As a card-carrying member of the Ministry of Silly Walks, I am required by contract to test the efficiency of one (1) new silly walk every day for at least 17 and one-fortieth minutes a day.
The rest of the time, I'll either stroll (hands in my pockets, feet ahead of my torso) or, if I'm a little on edge, I'll walk on the balls of my feet, straight-forward, with a brisk tempo.