How do you guys order your Pizza?

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RollingThunder

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Thank God for Pizza with half and half, rather than arguing about what we want in our pizza. But calling them is still a hassle, and there's always problems like the last strip when I found out that's not what I'm ordering...
 

Marter

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I...uh...cook it from frozen.

I can't recall ever actually ordering a pizza.
 

Cogwheel

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One or more out of three family members order me to make pizza.

I then spend a rather long time cooking a few for dinner.


Close enough, right?
 

Grimsinger

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In college: Argue about who's gonna call, say fuck it, then use the money for booze. OR Call mother, comment that Im kinda hungry, have a confused delivery man call me to pick up the pizza from the front of my dorm.
 

Ladette

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Housemate: We should order a pizza.
Me: Alright, order it then.
Housemate: You order it.
Me: I'm working you do it.
Housemate: I don't want to.
Me: /sigh Fine.
*30 minutes later
Housemate: Pizza's here.
Me: So go get it.
Housemate: You get it.
Me: WORKING!
Housemate: .........
Me: For fuck's sake. /goes and gets the pizza
Housemate: Why did you answer the door without pants on?
Me: Because I had to walk out here and get the door because you were to lazy to get up and answer!
Housemate: But you should at least put pants on.
Me: Grrrrrr.......


Just about every single time.
 

RollingThunder

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Grimsinger said:
In college: Argue about who's gonna call, say fuck it, then use the money for booze. OR Call mother, comment that Im kinda hungry, have a confused delivery man call me to pick up the pizza from the front of my dorm.
lol! my mother: "Here sonny, something to eat in your dormitory."

*give a giant cardboard box full of food*
 

Radeonx

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Luckily my roommates and myself don't care.
We normally just get garbage pizza with no Anchovies.
Or we just go buy beer and a $2 frozen pizza.
 

theevilsanta

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Ladette said:
Housemate: We should order a pizza.
Me: Alright, order it then.
Housemate: You order it.
Me: I'm working you do it.
Housemate: I don't want to.
Me: /sigh Fine.
*30 minutes later
Housemate: Pizza's here.
Me: So go get it.
Housemate: You get it.
Me: WORKING!
Housemate: .........
Me: For fuck's sake. /goes and gets the pizza
Housemate: Why did you answer the door without pants on?
Me: Because I had to walk out here and get the door because you were to lazy to get up and answer!
Housemate: But you should at least put pants on.
Me: Grrrrrr.......


Just about every single time.
Heh. Pretty much this. Except I put on the shorts I use to paint with - I last painted a white ceiling. It looks really awkward.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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I always order Pizza from the restaurant itself. Then I go home, do whatever until it arrives for my friends/family.

I'll get Pepperoni with extra Pepperoni... Or, if I'm feeling feisty, Pepperoni with anchovies underneath. And EXTRA CHEESE!
 

stockvillain

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Well, before some health-nuts threw a fit, I used the ever-handy /pizza command from my Everquest 2 game interface. Worst nerf ever.
 

Asuka Soryu

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With a phone! Ha~ Thank you, I'll be hear all night.





Anyways, I just find the place with a good deal that delivers here(either Dominos or Panago), then I wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... then I awnser the door or someone else does, I pay for it and share it with the family.


I usualy get Peproni and Pineapple, but Canadian 2 for 1 has the best Taco pizza ever!
 

Grimsinger

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RollingThunder said:
Grimsinger said:
In college: Argue about who's gonna call, say fuck it, then use the money for booze. OR Call mother, comment that Im kinda hungry, have a confused delivery man call me to pick up the pizza from the front of my dorm.
lol! my mother: "Here sonny, something to eat in your dormitory."

*give a giant cardboard box full of food*
I got one of those today! Last one has some truly frightening canned chicken...
 

RollingThunder

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Ladette said:
Housemate: We should order a pizza.
Me: Alright, order it then.
Housemate: You order it.
Me: I'm working you do it.
Housemate: I don't want to.
Me: /sigh Fine.
*30 minutes later
Housemate: Pizza's here.
Me: So go get it.
Housemate: You get it.
Me: WORKING!
Housemate: .........
Me: For fuck's sake. /goes and gets the pizza
Housemate: Why did you answer the door without pants on?
Me: Because I had to walk out here and get the door because you were to lazy to get up and answer!
Housemate: But you should at least put pants on.
Me: Grrrrrr.......


Just about every single time.
From your name are you a girl? because I can imagine the pizza deliverer to be greeted with pantless girls he'll go "It's fine, keep the tips, I'm happy now..."
 

Cheesepower5

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STEP 1: GET EXTREMELY BAKED
STEP 2: ORDER PIZZA
STEP 3: FORGET ABOUT PIZZA AND EAT TACOS
STEP 4: GET PIZZA
STEP 5: GET MORE BAKED
STEP 6: EAT PIZZA

Not really, but could you imagine?
 

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RaphaelsRedemption said:
I order online.

It's much more convenient, and makes me feel like I'm living in the future!
QFT. I totally manage to convince myself I'm living in the Jetson's whenever I order online.
 

RollingThunder

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Grimsinger said:
RollingThunder said:
Grimsinger said:
In college: Argue about who's gonna call, say fuck it, then use the money for booze. OR Call mother, comment that Im kinda hungry, have a confused delivery man call me to pick up the pizza from the front of my dorm.
lol! my mother: "Here sonny, something to eat in your dormitory."

*give a giant cardboard box full of food*
I got one of those today! Last one has some truly frightening canned chicken...
My brother gave me a canned stewed whole duck (pressurized so the bones are edible), when I open it later it's... unappealing.

Here's the can, and no, you don't want to see what is inside it.

 

Grimsinger

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RollingThunder said:
Grimsinger said:
RollingThunder said:
Grimsinger said:
In college: Argue about who's gonna call, say fuck it, then use the money for booze. OR Call mother, comment that Im kinda hungry, have a confused delivery man call me to pick up the pizza from the front of my dorm.
lol! my mother: "Here sonny, something to eat in your dormitory."

*give a giant cardboard box full of food*
I got one of those today! Last one has some truly frightening canned chicken...
My brother gave a canned stewed whole duck (pressurized so the bones are edible), when I open it later it's... unappealing.

Here's the can, and no, you don't want to see what is inside it.

What.....ew. I'd never be able to bring myself to open that.
 

Nuckelavee

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The phone conversation usually goes like this.
"Hello, Capital Piz..."
"I want the manager."
"Ummm, Im sorry?"
"I want the manager."
(Worried voice) "Ok sir."
(Short pause)
"Capital Pizza, Manager speaking."
"It's me James."
"Oh! Good to hear from you. How's life?"
"Fine, I want a pizza."
"What no conversation?"
"I'm hungry."
"(very audible sigh) Fine, I'll organise it. Also I'm stealing your scotch next time I come over."
"Very well."
/phonecall

I then wait 10 minutes, open the door to a terrified delivery guy. I take the pizza, make some passing comment and then drink all of my scotch and eat my pizza.
 

zehydra

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I find a pizza carriage without an escort.

Me and my band of forest miscreants jump the wagon and make off with the delicious hot royal pizza.