How do we kill superman?
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Kryptonite shiv to the kidneys a la Superman Returns, because killing him by simply standing near him with a green rock is so damn anticlimactic.
XDXDXDChadra said:
or for something 'completely different' call Batman. He's always got a Plan. And Zatana. Yep. Call in the chick with the tux bathing suit, and her leet magic skills.
Either that, or get Wonder Woman ticked at Supes, and hand her the Magic Sword Hephaestus crafted for her! A healthy dose of "Have at thee, fiend!" aaaaaaaand Lois Lane can finally return to writing for the People section.
This might work for Deadpool but for Superman, you'll need to keep him still in a heavy traffic area.Lord George said:
Get him someplace open as well. If someone like Lex Luthor kidnapped Louis Lane and tied her to a flag-pole, rigging a powerful explosive to her to keep him from moving her, then the set-up is complete. If you can get him to stand still for 1-7 seconds, you can have Dead-Shot stationed on any rooftop within a 2-3 mile radius. If he is armed with a high enough caliber rifle say, something able to normally pierce armor plating. There should only be need for one single round. The entire bullet should be made of Kryptonite as opposed to just the tip or, having a shard of Kryptonite embedded into the tip of a .50 caliber round or so. The entire bullet should be made of Kryptonite. Explosive would be good too. The round should be hollow-tipped for the maximum chance of penetration. Dead Shot has the best chance of making a head shot and, with that type of bullet, it should be able to cripple Superman at the least. If he isn't killed instantly then, I'm sure Luthor will be nearby with some other Kryptonite-based weapon to use against The Man of Steel
Epic Answer!LaughingTarget said:
Gentlemen. It has come to our attention that we have no idea how to kill Superman.
That's obvious, we hit him with the US Army! Or the US Army armed with Kryptonite bullets. Or something else involving really expensive US Army stuff.
No, it is too dangerous. We should remain silent and allow the poster to be buried under the weight of his own foolish discussions.
We give up on him. We shout, yell, and channel so much hate to him that he dies from anguish at the people who rejects him.
Doomsday didn't kill him because his body went into a protective hyper coma. Kryptonite wont work because the people that love him will save him. So the people have to some how all together just hate him and he'll die.
It's kinda like a reversal in that episode of Dr. Who where the world who simply spoke his name and remembered his stories brought back his life. This too in reverse can kill Superman.
Kryptonite-frosted cupcakes. And then sprinkle some on Wonder Woman, watch him writhe in pain while his lover inadvertently kills him.
I'm betting this has been said by now but if you mean kill him, as in destroy his image, make him mostly unlikable unless awesomely revived or some such, one simple way:
Do to him what Twilight did to vampires and werewolves. Surefire way to make something less palatable (unless rather well done) to most of us, water it down, destroy its mythos, make it emo and market to little girls, teenage girls, soccer moms and the like.
Do to him what Twilight did to vampires and werewolves. Surefire way to make something less palatable (unless rather well done) to most of us, water it down, destroy its mythos, make it emo and market to little girls, teenage girls, soccer moms and the like.
*Places Breifecase*
Gentlemen? I have waited this moment for my enitre life, here's how were going to do it...
1. Custome build a .50 Sniper rifle, with a kryptonite tip.
2. Take a vantage point.
3. Fire at will.
4. Use the body to make merchandise.
5.Profit.
Adjusts tie, don't worry, Gentlemen, the Grityy Super-Man movie...shall never be!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Gentlemen? I have waited this moment for my enitre life, here's how were going to do it...
1. Custome build a .50 Sniper rifle, with a kryptonite tip.
2. Take a vantage point.
3. Fire at will.
4. Use the body to make merchandise.
5.Profit.
Adjusts tie, don't worry, Gentlemen, the Grityy Super-Man movie...shall never be!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
In Dark Knight Returns:
Superman doesn't die, but comes damn close. First he's hit with a mega-nuclear weapon designed by the Soviet's to simulate a mass nuclear strike, gets cut off from the yellow sun, then Batman tosses him around with a few cruise missiles, then deploys a sonic weapon to hurt superman, then uses a power suit to fight it out fist to fist. Then Green Arrow shoots a synthetic kryptonite arrow at Superman. He doesn't die, but he comes damn close.
