How do you defeat a mini Minotaur?

[Fidchell Attano]

No seriously, how do you defeat a mini Minotaur?! I have tried everything! The ultimate weapon, guns, neural laser cannons, summoning the omega force, Superman, Batman, Batman Bin Superman, Osama Bin Batman, Superman Bin Osama, half the roster of League of Legends and the entire roster of League of Legends, he just kicks the ass and or breaks anything I throw at him!

HOW DO YOU DEFEAT A MINI-MINOTAUR!?

 

[Leemaster777]

With a mini-labyrinth, of course.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

With a mini-labyrinth, of course.

Give this man an award. GIVE IT TO HIM.

 

[piinyouri]

Maelstrom if you can see him coming. (or hear, as the case is more frequent)
He does not like anything ice.
And lastly, don't stay in one spot too long, else you'll become apart of his hammer.

 

[Pinkamena]

If he's small enough, can't you just kick him around a bit like a furious little football?

 

[hazabaza1]

Kick him in his tiny cow nuts. Man nuts? Man cow nuts? I'unno.

 

[Daniel Ferguson]

With ManBearPig.

 

[wintercoat]

With a mini-labyrinth, of course.

That would only trap it, not defeat it.

Have you tried a mini-Theseus, possibly helped by a mini-Phaedra and mini-Ariadne? Worked for the Greeks.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Simple...
Make him a side character by adding a normal minotaur.

He will call him "Mini Me".

 

[Operative1980]

If FF-VIII taught me anything it would be minotaurs are weak to Float

 

[kailus13]

Have you tried drowning it? I can't imagine minotaur legs are particularly good for swimming.

 

[DatedSandwich]

Tartar sauce, that is how you beat a Mimi Minotaur

 

[rokkolpo]

Many many minotaur-taurs hate Tar Tar Sauce.
They're deathly allergic to Tar Tar Sauce!

 

[johnnyLupine]

If FF-VIII taught me anything it would be minotaurs are weak to Float

You seem to have confused something which is minotaur like with an actual minotaur. Its a common misconception but a very important distinction which may save your life should you ever actually face one is that minotaurs tend to be rather more unreasonable and less inclined towards serving as comic relief.

Poision is always reliable when killing other people so it should work quite well on something which is only part person, I suspect your going to have to get your hands on quite alot of it to actually get any noticeable effect.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I heard that GW is closing down its specialist games, they won't have minotaur minis for Blood Bowl anymore.

 

[Thyunda]

Everyone has attempted to answer the question...and I was only reading the answers to find out WHERE THE HELL IS THIS MINI-MINOTAUR THAT'S GIVING YOU SO MUCH TROUBLE?!

 

[StormShaun]

AIM FOR THE HORN!!!

Otherwise, I suggest hitting it until it stops moving, that usually works.

Aim for the horn!?

It has three horns. Two on it's head and one ... oh ... ooooh!
Kick him in the lower horn, that outta get a kick out him.
Then shove a sword in his behind, that'll finish him!

Also watch out when he dies and loses control of his bowels ... it can get messy.

 

[bojackx]

Tartar sauce, that is how you beat a Mimi Minotaur

This. Everyone knows they're deathly allergic to tartar sauce.

Alternatively, scare him away with a safety torch.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

AIM FOR THE HORN!!!

Otherwise, I suggest hitting it until it stops moving, that usually works.

Monster Hunter has taught you well it seems.

Hit it till it dies is usually the preferred method to deal with anything monster/dragon/beast.

Also, don't get hit.