sally: What socks?

 

[cojo965]

It's way way waaaaaay too soon for this. I mean, the man JUST died in what was probably a very painful death where he will be considered "Lucky" if he was killed on impact.

C'mon tippy2k2, you're better than this!

Spoiler: RIP Paul Walker

Stolen from Ze Escapist Paul Walker article

I'm....not......going.....to.......laugh....

*Snicker........

Alright, that's pretty freaking hilarious.

Besides that specific example, I deal with fear by making fun of whatever I'm petrified of. So everyone's favorite Escapist user was sitting in the lobby of a Sky Diving adventure that he is about to embark upon. I...am....petrified. However, it's something I've always wanted to do and unfortunately, I got myself yelled at for doing it. "tippy2k2, you sexy God of a Man, stop leaving us on the edge of our seats, how did you deal with your fear?" I hear you ask.

"Oh Hey! Skydiving magazines" says tippy2k2 aloud for some reason. "Oh hey! Death statistics and sky diving accidents in the back! You know what might be fun? Let's start reading these off to everyone in the group!"

Flight Instructor was not amused for some reason

Okay you got me, that was good. But could I get some context behind that gif? What the hell was that guy driving, a Pinto?

 

[tippy2k2]

Okay you got me, that was good. But could I get some context behind that gif? What the hell was that guy driving, a Pinto?

I have zero clue where the gif came from. I stole it from the Official Paul Walker news story from a forum member who had stolen it from Facebook.

The beginning is from 2Fast2Furious (or so I've been told). I don't know if the second half is a parody, something that actually happened, from a movie, or anything about it.

 

[VanQ]

I found this to be a rather funny joke even though I shouldn't have. I've yet to tell a person, male or female, politically correct or not, that didn't get at least a smile out of it.

"Recently, scientists began to suspect that alcohol contains trace amount of female hormones in it. To test their theory, they gave 100 men 12 pints of beer each. Their theory was proven correct when 100% of the men began to talk nonsense and lost the ability to drive."

Seriously, tell this joke to someone with a straight face, making it out to be as though this was a legitimate study. Once they realize they've been had you'll likely get a laugh out of them.


I also find this to be absolutely horrible yet absolutely hilarious.

 

[Itchi_da_killa]

I love this freaking joke too much...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1boEJ2qPWo

... and I watch this video for a quick laugh before going to work sometimes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgKGixi8bp8