How do you eat watermelon?

[crazy-j]

cut it into bit sized chunks so i can go on nom nom!!!!1

*EDIT put it in the fridge first for 5 hours so its ice cold and crisp

 

[DJude]

i eat mine RAW, no cutting or slicing for me

 

[bodyklok]

Throw it at people I don't like, then force them to eat it off the floor. Well OK it's not how I eat it, but personally I fucking hate eating watermelons. They're worse than coconuts.

 

[DAMG]

With chicken and grits, all smoothed over by a sweet drink of grape soda.

 

[Halfbreed13]

Take a hammer to it, then scoop the insides out with my hand :d

 

[BuckminsterF]

1 inch cubes, occasionally with salt

 

[IronEd]

I cut it in half and eat it with a spoon. If its big enough that would be an entire meal.

 

[achilleas.k]

Always with Halloumi [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloumi]!!!

 

[Lyri]

Chew the flesh, spit out the seeds.

 

[Zahri]

This topic has generated more of a buzz than i thought it would o.o

And yes, salt + melon = win =D

 

[Computer-Noob]

I slam it on my head and eat it inside-out.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

After it has been soaked in Everclear. Delicious way to get really drunk. Good times!

 

[rottenbutter]

Nothing special. I just dig into it with a fork.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Gigantic fucking wedges, then eat the holy shit out of said gigantic fucking wedge.

Alternatively, cut small hole in top of watermelon. Pour Vodka into hole. Wait. Then Eat however.

 

[Aac18]

Either stupidly massive wedges which result in me being covered in water melon juice or a melon baller. Bah, now I want a watermelon

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I eat watermelon with extreme predjudice.

 

[headshotcatcher]

I buy the small seedless one and will sometimes cuy a hole in it and eat it like a tub of ice cream.

Wait, SEEDLESS WATERMELONS

Damn cheapskate parents >.>

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I put it in my mouth, chew, then swallow

 

[Summerstorm]

Slices... hm... great now i want one. Also i pull some of the seeds out with my fingers. Others i spit out.