How do you like your coffee?

[LewsTherin]

I like my coffee tea.

 

[5stringedbandit]

I like my coffee non-existent and tea like.

 

[Tossth Esalad]

I like my coffee black. So black in fact, that one of my friends describes it as "looking, smelling and tasting like tar".

 

[Undercover]

A spin-off from an earlier thread, I'm interested in how you lot like your coffee. I myself posit that coffee needs to be drunk without sugar or milk, and that if you don't you're a big wimp. Any thoughts on the matter?

Also. The stronger the better! Ever had a ristrotto? That's some HARDCORE shit.

Pfft, concentrated espresso injected intervenously is the only way to go, failing that I just do lines of Taster's Choice

And lots of french vanilla creamer

 

[Zephirius]

I like my coffee not in my cup, as I don't like coffee.

Tea is much better.

 

[Macgyvercas]

don't drink coffee. I get my caffine from Mountain Dew

 

[Kif]

Black, strong and no sugar... and I don't drink instant coffee, I'm a coffee snob.

 

[Legion]

Black, one sugar.

I used to hate coffee, although even now I like it I don't drink it often.

 

[StigmataDiaboli]

Strong, like my men. Grrr... nah, milk and lots of sugar...

 

[TundraWolf]

Hot.

If you know what I mean.

 

[wordsmith]

Unfertilised xD

..No, wait, that's eggs isn't it?

.. What the..

XD

Damnit, now I nearly sprayed water everywhere.

It's a parody of a parody, so don't worry about it xD

"How do you like your eggs in the morning" was a popular song released in 1951 in the musical Rich, Young and Pretty. Obviously, the main point of the song was the actress asking the actor how he liked his eggs, with the reply "grilled or fried/I'm satisfied/as long as I get my kiss".

The song as used in an advert a few years ago, and the word "eggs" was subverted to link not to breakfast, but to the state of possible conception after a night of unprotected intercourse. The new reply to "how do you like your eggs in the morning" became "unfertilised" (i.e. not pregnant).

I further deviated from this by using the subverted reply ("unfertilised") to another innocent breakfast-related question, intended to cause both confusion and hilarity.

And water-sprayage.

Mission success.

 

[GuerrillaClock]

I have my coffee incredibly strong, with lots of milk and one sugar. It's probably not the healthiest option, but it tastes fiiiiiiine.

 

[teutonicman]

The same way I like my women hot and black!

 

[rickthetrick]

I like my coffee with cream and sugar. And anyone who says I'm a wimp for it clearly needs a hobby.

Also, Turkish coffee is awesome.

And I think tea is hilarious--because in England it's like liquid crack or something. A friend of mine that lives over there--that's all she drinks. All day. She has tea. Tea to the English is like wine to the French.

Turkish people make some jacked up sweet tea also. When I was deployed to Iraq the dudes who worked for us would make this tea that would have me pinging for hours after drinking one lil dixie cup!

Back ot I like my coffee so sweet the spoon stands up.

 

[historybuff]

I like my coffee with cream and sugar. And anyone who says I'm a wimp for it clearly needs a hobby.

Also, Turkish coffee is awesome.

And I think tea is hilarious--because in England it's like liquid crack or something. A friend of mine that lives over there--that's all she drinks. All day. She has tea. Tea to the English is like wine to the French.

Turkish people make some jacked up sweet tea also. When I was deployed to Iraq the dudes who worked for us would make this tea that would have me pinging for hours after drinking one lil dixie cup!

Back ot I like my coffee so sweet the spoon stands up.

Really? Man, I'd like to try some of that. You should get a recipe off them.

High-five to sweet coffee!

 

[Spacelord]

I drink my coffee black, preferably the Komodo Dragon or the Arabian Mocha Sonata from Starbucks. Both of those are absolutely excellent coffee's.

Holy hell, you sure those are the names of coffees because they might as well be gangsta rap album titles.

 

[Spacelord]

Also. The stronger the better! Ever had a ristrotto? That's some HARDCORE shit.

I drink doubleshots of those every morning. And it's ristretto. I suppose you could say my taste in coffee reflects my soul. Short, bitter and black as hell.

Woo how do you even get your hands on those? 'Cause ristrettos are inches away from becoming a controlled substance in the first place, and I can't seem to find a place where they have it.
I swear, here in Holland, ever since that one cranky beatnik OD'ed, can't find a ristretto to save my life. :S

 

[GoldenRaz]

Sugar 'n milk, FTW. Hate the standard taste of most sorts of coffee, but I still drink it for whatever reason...

 

[Labyrinth]

Woo how do you even get your hands on those? 'Cause ristrettos are inches away from becoming a controlled substance in the first place, and I can't seem to find a place where they have it.
I swear, here in Holland, ever since that one cranky beatnik OD'ed, can't find a ristretto to save my life. :S

I own an espresso machine, have training to use it properly, and buy my coffee from this wonderful shop called Swell. They too provide me with ristrettos if I'm ever not at home.

 

[Eskay]

I like my coffee like i like my women, in a plastic cup...

Also strong and white, none of that sugar shenanigans.