How do you look/sound when you wake up?

[Pm0n3y]

A pretty basic question. First thing in the morning, straight out of bed, and you go to a mirror. What looks back at you? A bed head? crusty eyes and lips? How do you sound? Do you get the scratchy, gravelly voice?

Let's Discuss, shall we?

 

[reg42]

I look/sound very, very high. Except without the giggles.

 

[Jim Grim]

I sound sort of like my face is melting and obscuring mouth, but I look pretty much the same as I usually do.

 

[El Poncho]

I couldn't tell you since I don't concentrate on how I look when I wake up.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I look tired and pale, and my hair is usually messy and dead (I have long hair).

I sound the same as I usually do though, as far as I know.

 

[Latinidiot]

I have the sound of a truck engine, the mood of a wounded grizzly bear, and I look like the walking dead.

most people only like me after 10 A.M.

 

[Master Kuja]

Well, the amount of gel that I have in my hair usually leads to me waking up looking like I just stuck a knife in an electrical socket, I usually have a terrible headache, my voice gets very deep and the first thing that comes out of my mouth literally equates to the low moans of a zombie.

I'm also more likely to tell you to shove it up your arse if you say anything to me before my first cup of coffee, or if it's before 10am.

Not exactly fighting the teenage stereotype.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I look the same as when I am wide awake.
I go from sleep to full-awareness...
Although my hair may be flat in some places and standing up in others. But my hair is naturally a mess.
I don't sound any different either.

 

[zenoaugustus]

Like P. Diddy.

Sorry, someone had to.

 

[Dazherb]

Like a very pissed off raccoon...

 

[Prof.Wood]

I sound like me but a lot deeper voiced.
My hair is usually a mess and my lips crack slightly (I know come and get it ladies).
but then i fix all that with a shower, a drink of god ol'coffee and some lip balm.

 

[sephiroth1991]

This is a usual morning for me

 

[Skuffyshootster]

What I see frightens and disturbs me.

 

[Valksy]

I have a superstitious nervousness of mirrors so I have no idea.

I do know that my hair sticks straight up in an Einstein sort of style.

As I take a lot of medication because I am doolally, waking up is very hard and I usually spend several hours feeling like crap and struggling to keep at least one eye open.

 

[OneOfNone]

I'm generally zombified until my first cup of coffee. Before then it is usually pointless to try to talk to me, as the speech center does not engage until enough caffeine has been received.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I'm surprisngly bug eyed in the morning. I yawn quite a bit and my hair is all over the place, especially on the right side since it's usally against my pillow all night.