How Do You Assassinate?

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Malyc

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That Guy Who Phails said:
Sniper 4 life.

There is no other option.

Some say the best way to kill is to make sure no one even knew you were there, I say, the best way is to never be there in the first place.
I... May just have to make this into my own personal motto. I say, chap, that you and I would make a fine team in the field of assassination.
 

Malyc

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Mackheath said:
Kasurami said:
I touch them, thus sending me into a transition. When it fades back, my target is standing on the other side of a small field from me. Both of us are crouched, prepared for battle. I choose the 'battle' and 'attack' options, and I jog across the field, punch him in the chest, before jumping back. Then, he does the same thing to me. This process continues for a few minutes until I use a mana potion to restore my Magic, and use this to cast 'Fira', dealing massive damage to my target. However, he has a Potion, which he drinks to restore himself to full health. I repeat 'Fira', only for him to drink the Potion again.
...You been playing too much FFXIII again?

OT: In a hooded top and baggy jeans I wait on a bence, eyes searching for my prey. Seeing them walk bye is a hidden signal, a cry in a secret tongue. It tells me they are the next corpse on the pile. So I get up, head bowed and trainers making not a sound on the rain-soaked ground.

As he turns a corner, I feel the blade slide from my sleeve to my hand, eyeing the back of their head, heart quickened and mouth dried. I see every little detail; the shifting ripple of their hair, the whisper of their breath in the wind, the soft tred of their feet on the ground. I quicken my steps, blade keen in the night air. As we approach a side alley, I grab them, hand clamped around their mouth, and with a muffled cry I drag them down the alley, before slitting their throat. Leaving them on the ground, trembling and bleeding their lurid last, I take a deep breath, and leave. One more corpse for the pile, and one fleeting thrill.

...

Wow.
I'm... Worried about you.
 

DkLnBr

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The most over the top way possible. LMGs, explosions, helicopters with miniguns, more explosions, bigger guns, maybe even some artillery.
 

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oplinger said:
I bite him. ...Hard.

..What? Biting can be very effective...
Well yeah, against Ghost-types, but apart from that...
 

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i like to strike when they least accept it, preferable when i'm close by, they are looking right at me but have no idea i'm there.
 

Baby Eater

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My favourite way to assassinate someone is unfortunatly unavailable in most games so I will use Red faction Guerilla as an example as it is geared towards this method.

Say there's a group of EDF inside a building and I'd perfer they stop breathing. What do I do? Going through the front door would be suicide and ramming a car through has a risk of blowing me up. So instead I put on satchel charge on the ceiling and get behind the wall they're closest to. Boom! Ceiling collapses killing the majority and I make the wall crash down on the rest using my sledge hammer.

If I have to be stealthy however, I'd simply sneak up and crack their neck.
 

SturmDolch

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Stealth into the room, sneaking past guards and security devices. Then drop down in front of them and blast them in the face with a shotgun and fight my way out.
 

Malyc

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psivamp said:
Malyc said:
Mackheath said:
I'm... Worried about you.
Just don't walk past his bench. It's his bench and he doesn't like when people walk past it...
DUDE!!! Don't do that when im trying to take a drink... Made me laugh so hard I almost sprayed mountain dew on my laptop.
 

Malyc

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That Guy Who Phails said:
Malyc said:
you and I would make a fine team in the field of assassination.
Add me as a friend (if you must), and we will discuss this later.

: D
As you wish. I also believe that discretion is the better part of valor.
 

M4A1Sopmod

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I usually go with the long range sniper shot, but I will also go for a stealthy silenced pistol double tap to the head if the opportunity presents itself. If all else fails I like to load a car with remote detonation explosives, drive it right into my target, jump out and detonate as soon as I reach a somewhat safe distance.
 

Trivun

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I always go for the long range or stealthy approach. It may sound a bit cowardly, but it's much more effective and smart than going straight in and up close. In shooting games I always tend to use marksman weapons, with a decent scope (like the DMR and the sniper rifle in Halo: Reach), and indeed in Halo my favourite 'ability' is the Active Camo, for sneaking around. RPGs, I tend to use bow and arrow or other longer range weapons. Hell, even in Assassin's Creed, I prefer picking off my enemies on rooftops with throwing knives or the hidden gun rather than getting up close (unless I'm free running, in which case I just get in quick, stabbity-stab, then run away again and carry on quickly to my target).

To be fair though, I do find it much easier playing as a sniper or a marksman on most games. I've done it so often that it's my best skill, and indeed some of my best gaming moments have been when sniping (for example, recently hitting three Jiralhanae in Halo 3 with headshots, below the helmet (so in the upper neck), when they were all running around, within five seconds and killing all three with one shot each).
 

Malyc

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Witty Name Here said:
I found breaking through the wall in an SUV and crushing them with it to be quiet effective.

But I have founded my own assassination method unique to myself in that I can only do it once since I will die if I do it.


I hijack an F16, fly it full speed towards where my target is jump out at the right moment with my fist aimed forward as I plummet like a torpedo to him. Then, as I am about to hit him, I scream at the top of my lungs, "FALCON PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNCH!!!!" The resulting damage from me punching a guy in the face at over a hundred miles per hour should destroy him completely.
Dude, only 100 mph? Thats weak sauce for the F-16. In fact, if you were going that slow, that plane didnt even make it there, it's spinning out of control because it STALLED. Now 500-700 mph, thats more like it.
 

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Telekinetic ripping apart of their limbs.

[sub]Edited out expanded comment due to disturbing nature.[/sub]
 

Harrowdown

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Depemds on the game of course, but in GTA for instance, i'd just walk up, shoot them in the chest and head, then get away quick before anyone even notices.