Shock and Awe said:
The pokemon way, INTO THE TALL GRASS!!!
i can see you refusing to cut the lawn outside for weeks, just so that you drag your TV and consoles out and lie down in it in order to grind

thats assuming that is a picture of you in your Avatar, which is helping me "see you" doing this.
urgh, this is going to sound weird, but i often talk to myself. mimic the characters (usually with overly high pitched or deep voices) but make them comment on the retardedness of the situation, make them argue with each other and even just pick on one person. then i realise what i'm doing and start making them pick on me for talking with myself, then i start argueing with them, telling them how much they suck and say things like "HEY, if you're so bothered about me talking to myself, maybe you should focus more on the game, you should stop hitting yourself Tidus!!" and then eventually i nearly kill my whole party and have to stop again.
of course, this only applies for JRPG's, where the characters are pre-set and there are always lots of them to have fun with. WRPG's i always got told you'd never have to grind for. and thats true i guess, but only because, in Oblivion, i've never seen "go kill and collect 3 minotaur horns" as a grind quest, because its laid out so damn easy. They will probably appear on map and i can fast travel too them. And its not like you're ever having to grind to improve your level for a quest, because you can just go off and do some other quest. but Hey, maybe thats just because Oblivion is such a great game, and its not like i was ever told "i'm sorry, you can't complete this quest because your skills with explosives isn't high enough" like in some other game which i consider to be not as good. at least Oblivion let me try to lockpick the "very hard" locks (which i could usually successfully unlock) rather than having an even easier lockpicking mini-game but refusing to let me even try most the time. but thats find, because there is usually a computer you can hack somewhere if you are a high enough... oh wait.
yeah, sorry, that was a bit silly of me, i went totally offtopic to have a rant about WRPG's that aren't as good as others.