How do you handle bullies?

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MasterSqueak

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Take Karate. They have this one technique where you jab your opponent in the chest and it forces the air out of his lungs.

Or just look up pressure points.
 

crypt-creature

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I was picked on by people a lot.
I retaliated with violence (hitting, shoving, fighting, etc...) when I had never even done a thing to them, they enjoyed annoying me or pissing me off. It didn't fix anything, but it made me feel damn good to see them cry. I don't suggest violence though.

But, I'd go to the teachers and the principal. Or, find out what his phone number is and call his parents.
 

wordsmith

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you need... a MONTAGE!

*plays the Rocky theme*

Seriously, after a montage, anyone can win any fight, no matter how weak they are compared to the opponent. What?? It's got to work, it always does on TV :p
 

bodyklok

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Ohhhh, the last person to really try and bully me with physical violence. I think, yeah I grabbed his throat and tried to pull his wind pipe out. It is a tactic I can help anyone almost regardless of strength out.
 

Samurai Goomba

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He might not be afraid of fighting YOU, but maybe you could get all your friends together and ambush him some day after school. Make it clear that the next day he bothers you, he's gonna need an army to get home after that day is over.

I recommend tire irons and baseball bats. Or just kick him in the groin whenever the two of you are alone until he agrees to stop.

You can try ignoring him, but he already KNOWS he bothers you. You'll have to really commit to completely ignoring him, like for several days straight at least.

Okay, seriously, now. Either tell a teacher and get them involved regardless of his circular excuses, or use one of the violent suggestions above (don't kill him or anything, obviously), or tolerate it. Those are the 3 options I see you have. Pick one.
 

Agent Larkin

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Do what i did. Threaten to kill him and to emphazise the point pull out a knive on his jugular. The bastard hasn't tried anything were i can see him anymore. But then I have the reputation as the crazy guy in my school so that probably helped.

Or
You can start coming on to him. Weird tactic I know but that will really scare him off.
 

Psypherus

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I got bullied literally everyday in school until about grade 5 or 6 when I tripped him and then repeatedly smashed his head into the concrete. Havent been bullied since.
 

Xiaxis

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Kill their younger sister and spread her slashed internal organs over their bedcovers while they sleep. I can guarantee that they'll never bully you again, and probably require a great deal of therapy, especially when the allegations of his sexual abuse towards her start to spread.

Y'know... that or you can hold them in a neck-lock until they go blue and fall into unconsciousness then shave expletives into the back of their heads, and superglue the spaces between their fingers and toes. Poor ol? shovelhands never did look the same?

Is it just me or has a vast majority of people interested in these kind of gaming sites been bullied in the past? I'm just seeing a slight pattern here...
 

Anarchemitis

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Delighted antagonism.

Bullies hate it when you're happy at them. Don't ask for more, just be curiously accepting (if not pleased) that he's beating on you. If you've ever seen the movie Fight Club, you'll know what I'm talking about.
It may hurt (physically, because I don't know how this strategy could equate to emotional pain) but he should bugger off in short order (within a few weeks I imagine).
As with all suggestions here, it's only an idea, not an imperative command.
 

Ctrl-Alt-Elite

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why dnt u just try and fight back... ppl like that usually arnt as strong as u think they are... or just hang around with ur other friends not with him
 

Russian_Assassin

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Hitting him on the head with a chair would work nicely :D I never was bullied, or maybe I was, I just ignored everyone. Maybe it's because I looked down on everyone, as if I considered every person to be retarded :p
I am in high school now and I've never even seen a bully. Who knows, maybe in Greece they are a rare phenomenon, or maybe my whole spiky hair, earring and a look that says "I'm gonna eat your heart if you touch me" style is keeping them away. Honestly, if I saw one I would ignore them and if they really got on my tits I would beat the shit out of them.

Xiaxis said:
Is it just me or has a vast majority of people interested in these kind of gaming sites been bullied in the past? I'm just seeing a slight pattern here...
You might be on to something there.
 

Christemo

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i ignore them. the only bullies we have in class are 2 pricks that makes mean pranks on people. like when they came a ***** from my class called frederikke a cola-light with a mentos in the stopper, making the cola flying all over the classroom. and she had to clean it. since i hated that ***** so badly, i cracked of laughter.


this happened yesterday, on a 3-day school "vacation" in some house out on the country:

it was 0:00 pm and they waked me up. the meanest of them tried to make me believe it was going to be a very cold night, and that i should probably crawl deep into my sleeping bag. as i did, i heard him strapping some thread around the top of my bag, so i knew he was going to trap me in my sleeping bag. i barely popped my head out in time to stop him doing it. that was fucking annoying.

and it happens most of the time to me because im very easily convinced of something.
 

Christemo

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psypherus said:
I got bullied literally everyday in school until about grade 5 or 6 when I tripped him and then repeatedly smashed his head into the concrete. Havent been bullied since.
you sir, are awesome.
 

Mekado

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a baseball bat to the stomach or a bicycle chain to the legs should do the trick :p

Both of these hurt a lot, i know from experience :p

Edit : of course if there's a way to settle this "diplomatically" it's the best, but for some people "might makes right" and the only thing that gets trough their thick skull is a bigger slap than what they gave you.
 

Anachronism

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I used to get bullied quite a lot. At first, I dealt with it by ignoring them, and they usually got bored and gave up before too long. I don't like to get involved in these sorts of things, so ignoring them seemed the best choice. If that didn't work, I usually just used my trademark brutal sarcasm and mocked them right back. If ignoring them didn't work, that certainly did.

Although, there was one case where I just outright snapped and ended up raging at the guy bullying me. I was on the point of physically hitting him when I managed to get myself under control. Needless to say he hasn't picked on me since. I still hate him, though.

All bullies, in my experience, are just idiots with a massive inferiority complex, and as such they feel the need to pick on others to make themselves feel better. Don't let them get to you.
 

RoboWiz

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I realize that at this point it is all annoying and all but if you feel physically threatened at any point heres a tips i use at times ( I'm 5 feet tall too).

Look over his shoulder and say something about a teacher like. " Ms.Blah is right behind you". Now at this point if he turns around to check theres a fight or flight opportunity either punch him in the solar plexus and run or just straight run.