How do you eat your cream egg?

Froobyx

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I did check, couldn't find anything.. so.. How do you eat yours?

I eat mine by unwrapping the top, biting the top off then either (wihtout being dirty) licking the cream out, or using my little finger to get the cream out, or suck the cream out !_! then I eat the shell.
 

EeveeElectro

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Bwahaha, the way you said it made me laugh xDD
I'm really immature, sorry :p

I personally don't like cream eggs because they're a bit sickly, but I loved the old adverts :D

"I eat mine with chips!"
 

internutt

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I unwrap it.

Bite off the top.

Suck out as much of the cream as I can.

Eat the rest normally.
 

thiosk

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i suck the filling out with a syringe and replace it with branston pickle.

(sorry for that)
 

UberMore

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EmileeElectro said:
Bwahaha, the way you said it made me laugh xDD
I'm really immature, sorry :p

I personally don't like cream eggs because they're a bit sickly, but I loved the old adverts :D

"I eat mine with chips!"
LMAO I remember that advert! You from the UK then? I assume it was only in the UK...

And I agreee, they are a bit sickly.

But when I eat them I bite the top off, suck some o' the cream out, bite of som'more chocolate and get some more cream, and so on until it's gone.
 

Sevre

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I wish they still ran that advert, I eat it in one go anyway,although I'd love to try it with chips.
 

Froobyx

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EmileeElectro said:
Bwahaha, the way you said it made me laugh xDD
I'm really immature, sorry :p

I personally don't like cream eggs because they're a bit sickly, but I loved the old adverts :D

"I eat mine with chips!"
Oh em geee, I remember those! XD

And the dentist guy with the mouth pokey thing >.< I don't know what they're called
 

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UberMore said:
EmileeElectro said:
Bwahaha, the way you said it made me laugh xDD
I'm really immature, sorry :p

I personally don't like cream eggs because they're a bit sickly, but I loved the old adverts :D

"I eat mine with chips!"
LMAO I remember that advert! You from the UK then? I assume it was only in the UK...

And I agreee, they are a bit sickly.

But when I eat them I bite the top off, suck some o' the cream out, bite of som'more chocolate and get some more cream, and so on until it's gone.
Haha, yeah I am :D
"I like to wolf it down!"

I just relaised, there's no way to describe how you eat a creme egg without sounding dirty :p
 

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thiosk said:
i suck the filling out with a syringe and replace it with branston pickle.

(sorry for that)
You should be sorry!
And I should be sorry for what I am about to say next:

I like to nibble around the outside and thrust my tongue in the middle!

(It's from a radio ad for Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts)

(It's a Analingus joke ^_^)
 

Woundingisfun

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Sometimes, I use a spoon to get all the cream out and then eat the chocolate.
When I'm in a crazy mood I just go cookiemonster-style. OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
 

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thiosk said:
i suck the filling out with a syringe and replace it with branston pickle.

(sorry for that)
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to reference that.

Anyway, I assume that creme eggs are British and/or christian, and since I'm an American Jew I have no idea what you're all talking about.
 

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orannis62 said:
thiosk said:
i suck the filling out with a syringe and replace it with branston pickle.

(sorry for that)
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to reference that.

Anyway, I assume that creme eggs are British and/or christian, and since I'm an American Jew I have no idea what you're all talking about.
No and no.
They are merely the best candy ever invented by Cadbury UK Ltd. and are widely available in the US at any secular grocery store. ;)

Uh, back OT:
I bite one end off, enjoy it, then pop the rest in my mouth and let it melt.

I hate my teeth apparently.
 

Fingerprint

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orannis62 said:
thiosk said:
i suck the filling out with a syringe and replace it with branston pickle.

(sorry for that)
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to reference that.

Anyway, I assume that creme eggs are British and/or christian, and since I'm an American Jew I have no idea what you're all talking about.
Their not necessarily christian but they are certainly British... and gooey.
 

ssgt splatter

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I pop it into my mouth like a flirty dinner date.
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Since someone has already ripped off one of Yhatzee's quotes, I thought I'd rip one off to.
 

Woundingisfun

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orannis62 said:
thiosk said:
i suck the filling out with a syringe and replace it with branston pickle.

(sorry for that)
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to reference that.

Anyway, I assume that creme eggs are British and/or christian, and since I'm an American Jew I have no idea what you're all talking about.
As a Norwegian Agnostic I belive that it is an egg made of chocolate, filled with some kind of cream. It's nice!
 

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Froobyx said:
I did check, couldn't find anything.. so.. How do you eat yours?

I eat mine by unwrapping the top, biting the top off then either (wihtout being dirty) licking the cream out, or using my little finger to get the cream out, or suck the cream out !_! then I eat the shell.
Me also, but never the little finger.
 

UberMore

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lmao, they're definately not Christian.
They're essentially a practice for the Holiest of Holy's (sorry, Pulp Fiction), but not Christian.
And yeah, they're done by Cadbury's which last time I heard costs roughly $1.30 for something that costs £.40 here, so I doubt you'd have bothered to eat or notice one...