Drink like ten Monster energy drinks.
In fact, I might take some now...
*TEN MINUTES LATER*
MAN I just killed this pizza guy WITh MY DOGS TOE NAILS. I was....arrested(but AFTER I ate the pizzas) and I was like DUDE! JUDGE!! BRO!!! I WAS TOTALLY JIZZING OUT ON MONSTERS!!!! and he was like NAH WAY BRAH!! CASE DISMISSED YO!!!