How are consoles like dogs?

[HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus]

I was really bored when I came up with this so................ yeah, whatever.


PlayStation 3 = Newfoundland.
Long life span, only the rich seem to have them, are actually extremely reliable, and tremendously great with kids.

Xbox 360 = Irish Wolfhound.
Affordable, trusting with kids, but have a terribly short life span.

Nintendo Wii = Jack Russell Terrier.
Loving and can entertain for hours, GREAT with kid, but are extremely tiresome as well.

 

[Aardvark]

PC = Mongrel
They come in all shapes and sizes and people can rarely tell their original breed by skin alone.

 

[L4Y Duke]

DS: Nintendog.

...oh, come ON! Someone had to make that joke!

Didn't Yahtzee already do this at the end of his Console Rundown issue?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

DS: Nintendog.

...oh, come ON! Someone had to make that joke!

Didn't Yahtzee already do this at the end of his Console Rundown issue?

Yeah I think that's where he got this idea... I think the dogs are the same, too.

 

[HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus]

DS: Nintendog.

...oh, come ON! Someone had to make that joke!

Didn't Yahtzee already do this at the end of his Console Rundown issue?

Yeah I think that's where he got this idea... I think the dogs are the same, too.

Actually, I didn't even think about that till after I posted this.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

DS: Nintendog.

...oh, come ON! Someone had to make that joke!

Didn't Yahtzee already do this at the end of his Console Rundown issue?

Yeah I think that's where he got this idea... I think the dogs are the same, too.

No, I think the PS3 was a black lab, the 360 was a golden retriever, and the Wii was a west highland terrier.

 

[Fineldar]

Yes, but how is a raven like a writing desk?

Neither are made of Bronze.

 

[Railu]

Yes, but how is a raven like a writing desk?

Neither are made of Bronze.

But on sale if you trade them in.

 

[Sporky111]

Yes, but how is a raven like a writing desk?

Neither are made of Bronze.

But on sale if you trade them in.

No matter how much you abuse them, neither will make a decent sandwich

 

[thiosk]

Well, the 360 periodically gets upset and pisses on the carpet a couple times a week. Lots of red rings to clean up.

And the ps3 is awfully pretty, lots of flash and show, but a generally useless anklebiter that will make you wonder why you bought it every time you see someone playing catch with their dog.

The wii is a pug. Ugly, stupid, but you love it to death. you just know you love those big stupid i's. (please forgive incorrect apostrophe use grammer nazis and look at the pun)

 

[Avatar Roku]

Well, the 360 periodically gets upset and pisses on the carpet a couple times a week. Lots of red rings to clean up.

And the ps3 is awfully pretty, lots of flash and show, but a generally useless anklebiter that will make you wonder why you bought it every time you see someone playing catch with their dog.

The wii is a pug. Ugly, stupid, but you love it to death. you just know you love those big stupid i's. (please forgive incorrect apostrophe use grammer nazis and look at the pun)

QFT

 

[geldonyetich]

I don't know - comparing consoles to dogs seems to be being a disservice to either.

If I did compare consoles to dogs, I'd probably be using obscure toy breeds that will likely be considered obsolete in 5 years.

 

[olicon]

Gaming consoles are a lot like dogs. They're better off dead.
Living dogs, bad.
Living gaming consoles.. that's called being possessed, and that's never a good sign.

 

[jebussaves88]

Any console: Alsation

Because if you attatch a leash to it and drag it round the block, it'll crap out on you.