how do you reply to

[roblikestoskate]

I like Left 4 Dead because it takes the emphasis off of personal victory and places it on team success. In a true team game, personal victory is vanity.

However, if we're talking about an "every man for himself" game mode, I suppose the superior tactic should prevail. After all, drafting isn't regulated in racing games, right? It's part of the game.

 

[Goldbling]

I hate when people say that, especially in COD when they leave a guy in last stand that kills you because your afraid to hear "*****, you stole my kill", then alot of ranting about how they hate kill stealers.

 

[RyantheLion]

Begin rambling in any foreign languages you might have a grasp of, or just start making up words off the top of your head. That usually deters them from arguing with you for the rest of the match

"Vas is das schisse? Einer kill-stealing ist meinen hamburger!"

Something like that?

More like:

"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

Cookie for the reference.

Is it Metalacalypes?

 

[Lukeje]

"Vas is das schisse? Einer kill-stealing ist meinen hamburger!"

Something like that?

More like:

"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

Cookie for the reference.

Is it Metalacalypes?

No it is not. I don't even know what 'Metalacalypes' is.

 

[CoverYourHead]

With a very elegant "Yep."

Really nothing else is needed.

 

[MarsProbe]

How cna it be their kill before they haven't even offed the enemy? But yeh, if someone is that concerned about getting "their" kill then they aren't really much of a team player are they?

 

[antipunt]

tell them they're taking SSBB -way- too seriously

 

[Skalman]

Check if the kill-stealing player is wounded, and whisper softly to myself:

"If it bleeds, I can kill it..."

EDIT: Oh I misinterpreted the question, silly me.

If I stole someone's kill and they whine about it?

"Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?"
or
"It's not my fault you're slow on the draw. Let's be faster in the future, mkay?"

 

[Helm of Demonica]

"Your mom stole your kill." Simple, straight, and to the point... plus makes no sense, so they'll shut the hell up.

 

[Archaon6044]

i always respond with "I didn't see your name on it!"

filched from RvB i know, but it fits, and it's a cracking line!

 

[D_987]

I stopped you stealing my kill...

 

[MiracleOfSound]

"you stole my kill"!
Discuss

Kill them

 

[Johnnyallstar]

kill the whiner

 

[Clashero]

We're working as a team. I helped you.
If it's my bullet that killed him, it's not your kill.
omg stop whinning u n00b omg l3rn 2 pl4y

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

If it is a team game, then just say "It doesn't matter who gets the kill, we are on the same side!"

 

[Acaroid]

Just say "dude I just saved your life, that guy would own you normally, should thank me".... which pisses them off even more at which point you press mute XD

 

[The Shade]

"You stole that kill."
"Hmm. I suppose I did."

"You stole my kill!"
"Didn't see your NAME on it!"

"Kill thief!"
"Phony! Hey everyone! This guy's a phony! A big fat phony!" *

"Stop stealing my kills!"
"Then get FASTER."


*I admit I only used that once.

 

[willard3]

"I know thanks for the help"

I will now use this liberally. Thank you sir!

 

[Mask of 1000 Faces]

"I guess my bullets are just better than yours."

 

[Fronken]

So?

seriously, that's the best answer i can give when people accuse me of killstealing, its always good if you killsteal, seriously, the point of a team game is to kill the other team, thats the point, and if its deathmatch then you cant really killsteal when it's all against all, so people getting angry over killstealing are just dumb and pathetic excuses for gamers.