How do you look/sound when you wake up?

[trueluigi7]

Well I feel Wide Awake but I look...I think I might look better right after I wake up than later in the day...I am not sure.

 

[Vet2501]

As an insomniac I don't sleep that much, so I look the same pretty much all the time. Unless I've had a heavy night the night before, then I look like hell.

 

[qaztim]

like an ugly incubus

 

[Eggsnham]

I look like crap and sound like someone who's been smoking for twenty years and has emphysema.

 

[AngloDoom]

Look: Like a surfer who just got back from surfing...after wiping out.
Sound: Like a blue's singer.

Result: I'm sexiest when I wake up.

 

[Xeros]

I look like a tornado hit me, and my clothes are all wrinkled.

 

[War Penguin]

Well, since I have long hair, I get SUPER BED-HEAD! But depending on how well I sleep, I'm either really energetic or really groggy. I'm sure that effects how I sound.

 

[DjSehvun]

This is a usual morning for me

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Apart from my hair standing straight up, I pretty much look the same way getting up as I did going to sleep. I tend to sound like I'm high as a kite though.

 

[God's Clown]

Depends of if I wake up naturally, or get woken up. Naturally style I am pretty mellow. Look pretty much same as usual. If I get woken up, I am pretty much a bear. I have thrown things at people for waking me up, I have shouted really loud. Pretty much still look the same, except I glare.

 

[GreyWolf257]

I see something that barely resembles me with greasy hair, half shut and bloodshot eyes, and a low voice. I look like a stoner when I wake up.

 

[PrimoThePro]

usually my eyes barely open, and i have the most sarcastic and grumpy attitude to all unfortunate to come near me.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

I look like one of those lazy people in animes.
You know thoses scenes where the person is lyign in bed in the morning.

that's me in a nutshell

 

[Sir Kemper]

Unless i've slept for a very long time i wake up and:

-My eye's are blurry, and remain blurry even after i've put on my specs.

-My hair is dirty, and ichy.

-and i need to find a shirt.

 

[Deviltongue]

I look disheveled. I sound crazy( Mainly because I'm utterly out of it for about 10 minutes after I wake up).

 

[Andalusa]

I tend to avoid looking in mirrors until I've washed my face and brushed my teeth, so I don't really know.
As for my voice, again, I don't know. I don't talk in the mornings. At least not before 9am anyway.

But I'd hazard a guess at really bad for both of them.

 

[chronobreak]

First, I jump wildly out of my bed, and hit the switch next to it labeled "swag". After that, I proceed to analyze myself in the mirror, usually ending in a friendly "what's up" to myself.

 

[Red Right Hand]

I look like a perfect caricature of the living dead. No, seriously, it's uncanny.

 

[DoctorObviously]

Remember WALL-E when he woke up?...

 

[MorsePacific]

I look like I got hit by a bus, and I sound like a drell.